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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1560 on: September 06, 2021, 11:09:35 AM »
Hey at least he had the balls to be in this and not drop out for “not being in the right head space” or whatever bullshit.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1561 on: September 06, 2021, 11:13:22 AM »
CRoy is insta famous for being the first dumbshit to skate crazy expensive non skate shoes and essentially invented the “flex on you” skate insta edit. Hes a stoner local and it seems like his whole life kinda took the shitter after catching a gun charge. Think blueberry cherry but bad at skating lol also hes an autotune rapper.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1562 on: September 06, 2021, 11:17:58 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out
God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?

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« Reply #1563 on: September 06, 2021, 11:29:00 AM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out
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God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?

Still.. I fuck with him for wearing a Blink-182 tee

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1564 on: September 06, 2021, 11:31:50 AM »
Hey at least he had the balls to be in this and not drop out for “not being in the right head space” or whatever bullshit.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1565 on: September 06, 2021, 11:34:05 AM »
I know skating ridiculously loose trucks is the “in” thing, but if you can’t handle it when you’re trying to ride away from tricks then it might benefit you to tighten em up a couple turns. He looked like one of those kids I see at the park that skates super loose trucks but is just barely able to stay on their board, looking uncomfortable as fuck, looking like they’re having a horrible time, but they’re just putting up with it cuz its the “in” thing.

If you aren’t looking like Matt Rodriguez or Daewon where you can’t even tell that they’re loose as fuck cuz it looks so natural, then you should probably tighten em up at least a tad bit.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1566 on: September 06, 2021, 11:45:20 AM »
Cyril's got kickflips like Jamal Smith lol. The format sucks so hard this year it may actually kill BATB for good. I hate the way the brackets are separated so that these influencers can go deeper into the rounds and, as Berra's hoping, bring their fans back for the clicks. Should have been random so they all could have gotten smoked by the pros in the first round.

When TJ Rogers and Tom Asta go out in the first round, the same round as the Sean's, Blue Berry and Cyril, something's wrong with your competition.

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« Reply #1567 on: September 06, 2021, 11:47:21 AM »
feel like they put that kid in bc he was wearing adidas and berra thinks it makes caroombas team look better by comparison

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« Reply #1568 on: September 06, 2021, 11:48:03 AM »
I know skating ridiculously loose trucks is the “in” thing, but if you can’t handle it when you’re trying to ride away from tricks then it might benefit you to tighten em up a couple turns. He looked like one of those kids I see at the park that skates super loose trucks but is just barely able to stay on their board, looking uncomfortable as fuck, looking like they’re having a horrible time, but they’re just putting up with it cuz its the “in” thing.

If you aren’t looking like Matt Rodriguez or Daewon where you can’t even tell that they’re loose as fuck cuz it looks so natural, then you should probably tighten em up at least a tad bit.

i switched from loose to tight and it really did make me skate a lot better. wouldn't wanna go back at all. swerving about was nice, but i prefer landing stuff...

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1569 on: September 06, 2021, 11:50:40 AM »
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA

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« Reply #1570 on: September 06, 2021, 11:51:51 AM »
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1571 on: September 06, 2021, 12:10:48 PM »
Him going out on that switch flip is only made worse by how incredible Lil Dre’s was. He was just happy to be there though.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1572 on: September 06, 2021, 12:26:36 PM »
caught him in the comments

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« Reply #1573 on: September 06, 2021, 12:32:27 PM »
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1574 on: September 06, 2021, 12:53:28 PM »
BATB12 has been such a cluster fuck

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1575 on: September 06, 2021, 01:03:47 PM »
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1576 on: September 06, 2021, 01:11:20 PM »
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA
def looked like had those contest nerves, there was some awkward laughs after missing tricks, also looks about 30lbs heavier than in those LES clips. I think Dre also flailed that second to last trick on purpose just to give him a chance to not look so bad.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1577 on: September 06, 2021, 01:43:29 PM »
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.

It was an influencer bracket game, totally agree.

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« Reply #1578 on: September 06, 2021, 01:56:36 PM »
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.

fully confused by the matchups, Dre is pro for a legit board brand why would they put him against expensive shoe clout dude?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1579 on: September 06, 2021, 05:33:17 PM »
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Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.
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fully confused by the matchups, Dre is pro for a legit board brand why would they put him against expensive shoe clout dude?

Probably because someone else bailed and they needed someone to fill the slot.

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« Reply #1580 on: September 06, 2021, 08:12:48 PM »
Surprised Berra hasn’t tried to shoehorn a losers bracket in to this mess

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1581 on: September 06, 2021, 09:09:17 PM »
The one fucking year i decide to check in on what the BATB is doing and i get this..

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1582 on: September 06, 2021, 10:00:27 PM »
Surprised Berra hasn’t tried to shoehorn a losers bracket in to this mess

We're less than 1/3 of the way through the brackets, anything could happen. I predict last minute sudden death fuckery to bring back Cariuma guys closer towards the finals. In BATB 1 it gave us 1 of the best matches (J-Lay vs MJ).
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1583 on: September 07, 2021, 06:51:57 AM »
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That rematch they just posted was staged….
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I actually believe this. This has fake written all over it, the corny ending and all the unfunny berra quotes...

Of course it was staged, they've been doing the occasional staged game forever. Here they just took the opportunity to show Cariumas even more because of course, the more you force shit onto people the more they will end up liking said shit... Right? I mean, right?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1584 on: September 07, 2021, 08:29:58 AM »
Maybe I should sign up for batb next year - I seem to have the tricks and style to compete with Mr c Roy   8)

Anyways that lil Dre guy has a crazy switch flip!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1585 on: September 07, 2021, 08:41:44 AM »
caught him in the comments

Seems like a chill dude.

Lil Dre has sick style. The SW flip was insane

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1586 on: September 07, 2021, 08:44:26 AM »
https://youtu.be/0fCOfw3Tw9A

Ok,I'll bite.. having been GF myself for 6 years now  .... how tf you gonna judge pasta with no sauce or butter. 2 of the pastas are the same damn thing. All pasta is nasty plain. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. lol

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1587 on: September 07, 2021, 08:48:59 AM »
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Ok,I'll bite.. having been GF myself for 6 years now  .... how tf you gonna judge pasta with no sauce or butter. 2 of the pastas are the same damn thing. All pasta is nasty plain. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. lol
maybe that’s the point

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« Reply #1588 on: September 07, 2021, 09:03:00 AM »
most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be

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« Reply #1589 on: September 07, 2021, 09:09:42 AM »
most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be

I hope you never get celiac disease.  ;) Go eat your bare noodles.