Cancel Woodward

[steeloctopus]

Best/Worst? New Account on the 'gram. This thing is giving me a dose of anarchy, little kids getting bodied and biohazards all presented via the platform of skateboarding's biggest ponzi scheme.

[Chatbot]

I guess I’m getting old but fuck that wasn’t funny at all

[sketchyrider]

underage masturbation, this is why i log into slap every day

hope the kid whose shoes got ruined pressed charges for sexual assault

[PatrickSkateman]

Is that a live look at most of the people who post here?

[Uncle Jeffrey]

Back in my day, bored ass suburban white kids committing sexual assault didn't film it for the world to see. Unless they were Bam

[Mesteezo]

“Sexual assault”

[ok boomer]

[Prinzy]

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Fuck this im calling chris Hansen & the ghille suit cop

[TwisT]

I will never understand how the socio-cultural divide leads certain kids to the mindset of "let's cum in someone's shoe, it'll be funny"

but yeah, nothing about that page surprises me. It's basically the type of shit you'd expect to go on at that type of place.

[sketchyrider]

“Sexual assault”

i would say ejaculating on someone's property counts as sexual assault, though i'd be curious to hear your argument otherwise

imagine doing this to a woman's property, would you still put it in quotes??

[manysnakes]

I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.

[DaleSr]

I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.

I'll have to ask my homie who was in the tv show if anything sketch went down

[Ric Leonetti]

thats how cariuma was born

[rocklobster]

thats how cariuma was born

Waste of good jizz

[cky enthusiast]

i laughed for no joke 5 minutes at this

[cky enthusiast]

woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful

[RichardBarkley]

woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful

What's bookings?

Prison/jail?

[arrbee]

thats how cariuma was born

[cky enthusiast]

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woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful

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What's bookings?

Prison/jail?

[lucascbn]

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thats how cariuma was born

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HAHAHA

should had an abortion

[PuffinMuffin]

Piss > Semen
Escalation of force. If someone cums on your shit, you piss on their everything. Sure, the victim could seek monetary compensation. But in capitalism, fines are only a punishment to the lower class. Anyone can create way more piss than they can jizz.

[pro club blanks]

[quesly]

Caiden and Jaxxon are going to be in huge trouble when Jaiden finds out about his shoes

[Mouth]

I have it on good authority that bored airline pilots make a sport of jizzing in hotel bodywash dispensers. It's part of their culture. My source is a buddy that's been a captain for years and he has friends that get in on the action.

I can't help but feel that airline pilots are just the tip of the hotel bodywash dispenser jizzing iceberg. Eiher way, I stick to those little bars of soap just in case.

[jakeumms]

Tonight on Boy Fights...

[Lenny the Fatface]

Maybe it’s the black in me, but seeing an innocent pair of white AF1’s get defaced by a suburban kid’s nut sauce made me wanna fuck something up!


Also, that account got Woodward looking like Kamp Krusty smh.

[manysnakes]

Tonight on Boy Fights...

upload photo

[jerrygurneyscream]

Maybe it’s the black in me, but seeing an innocent pair of white AF1’s get defaced by a suburban kid’s nut sauce made me wanna fuck something up!


Also, that account got Woodward looking like Kamp Krusty smh.

you should find solace in the fact that the air force 1s probably belong to another suburban kid just like the culprits

[Maurice46]

Good lord, I will never understand the appeal of self-snitching many younger folks have. I guess if you didn't post it no one will know it happened in their eyes. Some sad shit.