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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2610 on: January 09, 2022, 11:12:34 AM »
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I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?
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uh....who?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2611 on: January 09, 2022, 11:19:40 AM »
I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?

They're both in Europe. It'd be so easy for them to meet up somewhere in Europe
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2612 on: January 09, 2022, 11:43:41 AM »
i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2613 on: January 09, 2022, 11:48:48 AM »
i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights

Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

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« Reply #2614 on: January 09, 2022, 12:07:05 PM »
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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it was a typo

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2615 on: January 09, 2022, 02:05:37 PM »
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

& mama skate late w the rent money
Maybe the pants will sell more if you put luxury infront of the title

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2616 on: January 09, 2022, 03:48:11 PM »
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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where's the money lebowski?? skate pussy

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2617 on: January 13, 2022, 12:52:17 PM »
https://youtu.be/DfYfoJ8kvgk
What a fucking shit show

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2618 on: January 13, 2022, 02:00:07 PM »
100% fake as fuck

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2619 on: January 13, 2022, 02:02:08 PM »
Damn. Mike V gotta be tired from that mountain bike ride from Iowa to Cali.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2620 on: January 13, 2022, 02:18:21 PM »
I will not watch any Mike V content from now on if it does not feature him attempting to intimidate or possibly punch out an inanimate object.  Dude needs to get back to what he does best. 

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2621 on: January 13, 2022, 02:52:17 PM »
Damn can't wait to get a signed Cariuma deck from the Cariuma Skateboarding Legend himself.

It's almost like The Berries became self aware and lowered the bar to an extreme for themselves. Why was this 7 minutes long? There's absolutely no way I'm gonna listen to Mike V talk about saving elephants by buying his ugly ass shoe.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2622 on: January 13, 2022, 03:02:02 PM »
Where's all the pushing? If I click on a Vallely video, I want pushing!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2623 on: January 13, 2022, 03:09:42 PM »
Where's all the pushing? If I click on a Vallely video, I want pushing!

The difficulty is finding filmers that can keep up, so he's resigned himself to pushing products instead.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2624 on: January 13, 2022, 03:36:48 PM »
Mike V really does not want to be there. Everybody seems to be fed up with this endless nonsense.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2625 on: January 13, 2022, 03:38:21 PM »
what a shitshow

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2626 on: January 13, 2022, 03:41:10 PM »
why do i keep clicking

what is wrong with me

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2627 on: January 13, 2022, 03:42:32 PM »
Damn. Mike V gotta be tired from that mountain bike ride from Iowa to Cali.

Bike was strapped to the top of the Humvee.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2628 on: January 13, 2022, 03:44:04 PM »
I think about Ed when I look at Mike sometimes.  He never had to do any berries stuff. Lol
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2629 on: January 13, 2022, 03:46:35 PM »
why do i keep clicking

what is wrong with me

Chase and Berra being in the thumbnail is an auto pass for me.   

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2630 on: January 13, 2022, 04:03:16 PM »
Whoever wrote "Steve Berra?! Holy shit!" into the script isn't trying very hard.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2631 on: January 13, 2022, 04:11:35 PM »
mike v an early front runner for kook of the year

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2632 on: January 13, 2022, 05:45:07 PM »
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.

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« Reply #2633 on: January 13, 2022, 07:58:21 PM »
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
i think it's less popularity/skill and more someone he knows so he can bully them into mike v rules.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2634 on: January 13, 2022, 09:39:47 PM »
i don’t respect mike v for anything

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2635 on: January 14, 2022, 12:00:51 AM »
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.

at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2636 on: January 14, 2022, 02:25:51 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2637 on: January 14, 2022, 02:26:59 AM »
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2638 on: January 14, 2022, 03:22:14 AM »
Really ribbin ribs man. Who the fuck is ribs man?
No idea who he is but I hope he shows up as the special guest ref and makes mike V lose. Really get some Wwf pre wwe type shit goin on here.

But I doubt that will happen and we’ll just see some cariuma guy “omg Tyler Peterson?? He can front crook nollie varial heel out the whole park!” (Again who tf, except he sounds like a discount Tyson Peterson and not a wwf wrestler) embarrassing himself in front of his wife when mikeV starts wiping his ass with boneless summersaults and shit


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2639 on: January 14, 2022, 03:24:37 AM »
Wait, just realized how funny front crook nollie varial heel out is. Did he really make that kid say that haha I am not watching any of that again pretty sure lil focker #2 said that when he saw famous cariuma legend Tyler Peterson


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