Let me make sure I've got this now... Ace Trucks Joey Tershay convinced OP to buy some Big Mama pants, and now dude is chapped that he can't return them, despite the obvious charade that they are luxury anything, let alone actual pants, and now he feels scammed; is that right?
I would be more apt to accept fauxury pajamas perhaps.
Joey, if you're reading this, I appeal to your humanity.
This man's child's welfare is at stake here... For the love of god, could you please send his kid a set of trucks, maybe a T, or a hat, toss in a few stickers perhaps? C'mon, Joey; make this right.
Bless up, Jah guide.