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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #180 on: July 19, 2021, 02:25:37 PM »
so you got a free chocolate frosty

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Re: Nora Vasconellos on Wendy's
« Reply #181 on: July 19, 2021, 02:50:15 PM »
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Wendy's headquarters:

"What if we pay our prisoner slaves 70 cents a day to make og spicy nuggets and then hire some dumb white influencer girl to promote them to our poor dumb customers"

"USA!, USA!, USA!"
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Nora is Portuguese American. Not a white girl.
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Portuguese people don't count as white? They're from Europe, but aren't part of the club? What are they then?

Other than early family guy this the first I've heard of the Portuguese not being white.



Hahaha, yes I don't think Portugal can get away with not being white after centuries as an ultra- violent European colonizer that enslaved, killed, converted millions of people in Africa, Asia and South America, in different eras of colonial expansion that lasted from the 1400s to 1999.

1999....the year the Chocolate Tour came out.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #182 on: July 19, 2021, 03:30:12 PM »
so you got a free chocolate frosty
i suspect it was actually rather warm

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Re: Nora Vasconellos on Wendy's
« Reply #183 on: July 19, 2021, 03:54:42 PM »
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because bucky lasek is irrelevant. im glad hes well but who gives a shit. hes like if andy mac stopped caring and faded away harder

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Wendy’s used to have a salad bar.
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when was that the 70s
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My Wendy's buffet came equipped with salad, tacos, and pasta! Marinara OR Alfredo! And possibly a soup/chili option.

1990

Also had a taco bar.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #184 on: July 19, 2021, 03:57:17 PM »
i definitely remember getting tacos and spagetti with a side of strawberry jello at the wendys salad bar in the 90's

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #185 on: July 19, 2021, 04:03:01 PM »
Ok, but who remembers Wendy’s Jazz Caps? Floral print ball caps that were part of some promotion in the 80’s. Wendy’s blew it by not capitalizing on Nora’s insufferable quirkiness to launch the return of Jazz Caps with her own signature colorway and sauce for those nugs.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #186 on: July 19, 2021, 04:03:32 PM »
legit went out and bought Wendys after reading this thread the other day
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #187 on: July 19, 2021, 04:14:04 PM »
legit went out and bought Wendys after reading this thread the other day

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #188 on: July 19, 2021, 04:16:55 PM »
Ok, but who remembers Wendy’s Jazz Caps? Floral print ball caps that were part of some promotion in the 80’s. Wendy’s blew it by not capitalizing on Nora’s insufferable quirkiness to launch the return of Jazz Caps with her own signature colorway and sauce for those nugs.

A google search of these things reveals them to be very on brand for Nora. You're right. They really missed a trick.
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #189 on: July 19, 2021, 05:18:16 PM »
Was this Wendy’s or Denny’s but I went there for breakfast I don’t think it was a buffet but you could order whatever and they kept bringing it out

But you only ever got the one plate it was infuriating were they fucking with me or is that just how they roll
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #190 on: July 19, 2021, 05:33:22 PM »
Getting vanilla anything when there's a chocolate option available makes you a vanilla weirdo which is a bad sign.

What does being a vanilla weirdo entail?
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Re: Nora Vasconellos on Wendy's
« Reply #191 on: July 19, 2021, 05:49:53 PM »
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Wendy's headquarters:

"What if we pay our prisoner slaves 70 cents a day to make og spicy nuggets and then hire some dumb white influencer girl to promote them to our poor dumb customers"

"USA!, USA!, USA!"
[close]


Nora is Portuguese American. Not a white girl.
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Portuguese people don't count as white? They're from Europe, but aren't part of the club? What are they then?

Other than early family guy this the first I've heard of the Portuguese not being white.


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Hahaha, yes I don't think Portugal can get away with not being white after centuries as an ultra- violent European colonizer that enslaved, killed, converted millions of people in Africa, Asia and South America, in different eras of colonial expansion that lasted from the 1400s to 1999.

1999....the year the Chocolate Tour came out.

The Choclate Tour!

Yep! We the Portuguese are pretty white, or at best a slightly more tanned white… we did, indeed,our fair part of colonialism shit in the past to add to our “whiteness”. 

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #192 on: July 19, 2021, 06:18:43 PM »
Getting vanilla anything when there's a chocolate option available makes you a vanilla weirdo which is a bad sign.
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #193 on: July 19, 2021, 07:17:43 PM »
legit went out and bought Wendys after reading this thread the other day

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #194 on: July 19, 2021, 08:44:18 PM »
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Getting vanilla anything when there's a chocolate option available makes you a vanilla weirdo which is a bad sign.
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What does being a vanilla weirdo entail?

Means you have a vanilla palate, meaning you just eat the blandest of foods, meaning it's a good sign that your taste in everything sucks, as opposed to my superior taste in everything.
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #195 on: July 19, 2021, 09:47:04 PM »
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Getting vanilla anything when there's a chocolate option available makes you a vanilla weirdo which is a bad sign.
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What does being a vanilla weirdo entail?
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Means you have a vanilla palate, meaning you just eat the blandest of foods, meaning it's a good sign that your taste in everything sucks, as opposed to my superior taste in everything.
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #196 on: July 19, 2021, 10:00:22 PM »
Chocolate is the choice of the proletariat

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #197 on: July 19, 2021, 10:21:19 PM »
Well, call me Rockefeller because vanilla is a vastly superior flavor to chocolate.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #198 on: July 19, 2021, 10:45:44 PM »
Well, call me Rockefeller because vanilla is a vastly superior flavor to chocolate.

i was drinking some kind of sweet beverage yesterday that was blueberry and vanilla flavored and it was very good. i’ve always loved chocolate but i definitely agree with you
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #199 on: July 20, 2021, 04:44:16 AM »
I had a vanilla milkshake with whipped cream the other day, and I gotta tell you, it was out of this world.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #200 on: July 20, 2021, 05:28:14 AM »
taking a shit rn and it reminds me of this thread and the failed opportunity of Wendy’s making a two girls one cup style commercial with Nora, Bucky and a chocolate frosty……

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #201 on: July 20, 2021, 06:15:39 AM »
Love how in the US you get 10 free nuggets just for downloading the Wendy’s app, but in Canada it’s like “download the app, spend $30, and get a 2 piece nuggets for only $6”.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #203 on: July 24, 2021, 02:48:04 AM »
Some girl who worked there in high school told us they "make" the chili with unused hamburger meat on the day it expires so it doesn't go to waste

None of that food is safe for humans


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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #204 on: July 24, 2021, 02:50:51 AM »
Some girl who worked there in high school told us they "make" the chili with unused hamburger meat on the day it expires so it doesn't go to waste

None of that food is safe for humans

I bet (know) they do it after the day it expires..gotta keep them food/labor costs down so gm’s get them fat bonuses 😀

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #205 on: July 24, 2021, 05:04:28 AM »
i definitely remember getting tacos and spagetti with a side of strawberry jello at the wendys salad bar in the 90's

That sounds atrocious my dude.  :D
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #206 on: July 24, 2021, 06:07:01 AM »
Once I went pumpkin soup to chocolate ice cream, back to pumpkin soup at sizzler and it all came back up in the sizzler carpark.

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #207 on: July 24, 2021, 07:02:13 AM »
Love how in the US you get 10 free nuggets just for downloading the Wendy’s app, but in Canada it’s like “download the app, spend $30, and get a 2 piece nuggets for only $6”.

I'll take that over the thousands I pay in insurance, only to pay thousands more any time I actually need to use said insurance

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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #208 on: July 24, 2021, 11:30:43 AM »
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Love how in the US you get 10 free nuggets just for downloading the Wendy’s app, but in Canada it’s like “download the app, spend $30, and get a 2 piece nuggets for only $6”.
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I'll take that over the thousands I pay in insurance, only to pay thousands more any time I actually need to use said insurance
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Re: Nora Vasconcellos on Wendy's
« Reply #209 on: July 24, 2021, 11:56:32 AM »
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Love how in the US you get 10 free nuggets just for downloading the Wendy’s app, but in Canada it’s like “download the app, spend $30, and get a 2 piece nuggets for only $6”.
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I'll take that over the thousands I pay in insurance, only to pay thousands more any time I actually need to use said insurance
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Dude I just got bills from a surgery I thought I paid off already. Wack

Definitely call your insurance. I got a bill for 2k last year and it was because the hospital didn't contact my insurance properly. I paid 0 of that 2k bill.
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