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The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« on: July 25, 2021, 04:48:37 AM »
Feel free to contribute:
When pros flood their skate videos with hijinks instead of impressive skateboarding.
When pros take an obviously lame endorsement deal instead of a cool one, making skateboarding look bad.
When skate brands do collaborations with big brands that do not contribute to our equipment needs.
When pros upload skate photos but its just them posing, no skateboarding.
When skate mags show a girl skater that's cute, skates cute and belongs in its own genre of skate called cute beginner skateboarding for poser marketing. 
When industry plant skaters just cause they are youtube millionaires start to appear in the skate world, what an eye sore.
When skate brands start to show us street skater pros with bigger boards and less tech tricks.
When skate brands deactivate the comment section cause they know they are the comments against them are right and they are wrong.


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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2021, 05:56:49 AM »
you’re over 35
No cunts paying for my mind at the same time ay

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2021, 06:10:20 AM »
You could edit down those Illegal Civ videos to under 10 minutes and they would still be horrible.

90% of those videos are guys in the background trying to over shadow the person actually skating, look at that clip of midler into the carwash bank its pure cringe.

Its going to be fun watching them fade into obscurity

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2021, 06:12:53 AM »
Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2021, 07:08:23 AM »
Ur 2 p00sey 2 ride BIG boards with the BIG boys

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2021, 08:40:32 AM »
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2021, 08:57:26 AM »
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
I was really confused until I looked at the list again.

Boo can go on the other black list too.
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2021, 09:21:06 AM »
ok big boy, do a flip in flip out combo
You saying you got flip in flip out shit?

I gave an example of what I was expecting as a response, list of lame actions, not names or anything racist. I use to like Gershon, and 3 of my local skate heroes we're black.
Did you just pull the I have black friends card?
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2021, 09:35:53 AM »
Feel free to contribute:
When pros flood their skate videos with hijinks instead of impressive skateboarding.
When pros take an obviously lame endorsement deal instead of a cool one, making skateboarding look bad.
When skate brands do collaborations with big brands that do not contribute to our equipment needs.
When pros upload skate photos but its just them posing, no skateboarding.
When skate mags show a girl skater that's cute, skates cute and belongs in its own genre of skate called cute beginner skateboarding for poser marketing. 
When industry plant skaters just cause they are youtube millionaires start to appear in the skate world, what an eye sore.
When skate brands start to show us street skater pros with bigger boards and less tech tricks.
When skate brands deactivate the comment section cause they know they are the comments against them are right and they are wrong.

U h8 ur life dont u

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2021, 09:42:36 AM »
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2021, 10:24:48 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Patrick Kigongo's Black List.. how foolish

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2021, 10:33:44 AM »
the big boys? lol  you mean minions? can't tell one from the other.  ok big boy, do a flip in flip out combo, gets exhausted just by shuv it hahahahaha  with your colorful griptape graphic hahahaha when you're not even artsy, you're just fake...   you're not even worthy for a game of skate, you boring ass poser.  big boards are for people that need the excuse that its a big board so that they feel that their low 180 is somehow tech impressive.   ;D

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2021, 10:39:00 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Patrick Kigongo's Black List.. how foolish
Fuck that dude
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2021, 10:40:45 AM »
SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.


missed a couple important ones

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2021, 10:42:05 AM »
I gave an example of what I was expecting as a response, list of lame actions, not names or anything racist. I use to like Gershon, and 3 of my local skate heroes we're black.


Well..these lists of “lame actions” have been made many times before

I would argue you could put making this list on the list

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2021, 01:40:44 PM »
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2021, 02:03:58 PM »
it is funny to imagine these guys watching a Ville Wester clip and crying their eyes out
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2021, 06:11:07 PM »
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SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
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missed a couple important ones
Steve Steadham and Ron Allen!

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2021, 08:53:24 PM »
Can OP shut the fuck up about their dinky little feet & skinny decks already?
Take your 6 accounts over to the Shoes & Gear bloard & get with some of your own homies.
You’re not alone here, ya’ goof, you’re just standing on the wrong street corner with your PTSD megaphone.
Go HERE (click link below) to be amongst your people.
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2021, 09:50:57 PM »
What constitutes a big ass board to gatekeeping jackwads these days?

My guess is anything over 8.25

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2021, 10:30:03 PM »
Anything under 8.5 is manlet status

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2021, 12:27:59 AM »
Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2021, 12:29:10 AM »
[I want SkateMoss for 2024 Olympics.

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2021, 01:14:29 AM »
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
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I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2021, 01:57:18 AM »
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
[close]

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
[close]

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?

You could just unfollow her on Instagram thats what I did,

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2021, 02:21:04 AM »
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SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
[close]


missed a couple important ones
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Steve Steadham and Ron Allen!
Big Candy

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2021, 02:42:53 AM »
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
[close]

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
[close]

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?
[close]

You could just unfollow her on Instagram thats what I did,

yeah. I don't follow her.
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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2021, 04:13:52 AM »
This site is a fucking fever dream
I live for this


I've been fucked with by nerd ass jock niggas like you my whole life


You will never recover


I promise you

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2021, 04:24:24 AM »
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick

I do because I have big feet and small PP

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Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2021, 06:21:39 AM »
I skate 8.75 because it feels good for me skating transition.  My feet and penis are average size but if I part my pubes just right and use some product my penis looks very successful.