BATB12

[Tear Up a Trick]

Do I root for the guy with the Lakais or the guy with the Saiz?

[turd fergusion]

That rematch they just posted was staged….

[burm]

This is some serious damage control from the Berrics. For the sake of the ”contest” they could’ve just let the first game stand and move on, it won’t matter down the line anyway, but I guess this is more about making the main sponsors dudes look good.

[JugeL]

Shaun keeps impressing me, solid dude

[Keyser_Soze]

Corny

[Noble Experiment]

They’re really trying to shove a third game with these cunts down our throats? Wasn’t two already enough?
I’m not even gonna click on it.

[goodatmeth]

That rematch they just posted was staged….

I actually believe this. This has fake written all over it, the corny ending and all the unfunny berra quotes...

[Veggie.Wav]

They are gonna have to seriously start uploading more matches a week, especially if they wanna do random garbage like this. Nobody asked for a 3rd match and it was clearly a skit type of video. They're gumming up the works with this shit, at this rate the tournament will be finished by mid summer of 2022

[oyolar]

That rematch they just posted was staged….

They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.

[offkilter]

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That rematch they just posted was staged….

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They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.

The problem is that children do care about them

[MFS]

Not gonna lie I kinda fuck with Hover. Hes a lanky dad (something i can relate too) and he vaguely reminds me of Pete Eldridge style wise.

[Sharky]

Cab bigflip double flip, possibly the wildest trick in BATB history?

[drcroc]

Cab bigflip double flip, possibly the wildest trick in BATB history?

Agreed. That was nuts... He did it clean too.

[Lou Strux]

So… lemme see if I’ve got this straight.
Berriuma calls a rematch, which reverses the prior result.
Then, due to a lack of participating competitors, Stevage gets these two dudes on the horn & proposes a rematch to (unofficially) settle the score whilst filling a recently vacated publish date for his website’s festival of skill.
But he thinks the best punchline for this skit/joke is to have the draw settled by a mutual forfeit, effectively rendering moot the point of the (now 3rd) meeting of these two & effectively wasting the viewers time completely.
Have I got that right so far? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure that’s what I just witnessed.
Fuck me for clicking, and then watching to the end; that’s my OWN idiocy & my burden to carry. But also fuck that rascal Borra for hosting a “tie-breaker” match that does no such thing.
The only thing stupider than that is me for clicking on that shit in the first place.

[rocklobster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out

[big_kev_215]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out

Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.

[dallou]

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3:59 - you know its a blow out

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Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.

aha same. His pop shov was horrible

[Veggie.Wav]

Cryil had that dying inside meme face the whole match. On a positive note I'm now a fan of this Lil Dre guy his switch flip was nuts

[SneakySecrets]

Wow, instant classic right there.

[arcam]

i haven't read all 52 pages so forgive me if this has already been stated

i am better than C-ROY

[Lou Strux]

Is this C-Roy kid a vert skater or something?
Why he got less flat-ground skills than your average SLAP user, and more over, what the fudge is somebody with so little game doing in an invite only competition?
At least the Dre dude is pretty to look at.

[TheDingus]

They need to cancel this shit. I literally feel sad for the Berriumas. It’s strange. I always thought I’d revel in watching berries crumble, but I actually feel bad for everyone involved.

[SneakySecrets]

Is this C-Roy kid a vert skater or something?
Why he got less flat-ground skills than your average SLAP user, and more over, what the fudge is somebody with so little game doing in an invite only competition?
At least the Dre dude is pretty to look at.

Maybe his mom is the berric’s bookkeeper or something.  Poor guy shouldn’t have been in there and you could see it in his face.  Still preferable to the seemingly endless battle of the shawns though

[oyolar]

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That rematch they just posted was staged….

[close]

They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.

[close]

The problem is that children do care about them

Do they?

Cyril is some IG skater. He was the first guy I saw doing the who IG skate aesthetic of weird shoes, super ramped slo-mo for fairly basic tricks / tricks that aren';t difficult but look like it, weird phone angles, etc.

[cosmicgypsies]

#mexikan #sacramento #nor cal #k1lla kali

may i direct you to the post your fit thread

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=114685.690

[lamfordie]

C-Roy looked nervous so I'll give him that but GOD DAMN WAS THAT A SHITTY ATTEMPT OF A SW FLIP. He said in the pregame interview that he was practicing for 3 days and snapped his board. That's a god damn lie.

[Fhk]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out

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Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.

He's not a sponsored skater is he?

[boogs]

they shoulda got jscotthandsdown to be in this

[RichardBarkley]

1.. Lil Dre is steezy. But we already knew that

2.. I feel sorry for that poor guy. He shouldn't have even been there. I'd say he was happy to be invited he didn't even think about how shit he would be against actual sponsored skaters

[Lou Strux]

they shoulda got jscotthandsdown to be in this

100% agree.
Would’ve loved to watch that dude fake his hand steez after every trick.
I guess his star has dipped below the horizon.
Haven’t had an update on that guy’s thread in what feels like forever.
He good?
@Alois Hitler Jr. you got any updates for us?