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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2040 on: October 16, 2021, 09:17:28 AM »
*Cue Gordon Ramsey “finally some good fucking flatground” meme*

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2041 on: October 16, 2021, 10:37:38 AM »
Solid game. The double flip shit is annoying though but this fake flip was perfect. Felipe tricks are text book minus his tre flips.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2042 on: October 16, 2021, 10:40:18 AM »
Comeback with double tricks dont count...

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« Reply #2043 on: October 16, 2021, 10:43:16 AM »
Comeback with double tricks dont count...

I agree with this, but I of course understand the strategy.

My favorite games are when the winner simply outlasts his opponent. I want to see them do every flat ground trick they know how to do, saving the wild stuff for the very end.

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« Reply #2044 on: October 16, 2021, 10:43:51 AM »
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2045 on: October 16, 2021, 10:55:28 AM »
Sewa was getting skunked and resorted to double flips, no doubt about it.

That's SKATE tho. If you can win with pressure flips double flips are allowed.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2046 on: October 16, 2021, 12:13:23 PM »
Sewa missing a 360 flip = glitch in the Matrix.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2047 on: October 16, 2021, 12:16:58 PM »
It’s a game, or battle if you will. Some of you seem to want a format where each contestant would run through a list of basic tricks in order and see who racks up more fails. Except it wouldn’t even need to be head to head, each contestant could just fill in their sheet of tricks by themselves, remote even. Sounds shitty to me. *shrugging man with a moustache emoji*
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« Reply #2048 on: October 16, 2021, 12:56:07 PM »
I don’t encourage the double flip either but it’s not like he came out the gate with them. They rifled through a shit load of tricks and sewa was tilting a bit so why not go to your old faithful and get a letter and some confidence back.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2049 on: October 16, 2021, 03:30:43 PM »
unsportsmanlike conduct

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2050 on: October 16, 2021, 07:26:02 PM »
The fucking balls of all you kids talking shit on Double flips when people are throwing FRONT SHUVS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2021

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2051 on: October 16, 2021, 10:30:20 PM »
also like is sewa even a sponsored skater anymore? he probably needs this berries money

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2052 on: October 17, 2021, 02:54:09 AM »
There's some guilty pleasure seeing Sewa winning against Felipe with doubles
i like the idea felipe's probably really pissed. he seems annoying

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2053 on: October 17, 2021, 03:07:46 AM »
God help anyone that gets influence from Erik Bragg

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2054 on: October 17, 2021, 08:51:38 AM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2055 on: October 17, 2021, 09:00:35 AM »
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2056 on: October 17, 2021, 09:22:57 AM »
Honestly, for an influencer bracket that was pretty entertaining with decent skating. Shrimpdaddy has good style.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2057 on: October 17, 2021, 09:28:50 AM »
Did the bloody mary dude just do two random tricks and take a letter instead of attempting them? Very surprised a dude with the name Shrimp Daddy was the more mellow of the two.

This whole BATB has been one shitshow after another. I had to sign up and join in the convo because I feel like this is the only place people are actually noticing how ridiculous this spectacle is.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2058 on: October 17, 2021, 09:44:18 AM »
when will we get rid of eric bragg

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2059 on: October 17, 2021, 09:53:46 AM »
This season has been full of cringe yet somewhat fun to watch. The commentary here is no different.

That some of you are tuning in to this event sponsored by Cariumuamua & hosted at berra’s own celebrity center skatepark while expecting sportsman-like conduct and maintaining criticism of  “illegal tasteless” tricks is very surprise pikachu.

Those ideals were appropriate during the early years and we’ve seen who had the cream to rise.

I’m glad they’ve tried to innovate the format of SKATE every year to prolong the show and this year reminded me of all those Sasuke reruns on G4.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IuvF_2Nxxg0

These influencers are the wackly hopeless characters invited to flop around stage 1 for our amusement.

Skategoat, burrberry, “shrimpdaddy”  ::) ...

Shoutout to Vallely for jumping the shark early on.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2060 on: October 17, 2021, 09:57:27 AM »
Honestly, for an influencer bracket that was pretty entertaining with decent skating. Shrimpdaddy has good style.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2061 on: October 17, 2021, 10:09:34 AM »
Why am I not surprised that Erik Bragg is the type who yells and cusses when he misses tricks in a game of skate?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2062 on: October 17, 2021, 11:11:28 AM »
People have been very negative of Eric Bragg for years now but to me he’s a harmless goofy skateboard-internet-show host so I assume I have missed something. What is his claim to fame?

This game was nowhere near the worst we’ve seen this season and in my opinion it would be better is the whole influencer bracket was dumb goofing off like this instead of the scared shitless nerveballs with the demeanor of a pro and trick bag of a rando plucked from the nearest skate park.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2063 on: October 17, 2021, 11:19:27 AM »
Friendly reminder to pay $8 to ETN if you plan on streaming Tampa Pro this weekend

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2064 on: October 17, 2021, 11:25:19 AM »
People have been very negative of Eric Bragg for years now but to me he’s a harmless goofy skateboard-internet-show host so I assume I have missed something. What is his claim to fame?

This game was nowhere near the worst we’ve seen this season and in my opinion it would be better is the whole influencer bracket was dumb goofing off like this instead of the scared shitless nerveballs with the demeanor of a pro and trick bag of a rando plucked from the nearest skate park.



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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2065 on: October 17, 2021, 11:28:55 AM »
Are double flips considered hard? I always thought they were easy but not fun to do

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2066 on: October 17, 2021, 11:32:38 AM »
Is Vallely out? He seems like he's just enjoying life skating in the snow, I'd be surprised if he actually wanted to partake in this shitshow.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2067 on: October 17, 2021, 11:33:04 AM »
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2068 on: October 17, 2021, 11:55:37 AM »
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?

Really peak humor right there. Thanks Berra!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2069 on: October 17, 2021, 01:09:58 PM »
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God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?
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Really peak humor right there. Thanks Berra!

I almost turned the shit off when they opened boxes with scissors and a piece of paper