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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1020 on: August 08, 2021, 07:20:33 AM »
Not a huge Joslin fan but loved seeing him smoke Leandre, that dude needs a serious ego check.

The whole no stance schtick is the weirdest, kookiest gimmick I've ever seen.
Zero footage, 'pro' for a made up brand and making a film about yourself without even having a career first. I just can't fathom it.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1021 on: August 08, 2021, 08:10:13 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAx6oG4N0UU
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1022 on: August 08, 2021, 08:18:46 AM »
dang i was hoping caruima guys would all get eliminated early

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1023 on: August 08, 2021, 09:00:44 AM »
where do they find these randos

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1024 on: August 08, 2021, 09:08:28 AM »
I feel like Berra putting Skategoat up against Joslin was a set up. Berra had to know how that would end

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1025 on: August 08, 2021, 09:15:32 AM »
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

Painfully awkward and unfunny, I embrace cringe comedy and this was too much for me. Joslin looked like he wanted none of this match, get the comedy act out of the way so I can win this match.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1026 on: August 08, 2021, 10:39:00 AM »
I feel like Berra putting Skategoat up against Joslin was a set up. Berra had to know how that would end

Joslin games will always get numbers. At this point I think it's a numbers game. Any publicity is good publicity. Now even more people know who this guy is, might be intrigued, search for more, etc.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1027 on: August 08, 2021, 10:50:23 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAx6oG4N0UU
A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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« Reply #1028 on: August 08, 2021, 11:36:16 AM »
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A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1029 on: August 08, 2021, 11:39:32 AM »
gotta root for joslin despite rokstar especially after the shit hes been through here people making fun of his family and all. straight merked him with a stone cold face lmao

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1030 on: August 08, 2021, 11:41:45 AM »
Chris “god of war” joslin

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1031 on: August 08, 2021, 11:52:30 AM »
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A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1032 on: August 08, 2021, 11:58:30 AM »
gotta root for joslin despite rokstar especially after the shit hes been through here people making fun of his family and all. straight merked him with a stone cold face lmao

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1033 on: August 08, 2021, 11:59:43 AM »
I wanna like how that cariuma guy popped his tricks but it’s hard to look past that t-shirt and shoes.

Jolson should be the ref from now on.

I too wanted Mikey whitehouse to do better. I used to think he was annoying but now I think he’s kind of cute in a crusty way. Endearingly fried.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1034 on: August 08, 2021, 02:57:43 PM »
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I feel like Berra putting Skategoat up against Joslin was a set up. Berra had to know how that would end
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Joslin games will always get numbers. At this point I think it's a numbers game. Any publicity is good publicity. Now even more people know who this guy is, might be intrigued, search for more, etc.
Yeah maybe so. He got worked though, missed some really basic tricks.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1035 on: August 08, 2021, 03:20:49 PM »
Seasoned pro joslin…easy job.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1036 on: August 08, 2021, 07:11:59 PM »
I used to watch MAJER all the time. Never would have guessed that every trick that took out Mikey was a fakie heel variation.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1037 on: August 08, 2021, 08:13:17 PM »
The Cariuma shirt shoes combo is so torched

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1038 on: August 08, 2021, 08:52:33 PM »
A win for a dude in cariuma is a loss for skateboarding.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1039 on: August 08, 2021, 09:53:14 PM »
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Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.
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Whoever decided on the nickname "skategoat" ruined this kid's career. there is no other option than to hate someone with an arrogant ass nickname like that with zero cred to back it up.

Pretty sure he gave it to himself.

That said, to me, it looked like he stopped trying on this game but maybe I just got bored and zoned out.

Still crazy how much more Berra likes himself than everyone else, even after all this time.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1040 on: August 09, 2021, 12:58:26 AM »
Has anyone seen a Bryte board in the wild ?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1041 on: August 09, 2021, 02:11:51 AM »
Has anyone seen a Bryte board in the wild ?

no because not one has been sold, ever. They are stacked up in the corner of the berries with those terrible shoes that nobody buys.

these terrible products will soon take over so much space in the berries that there will not be enough room for anyone to skate there. It will no longer be possible for them to insult us with their terrible content.

win, win.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1042 on: August 09, 2021, 02:42:46 AM »
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Has anyone seen a Bryte board in the wild ?
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no because not one has been sold, ever. They are stacked up in the corner of the berries with those terrible shoes that nobody buys.

these terrible products will soon take over so much space in the berries that there will not be enough room for anyone to skate there. It will no longer be possible for them to insult us with their terrible content.

win, win.

The only time I’ve seen a Bryte board in person is when I see the dudes on flow skating em.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1043 on: August 09, 2021, 04:37:45 AM »
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 double flips at the start of the game?
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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He got tripped up on those double flips
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double flips at the start
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You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?

Bros Double Kickflips are a basic trick im hoping you all land first try.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1044 on: August 09, 2021, 05:51:27 AM »
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/

So fakie tre's and fakie varial flips become completely different tricks if you briefly turn your shoulders for no reason? I know the other dude rides for that shoe company but how could anyone have wanted this guy to win either. Lose, lose situation.

Oh, and double kickflips aren't basic, they're illegal.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1045 on: August 09, 2021, 06:27:33 AM »
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/
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So fakie tre's and fakie varial flips become completely different tricks if you briefly turn your shoulders for no reason? I know the other dude rides for that shoe company but how could anyone have wanted this guy to win either. Lose, lose situation.

Oh, and double kickflips aren't basic, they're illegal.

I don't think he takes that as seriously as you guys think. 

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1046 on: August 09, 2021, 04:58:46 PM »
Self proclaimed "Skate Goat" (yuck) pulls out double flips two tricks in= tasteless fake Pro

Chris Joslin replies with half cabs= tasteful legit Pro

the proof is in the pudding on this one.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1047 on: August 09, 2021, 05:22:05 PM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1048 on: August 10, 2021, 07:02:16 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1049 on: August 10, 2021, 08:00:17 AM »