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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #660 on: September 30, 2021, 07:09:22 PM »
Shit it looks like Jake Donnelly is there to back up kb too, he pulls up to the side real quick then when on pushes him, he kinda does too before kb can run up further
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #661 on: October 01, 2021, 12:06:29 PM »
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #662 on: October 01, 2021, 12:39:20 PM »
Respect for Paul Hart went down

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #663 on: October 01, 2021, 01:16:34 PM »
I need more of this video.

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #664 on: October 01, 2021, 01:22:22 PM »
Anyone know what it was over? - it looked like a midget fight

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #665 on: October 01, 2021, 01:24:16 PM »
This thread is like that sore on Joey’s lip that keeps showing up from time to time in that it just keeps coming back.
This thread is unlike that sore on Joey’s lip that keeps showing up from time to time in that I actually love this thread; Joey’s lip lesion, not as much.

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #666 on: October 01, 2021, 01:29:12 PM »
They were fighting over who was responsible for ending cliche.

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« Reply #667 on: October 01, 2021, 02:44:42 PM »
This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #668 on: October 01, 2021, 05:47:46 PM »
He remembered he went to fakie

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #669 on: October 01, 2021, 08:57:00 PM »
They were fighting over who was responsible for ending cliche.

Wow. I totally forgot both were on Cliche. I assume not at the same time right? I forget.
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #670 on: October 01, 2021, 09:31:44 PM »
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They were fighting over who was responsible for ending cliche.
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Wow. I totally forgot both were on Cliche. I assume not at the same time right? I forget.
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #671 on: October 02, 2021, 03:47:04 AM »
I used to really enjoy Paul harts skating, but he is so cringe it is difficult to watch

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #672 on: October 02, 2021, 06:56:27 AM »
This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #673 on: October 02, 2021, 07:07:11 AM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does

Lol

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #674 on: October 02, 2021, 07:43:22 AM »
I watched Dill's Epicly Later'd a while ago and if its accurate he definitely did not grow up rich.

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #675 on: October 02, 2021, 07:53:01 AM »
This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.

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« Reply #676 on: October 02, 2021, 03:20:39 PM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
Has anyone else here ever eaten all the broken chips at the bottom of the bag in a bowl of salsa with a spoon like it was cereal??

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #677 on: October 02, 2021, 03:24:23 PM »
This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.

Thanks for the insider info, is he allowed to eat you with a fork and knife?

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« Reply #678 on: October 02, 2021, 03:43:12 PM »
For sure. No ones saying you can’t eat pizza with a knife and fork. That’s fine. Eat it with a straw for all I care. Just eat it. 

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #679 on: October 02, 2021, 04:35:15 PM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
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Has anyone else here ever eaten all the broken chips at the bottom of the bag in a bowl of salsa with a spoon like it was cereal??

Not gonna lie I'm curious now

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #680 on: October 02, 2021, 08:58:48 PM »
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #681 on: October 02, 2021, 09:08:38 PM »
I was on the strip of hell know as Watt Ave and 80 in Sacramento last week, hungry. Found this little African fusion spot that had the best burger I’ve had in a long time. Massive. Had to fork and knife it. Was embarrassed.

Shout out Chulla Cafe.

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #682 on: October 03, 2021, 04:12:59 AM »
I was on the strip of hell know as Watt Ave and 80 in Sacramento last week, hungry. Found this little African fusion spot that had the best burger I’ve had in a long time. Massive. Had to fork and knife it. Was embarrassed.

Shout out Chulla Cafe.

No shame in that. You’ll have to fork and knife a Katz’s (or any other NYC) Reuben too.
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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #683 on: October 03, 2021, 05:52:34 AM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
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Has anyone else here ever eaten all the broken chips at the bottom of the bag in a bowl of salsa with a spoon like it was cereal??
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« Reply #684 on: October 03, 2021, 06:19:41 AM »
pour your fries into a big bowl of ketchup next time and call it soup

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #685 on: October 03, 2021, 08:15:22 AM »
pour your fries into a big bowl of ketchup next time and call it soup

I was so poor at one point in my life that I mixed ketup packets (that I grabbed for free at some fast food place) with hot water and that was dinner..

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« Reply #686 on: October 03, 2021, 08:42:20 AM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
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Lol

What brought this on?
some people have a hard time regulating sensations and touching things with their hands might trigger it, but it could stem from a million other things too.  if you see a child avoiding textures (like grass or a rug) and not touching food and shit it might suggest hyper sensitivity or poor regulation of sensations.
but anyway, fuck this monavie douchbag, i wish he would try competing as an israeli skater in the olympics, his nazi shirt wont fly well with media outlets here....

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #687 on: October 03, 2021, 04:47:37 PM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
[close]
Has anyone else here ever eaten all the broken chips at the bottom of the bag in a bowl of salsa with a spoon like it was cereal??
[close]

Not gonna lie I'm curious now

Not quite, but I regularly dump that shit into a bowl of lettuce with some ranch

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #688 on: October 04, 2021, 02:37:39 AM »
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This is what happened. Paul eats pizza with a knife and fork and everyone that was there casually let him know he could eat it with just his hands. He lost his shit. He refused to believe that was possible. He started talking about the way they do it in Italy is with knifes and forks blah blah. Florida pizza needs to be cut with a knife cuz the dough is so thiccc blah blah blah. I need Mayo ! some crazy shit right?  He didn’t let it go. Even after everyone ate their slice he was still mad about how to eat pizza. Started throwing hands at himself! So emotional. KB was chill. He just lost his cool after asking Paul to respect social distancing guidelines a few times. I don’t blame him. At that point Paul was yelling about how everyone owed him a hundred bucks or some shit cuz he googled some fact about forks and pizza and we all made a bet and he was right. No one bet that fool I think that’s why he got so mad.
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My brother refuses to eat anything with hands. Seen him eat chips with spoon once

Still fucking better than anything Paul Hart does
[close]

Lol

What brought this on?
homeschooling

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Re: Joey Brezinski Embarrases Himself & Paul Hart Is A MAGA Kook With Nazi Ties
« Reply #689 on: October 06, 2021, 03:30:14 AM »
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They were fighting over who was responsible for ending cliche.
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Wow. I totally forgot both were on Cliche. I assume not at the same time right? I forget.
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