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Sex playlists
« on: May 23, 2021, 03:42:20 PM »
What’s on queue when you’re with your boo?

I let the other person choose. One girl I hook up with always puts on Death Grips and I tell ya, it is just awful

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2021, 04:23:43 PM »


This whole album






There’s a start
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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2021, 04:59:54 PM »

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2021, 05:52:39 PM »
John Spencer Blues Explosion

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2021, 10:38:52 AM »

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2021, 02:56:54 PM »





Current tunes in my playlists

But to be honest, I'd prefer way colder house stuff than this, ideally with no vocals.

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2021, 11:07:24 PM »
Jai Paul makes some really smooth loving tracks. Personal favorite is He.

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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2021, 08:07:30 AM »
This one’s perfect, also back Rolling Stones

listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2021, 04:12:38 AM »
For when your lady is on her period:


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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2021, 06:56:25 AM »
For when your lady is on her period:


If you play it loud enough, Wheatberry just comes out of nowhere to help you satisfy her however he can


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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2021, 06:57:26 AM »
My kids sleeping or watching TV loudly in another part of the house.
ok thanks

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2021, 11:45:03 AM »
Just the slapping of sweaty ass flopping around the dark while my kids turn up the sound on their music/videogames.

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2021, 01:16:49 PM »


Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2021, 09:52:53 PM »






There is a ton of OG Ron C Mixtapes, quite appropriately titled, "Fuck Action". Basically it's just some good ol' fashioned chopped and screwed-esque R & B.
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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2021, 10:54:42 PM »
I can't really concentrate on sex if there's music playing. Maybe some dub techno or ambient music.

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2021, 09:58:59 PM »
My kids sleeping or watching TV loudly in another part of the house.
Just the slapping of sweaty ass flopping around the dark while my kids turn up the sound on their music/videogames.
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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2021, 10:04:54 PM »
I don't know, I don't do sex
Just shred some serious gnar.

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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2021, 07:24:48 AM »
Great British Baking Show. It’s become code, “Are we watching bake off tonight?” Baaaaake.

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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2021, 11:42:22 AM »
Christ airs, airwalks and darkslides

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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2021, 02:51:28 PM »
@Molte ! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time!


Gnarred for old time's sake and also because that album is a jammer. I actually could see myself playing this while getting down tbh.

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2021, 12:55:42 PM »
so far jon spencer blues explosion and swisha house seem like the most bangin to me.

i think the last time i fucked, the office was on.

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2021, 11:27:38 AM »
  I never understood the concept.  Of an evening with your partner you want to put whatever you want on for music (we never watch movies or shows), and the sex is gonna happen anyway, what do you switch it to Clay Aiken when your dick gets hard? I dunno.
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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2021, 12:16:10 PM »
New rule, the playlist is now video parts. Who you got?



Very early on in our relationship, my wife and I were watching Sorry and out of nowhere she gave me head during Rowley's part.

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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2021, 07:04:36 PM »

"Permission to nut sir?"

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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2021, 12:15:31 AM »
New rule, the playlist is now video parts. Who you got?



Very early on in our relationship, my wife and I were watching Sorry and out of nowhere she gave me head during Rowley's part.

To be fair, at 2:52 seconds, the lyrics state, "You've been a naughty boy, you've let your knickers down".
It could have been quite plausible that you were a naughty boy, for reasons known or reasons unknown and the lyrics resonated with her.
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2021, 03:03:27 PM »
Just play a Cigarettes After Sex album, it’ll have you doing circles on your partner’s chest after a one night stand making plans that won’t happen. Please call me back Barbara, I miss you. Just casually hanging out, it’s really mellow music. Slower paced so you take your time and please Barbara, we could’ve worked so well together. Overall do recommend.
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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2021, 04:46:00 PM »
Just play a Cigarettes After Sex album, it’ll have you doing circles on your partner’s chest after a one night stand making plans that won’t happen. Please call me back Barbara, I miss you. Just casually hanging out, it’s really mellow music. Slower paced so you take your time and please Barbara, we could’ve worked so well together. Overall do recommend.

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2021, 02:37:01 PM »
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

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Re: Sex playlists
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2021, 09:05:05 AM »
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Just play a Cigarettes After Sex album, it’ll have you doing circles on your partner’s chest after a one night stand making plans that won’t happen. Please call me back Barbara, I miss you. Just casually hanging out, it’s really mellow music. Slower paced so you take your time and please Barbara, we could’ve worked so well together. Overall do recommend.
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Maybe but you know who makes great music? Miguel. He’s got that dangerous, someone may end up pregnant music.
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