23 Skateboard Poems by Mike Vallely

[WarmUpZone]

I don't even know where to begin...

https://www.streetplant.com/products/natas-on-my-mind

[cky enthusiast]

yessssssss

[Ric Leonetti]

vallely on Poets

[Lil Ricky]

When will he realize he'll never be Henry Rollins? Stay in your lane, Mike!

[lucascbn]

[switchfrontshuv]

Jesus Christ you really cant make this shit up

[conqueso]

4 random ocks by mike V

[radcunt]

Behind every jock fuck bashing your head in is an insecure, self obsessed narcissistic idiot needing to be seen.

[Christmas Complete]

Went to Brooklyn Banks

Did a Ho-Ho on a bench

All downhill from there

[MexicanSpaniard]

If you yell do a ho-ho at him he'll do it

[Burt Ward]

A tragic

[cky enthusiast]

4 random ocks by mike V

“they called me

a

“skater fag””

[Giftedly Hater’d]

Little Miss Muffet, did a pop shuvit,
and slappied some curbs on her way

Got a long backside slider,
on the handrail beside her
And felt like she was Jeremy Wray

[Skeleton Pudding]

I don't know.

Where skateboarding has become the most commodified and commercial it has ever been - I'm stoked that there are still people like Mike V, who represent the type of creative weirdos that used to be the heart of skateboarding. I don't always agree with Mike, but I couldn't imagine Nyjah, Foy, or any other 'athletes' taking the chance on this type of self-expression.

Kudos to Vallely.

[Hinna]

mustve wrote these while doing a streetplant

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

let's see you all try to write a poem ya fooking philistines

[Hinna]

[ndsr]

Went to Brooklyn Banks

Did a Ho-Ho on a bench

All downhill from there

Are you ghost writing his next book?

[ndsr]

Little Miss Muffet, did a pop shuvit,
and slappied some curbs on her way

Got a long backside slider,
on the handrail beside her
And felt like she was Jeremy Wray

As a read this I thought it was going to have an Andrew Dice Clay ending

[ndsr]

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let's see you all try to write a poem ya fooking philistines

[close]

i’m spunky

i like my oatmeal lumpy

I once had sex in a Burger King bathroom
I’m sick with this
Sometimes I get ridiculous

[Lou Strux]

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let's see you all try to write a poem ya fooking philistines

[close]

i’m spunky

i like my oatmeal lumpy

[close]

I once had sex in a Burger King bathroom
I’m sick with this
Sometimes I get ridiculous

RIP to a real one, though.

[boi-cuzudo]

Remember when Mike V used to break ramps?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I don't know.

Where skateboarding has become the most commodified and commercial it has ever been - I'm stoked that there are still people like Mike V, who represent the type of creative weirdos that used to be the heart of skateboarding. I don't always agree with Mike, but I couldn't imagine Nyjah, Foy, or any other 'athletes' taking the chance on this type of self-expression.

Kudos to Vallely.

yeah, you've got a point! we'll be begging to have people like Mike in our culture in 10 years time because it would have gotten so bland by then...

[versacekid420]

element to elephant
the storm came and my umbrella bent

write a poem? they said i can’t
buy this book and this street plant


whatever shoutout to mike v for whatever it’s worth. i miss Drive

[SharkJohnson]

ripped my cariuma's working on them kickflips,
time for new shoe-mas ile buy em from the berrics
my skate dreams like wallstreet finance too big to fail
my next skate deck off amazon, Revive or Braille?


2021 bless

[doublesteveburger]

Twelve guys
one Brandon
Camp Kill
Street helmet
First punch
Lights out

You’re done

[Giftedly Hater’d]

I grow old
I grow old
I feel silly wearing the bottoms of my Dickies rolled


To comply or not to comply, that is the question!


My anger is red
My poetry is blue
Is there anything worse than an x’d out sponsor tattoo?



Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Just tryna put some food in my daughters mouth”

[kneebone]

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I don't know.

Where skateboarding has become the most commodified and commercial it has ever been - I'm stoked that there are still people like Mike V, who represent the type of creative weirdos that used to be the heart of skateboarding. I don't always agree with Mike, but I couldn't imagine Nyjah, Foy, or any other 'athletes' taking the chance on this type of self-expression.

Kudos to Vallely.

[close]

yeah, you've got a point! we'll be begging to have people like Mike in our culture in 10 years time because it would have gotten so bland by then...

You guys think this is “creative weirdo” stuff? It’s try-hard bullshit.  I’m all for the artists and creative weirdos, but Mike V ain’t it

[ok boomer]

Why would anyone run through a graveyard
By
Mike V

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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I don't know.

Where skateboarding has become the most commodified and commercial it has ever been - I'm stoked that there are still people like Mike V, who represent the type of creative weirdos that used to be the heart of skateboarding. I don't always agree with Mike, but I couldn't imagine Nyjah, Foy, or any other 'athletes' taking the chance on this type of self-expression.

Kudos to Vallely.

[close]

yeah, you've got a point! we'll be begging to have people like Mike in our culture in 10 years time because it would have gotten so bland by then...

[close]

You guys think this is “creative weirdo” stuff? It’s try-hard bullshit.  I’m all for the artists and creative weirdos, but Mike V ain’t it

he’s been a weirdo since the get-go. Lots of times I haven’t understood him (or even disagreed with the choices he made) but Ill still take aging Mike V over a bunch of cookie cutter athletes or supreme fuccbois! I’m a minority on this hill and I’m fine with that fact.