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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2010 on: October 12, 2021, 12:48:22 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home

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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
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Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
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I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
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These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
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Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it🤣

This is my favorite. Peak Mark





I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2011 on: October 12, 2021, 01:16:18 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home

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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it🤣

This is my favorite. Peak Mark



Looking at you Milton 😂

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2012 on: October 12, 2021, 01:44:06 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home

[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it🤣

This is my favorite. Peak Mark


It'll freak em out! What's an influencer's bracket doing in BATB? Jesus, I need a drink. Yeah? And boom, they'll have to have one of our organic Catiba Pros

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2013 on: October 12, 2021, 01:45:37 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home

[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it🤣

This is my favorite. Peak Mark


Is there an accessible BATB bracket, you know, for the average joe?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2014 on: October 12, 2021, 07:09:49 AM »
Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2015 on: October 12, 2021, 07:17:47 AM »
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2016 on: October 12, 2021, 07:20:35 AM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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Nah the phone call was Orange ringing up to say they wiped the twins

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2017 on: October 12, 2021, 07:22:46 AM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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Nah the phone call was Orange ringing up to say they wiped the twins

Oh, I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2018 on: October 13, 2021, 09:14:50 PM »
I'm with Skate Nerd Carlos definitely threw that fucking game.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2019 on: October 13, 2021, 09:47:51 PM »
I donít understand this thread any more.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2020 on: October 13, 2021, 11:58:45 PM »
Just noticed a bracket change on IG. This weekend's match is Erik Bragg vs Shrimpdaddy in the influencers section

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2021 on: October 14, 2021, 12:30:55 AM »
I donít understand this thread any more.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2022 on: October 14, 2021, 12:33:04 AM »
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2023 on: October 14, 2021, 03:39:56 AM »
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
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You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2024 on: October 14, 2021, 07:10:47 AM »
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
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You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.
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You trippin @palelight ?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2025 on: October 14, 2021, 08:15:17 AM »
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2026 on: October 14, 2021, 08:25:41 AM »
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.
Does the world really need a flatground game of SKATE competition? I'd rather watch something like King of MACBA

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2027 on: October 14, 2021, 08:28:43 AM »
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.
If anyone could pull it off it would be DLX's extended network of team riders/Actions REALized family. I would hazard a guess that 90% of sponsored skaters have had some support from DLX in one way or another over the years: Super generous and less interested in making a quick buck.

Sure there will inherently be conflicts of interest but DLX's spirit would reign magnificently over the proceedings and it would be clear that it's all in good fun, whoever wins.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2028 on: October 14, 2021, 08:55:37 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home

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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
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naan > batb

Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2029 on: October 14, 2021, 09:31:35 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home

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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

naan > batb
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Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2030 on: October 14, 2021, 09:33:11 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought ďIím Carlos Ribiero, I donít need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.Ē

At least thatís what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home

[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

naan > batb
[close]

Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
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Lol

Double lol
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2031 on: October 14, 2021, 10:16:53 AM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
[close]

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.

To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2032 on: October 14, 2021, 11:03:34 AM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
[close]

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
[close]

To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2033 on: October 14, 2021, 02:56:24 PM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
[close]

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
[close]

To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?

ďflow for hookupsĒ  has got to be one of the more insane ideas Iíve ever heard on these boards.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2034 on: October 14, 2021, 04:59:01 PM »
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
[close]

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
[close]

To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?

Hes from a small town in michigan. Was flow for sovrn. I was rooting for him to do thangs

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2035 on: October 16, 2021, 08:42:22 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2036 on: October 16, 2021, 08:53:41 AM »
https://youtu.be/2yJGCJsKROk

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Dumb clickbait comment. That was an incredible game. These are the types of games I miss watching.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2037 on: October 16, 2021, 08:57:49 AM »
https://youtu.be/2yJGCJsKROk

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Felipe was solid af in that, i can't lie. For a second there i thought he might skunk corny ol double flip noone cares headass Sewa

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2038 on: October 16, 2021, 08:59:55 AM »
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« Reply #2039 on: October 16, 2021, 09:11:10 AM »
These things are edited sooo fucking slow now. was able to use the 5 sec skip button between most tricks

Felipe still doing the yo tre, shit hasn't even been trendy for at least like a decade right?