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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2250 on: November 06, 2021, 08:18:32 AM »


I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2251 on: November 06, 2021, 08:22:40 AM »


I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.
That fucking little foot moment/repositioning he does just before he pops every trick was almost physically painful to watch.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2252 on: November 06, 2021, 08:30:06 AM »


I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.

How tight are that fuckers trucks lol

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2253 on: November 06, 2021, 08:37:17 AM »
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2254 on: November 06, 2021, 08:42:02 AM »
Jagger is like a saltstick on a skateboard.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2255 on: November 06, 2021, 08:43:58 AM »
he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2256 on: November 06, 2021, 08:54:57 AM »
he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.

same
those arms

so glad dashawn casually destroyed him
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2257 on: November 06, 2021, 09:19:41 AM »
Dashawn looks like he wasn't even trying, and of course Jagger makes everything look incredibly hard in comparison. Think Dashawn enjoyed this especially since Jagger bumped him out of the Olympics.

Jaggers frontside bigspin def should have warranted a re-do too. FAX!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2258 on: November 06, 2021, 09:38:46 AM »
His Cariumbas? WACK
The pre-trick wiggle? WACK
The way he has to pull his pants up before every other try so he can see his shoes better? WACK

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2259 on: November 06, 2021, 10:17:00 AM »
i watched this and rushed over here just to see what y’all have said. it’s an L for dashawn to have to skate with jagger and it’s an L for polar for jagger wearing those pants. but it’s a W for us because we don’t have to see him in this anymore

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2260 on: November 06, 2021, 10:29:58 AM »
Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2261 on: November 06, 2021, 10:41:11 AM »
Comments on point


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2262 on: November 06, 2021, 10:58:14 AM »
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he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.
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same
those arms

so glad dashawn casually destroyed him

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2263 on: November 06, 2021, 11:31:24 AM »
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"



Jaggers frontside bigspin def should have warranted a re-do too. FAX!
Of course the only person that Borra has ever been even the tiniest bit lenient with as a ref is with his Cariuma poster child.

Plus Steve probably still feels bad for Jager about Tampa Pro.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2264 on: November 06, 2021, 11:34:27 AM »
jagger progressively morphing into kid rock

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2265 on: November 06, 2021, 12:07:28 PM »
The worst case of safety arms that anybody has been diagnosed with.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2266 on: November 06, 2021, 12:09:19 PM »
Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.


Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2267 on: November 06, 2021, 12:29:00 PM »
..can't watch... those arms, man. FFS...and that crooked up hand position? Maybe he's got some mild MD?

I really like Dashawn's flat style.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2268 on: November 06, 2021, 12:32:26 PM »
I haven't taken much notice of JE. What a truly disgusting style.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2269 on: November 06, 2021, 12:34:17 PM »
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Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.
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Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today

Berra looks like he woke up on a couch surrounded by greasy pizza boxes and beer cans.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2270 on: November 06, 2021, 12:39:33 PM »
i think jagger has some of the worst style ive ever EVER seen. disgusting little pant pull every time he winds up for a trick, legs and arms wiggle before, zero pop, arms extend into the air at bizarre angles with fingers out like a kid with palsy, tricks barely come around before he shakily catches them, etc. I watched in slo-mo his kickflip and sw fs shove because its so fascinating how bad his style is. I think jacker eaton is indisputably the pro with the worst style out right now

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2271 on: November 06, 2021, 12:46:17 PM »
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2272 on: November 06, 2021, 12:46:59 PM »
Shit, I have never noticed the pants pull (I can't stand that shit, get a better fit so you don't have to spend cycles on that); now I can't unsee that now...such an abhorrent way of skating...and that arm fling he does too.

Also, how to look worse wearing Cariuma shoes? Wear no show sock with short pants.

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i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"
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Gross. While it wasn't wrapped, I can see how from Uncle Berra's POV/that side of the trick, it might have looked proper.

They way he skates...he looks like he hasn't skated in years and is just stepping on the board (not counting the makes of course).

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2273 on: November 06, 2021, 12:48:51 PM »
Dashawn is so good

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2274 on: November 06, 2021, 01:39:50 PM »
Dashawn is so good

Dashawn's flat ground is knock out gorgeous. Powerful but his movement is reserved in a graceful way.
Going to watch this  part again:
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2275 on: November 06, 2021, 02:02:13 PM »
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Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.
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Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today
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Berra looks like he woke up on a couch surrounded by greasy pizza boxes and beer cans.
Borra now lives like a fake homeless person at his fake street spots
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2276 on: November 06, 2021, 03:32:45 PM »
Not gonna lie, I thought it wrapped as well.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2277 on: November 06, 2021, 06:43:33 PM »
Do you think Berra pre screened every audience member TSA style to ensure no posters were smuggled in?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2278 on: November 06, 2021, 07:36:22 PM »
Do you think Berra pre screened every audience member TSA style to ensure no posters were smuggled in?
They check your pockets and thetan levels at the door
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2279 on: November 06, 2021, 08:20:31 PM »
My picks for the final is Dashawn and Prod. Prod already beat him in a game of skate I think this year during one of those Covid contest they were having. It was like 3 person teams or something