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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2640 on: January 14, 2022, 06:35:35 AM »
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".

Ah my mistake. Whatever..fuck the berrics.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2641 on: January 14, 2022, 07:00:58 AM »
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".
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Ah my mistake. Whatever..fuck the berrics.
Mike V vying for insta-clout. strange days.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2642 on: January 14, 2022, 08:30:48 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2643 on: January 14, 2022, 08:47:03 AM »
This is obviously staged which makes it so much funnier. The "bit" is that Mike V is a huge brat, but in doing this charade at all proves that he actually is such a huge brat.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2644 on: January 14, 2022, 09:14:15 AM »
Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2645 on: January 14, 2022, 09:48:51 AM »
Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/

not defending Berriuma but that shit could happen with any shoe or any old griptape.

also Tyler is a very nice dude

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2646 on: January 14, 2022, 12:16:15 PM »
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Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/
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not defending Berriuma but that shit could happen with any shoe or any old griptape.

also Tyler is a very nice dude
I second that. He's a truly genuine guy. sucks that he has to be in this shitshow TWICE.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2647 on: January 14, 2022, 12:22:20 PM »
Itís wild to me that THIS is the same dude that left Powell because he thought a skit where here ran through a graveyard was TOO CHEESY.
What even is integrity, let alone reality anymore?
Credentials revoked!   ;)

Also, itís NOT an impossible unless it wraps around your foot, Michael.

Fyre Festival was more organized than this fuckshow.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2648 on: January 14, 2022, 10:02:03 PM »
I havenít watched the batb12 that I forgot it exist
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2649 on: January 15, 2022, 04:16:03 AM »
The berrics continues to amaze me but not in a good way. Howís it even possible to keep getting cornier with every single thing they put out, kinda crazy.

Mike V should just do that shit from label kills (90% pushing part) where he kicks his board away and jumps back on. 15 year old me thought that shit was pretty funny the first time I saw it.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2650 on: January 15, 2022, 05:45:57 AM »
 HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2651 on: January 15, 2022, 08:16:16 AM »
The shit talk in this game made it worth it. Tyler just blowing him out with those dumb hard tricks was the Cherry on top

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2652 on: January 15, 2022, 08:24:54 AM »
that wallride was sick the rest of it was just pitiful. shouldíve just turned down the batb and let his legacy in that stay where it was
just a regular ass burger

heres a concept

skin side down burger with a side of kill yourself

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2653 on: January 15, 2022, 08:26:51 AM »
imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2654 on: January 15, 2022, 08:30:58 AM »
imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate

Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2655 on: January 15, 2022, 08:31:48 AM »
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imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate
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Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.

who

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2656 on: January 15, 2022, 09:48:33 AM »
Skating and Baitin

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2657 on: January 15, 2022, 10:29:13 AM »
I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2658 on: January 15, 2022, 10:34:00 AM »
its funny cause mike v is sick as fuck

but why did i watch that

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2659 on: January 15, 2022, 10:40:50 AM »
Facepalm...

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2660 on: January 15, 2022, 10:55:41 AM »
I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself
It's unfortunate that they're gaming the youtube algorithm with these long-ass battles. Back in the day the battles were all tightly edited and under 3-4 minutes, maybe because they were hosting that shit themselves with pre-rolls. Now the quantity is higher and the quality is, dare i say, lower.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2661 on: January 15, 2022, 11:46:17 AM »
https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

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seems unfair to make the dude with his arm in a cast do all these street plants and shit
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2662 on: January 15, 2022, 12:09:31 PM »
So Tyler Peterson is not only in 2 different brackets but heís also an icon now. Got it. Fyre Festival was more organized than this fuckshow.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2663 on: January 15, 2022, 12:23:14 PM »
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I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself
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It's unfortunate that they're gaming the youtube algorithm with these long-ass battles. Back in the day the battles were all tightly edited and under 3-4 minutes, maybe because they were hosting that shit themselves with pre-rolls. Now the quantity is higher and the quality is, dare i say, lower.

You dare to be correct. Honestly, pretty surprised they didnt make Mike V win. He must have told them "no way I'm at this fucking place for more than 24 hours."

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2664 on: January 15, 2022, 12:46:14 PM »
https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

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Clicked on it, watched 2 minutes and thought this is the cringiest skateboarding content ever created...then i checked the comments of this video on Youtube. I'm baffled

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2665 on: January 15, 2022, 12:52:12 PM »
vallely actually came close on that bigflip. game looked fake but he seems like he could actually compete in conventional BATB if he tried.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2666 on: January 15, 2022, 12:59:08 PM »
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seems unfair to make the dude with his arm in a cast do all these street plants and shit

Yeah, this was fucking stupid. If you're gonna allow Mike V to do all that shit at least have him play someone with two functional hands. Berra just seems bar'd out on Xanax or something at this point.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2667 on: January 15, 2022, 01:05:26 PM »
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imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate
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Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.
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who

its french for "The moines"

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2668 on: January 15, 2022, 01:32:00 PM »
give it up for page 89!
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2669 on: January 15, 2022, 01:45:50 PM »
hahaha incredibly bad.