I still can't believe she let her man bust a nut on her championship belt.
Its been years since I saw the vids but isn't there also one where she's blowing him while she's on the phone with someone from the office? Like she says a few words when she has to, then goes right back to gobbling his gooker. The only one I really remember is the one where she has that inflatable butt plug thing she was using to stretch her tailpipe.
@SHAQUEEFA I hope you're safe and dry brother. Ideally you guys are riding this out somewhere you can just chill out and binge watch wrestling for a few days, but you know what to do if shit really hits the fan though right? Go find Hulk and see if that coked out wrestlemania promo was true.
If you need anything shoot me a PM. For real.
Dynamite:
Fell asleep but went back and rewatched it when I woke up. I skipped some of the promos and most of the women's match. I can only handle so much deeb and I'm definitely all deeb'ed out at the moment. Killer finish though.
Of course Jericho recruited Luigi Primo as soon as it became public he was also an antivax dipshit..."my kinda guy!"
Jesus christ Wheeler Yuta's voice actually cracked like a teenager during his tough guy promo. I don't know how anyone takes this dweeb seriously, but the combination of it being his hometown and getting to work with the best heel in the business seemed to get a nice pop. He's still a fucking dork though. Also this pre-show promo from Max cracked me up.
https://twitter.com/David_Onda/status/1575274073197871109?s=20&t=TiParPZp6Vh59pIw7ibEEAI'm kinda surprised they didn't let Juice talk. He's got a weird promo style that I could see getting over in AEW. That wasn't his best match but if he's legit no longer in NJPW then I'm guessing Tony Signs him - Gedo (njpw booker) was pictured in Philly with TK and juice had BC graphics on his gear so it could be kayfabe to set up an angle over there. On the other hand, he's married to Toni Storm so it wouldn't be surprising if he wants to be in the same company as her.
Holy shit Jericho vs Bandido was great. The high spots were cool but what I loved about it was the psychology. It looks like Mr. Peru was on the scent of this one and they are indeed doing a war of honor story, so the repeated stiff shots and kicks to the head (likely breaking his nose) really drove home the disrespect. Bandido is fucking nuts, that suplex spot is always super impressive even though it looked like he was hanging on for dear life at points. Who says old guys can't stay erect without a pill? Bandido has to get a contract after that, there's zero chance Tony wasn't marking out just has hard as the rest of us for that match. For those who haven't seen it, I recommend watching the Fite version without commercials. Hit me up if you need a link.
Can't say enough good things about what Jericho has done in-ring the past 9 months, and he's giving the rub to young talent like Garcia and Anna. Really like cementing his case as an all-timer. I can't say GOAT because as long as Sting is there he's not even the greatest in the company in my book, but he's not far behind. Someone should start some sort of society for appreciating him. And not let Sammy Guevara in it.