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Would you rather…
« on: September 23, 2021, 04:31:59 PM »
Would you rather be able to do anything you want a skateboard, receive no recognition and for the most part “suck” in the eyes of others or…be at your current quality of skating, if not worse, and be considered a legend? Money and fame. All that shit.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2021, 04:35:15 PM »
If you asked me when I was younger I'd say legend status but since I've grown up and collected some serious injuries under my belt I'd say be a nobody with all the ability. I don't want to put my body on the line for money, period. Also, I would love to do 10 foot backside airs and switch tre bs nosegrinds.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2021, 04:37:15 PM »
i would trade many things to be able to do any trick. i already suck and i'm sure people skating around me are aware of that. if they think i suck but i actually land shit i'm entirely ok with that

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2021, 04:44:37 PM »
I’ve always skated because I enjoy it, not to get famous.  So I’d be cool being seen as someone who is shit as long as I get to do the stuff I like.
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2021, 04:49:08 PM »
I really just want to flex on as many people as possible

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2021, 04:52:18 PM »
this is not what I thought this was going to be

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2021, 04:53:14 PM »
Would you rather fuck a dude or your sister?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2021, 05:15:46 PM »
Poop out a softball I guess
« Last Edit: September 23, 2021, 05:36:16 PM by Urtripping »
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2021, 05:23:29 PM »
Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2021, 05:32:17 PM »
Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2021, 05:53:15 PM »
At first i thought if i could just get a kickflip up and down stuff consistently, i'd be set and satisfied and would no longer pine for more. Got em down eventually.

Few years later, i grew unsatisfied, and I thought that if I could tre consistently, i'd be set and satisfied. Got em down eventually

now i lie awake thinking about how i'd be forever content if i could just slide the fuck out of bs tails. I swear, God, i will never ask for another trick, just give me this.


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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2021, 06:39:31 PM »
so be pine or me . good question
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2021, 08:39:25 PM »
so be pine or me . good question
Haha! Pretty much

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2021, 10:46:59 PM »
Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2021, 10:59:14 PM »
Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?

I guess heel flip.  Altho I'd never laser flip and would miss 3flips. Assuming you were perfect you could do heel flip tricks much higher than you could kickflip just based on how human legs/hips work.



Would you rather take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson  or a load in the face from magic Johnson?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2021, 12:29:57 AM »
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Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?
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I guess heel flip.  Altho I'd never laser flip and would miss 3flips. Assuming you were perfect you could do heel flip tricks much higher than you could kickflip just based on how human legs/hips work.



Would you rather take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson  or a load in the face from magic Johnson?

Prime 90s Mike Tyson or older 2020 Money Fight Mike Tyson?

A jab or his signature shovel hook?
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2021, 01:01:05 AM »
So I could basically just keep skating for fun and get money for it? Yeah that's gonna be it. Don't know about actual fame though, getting bothered every time you leave your house sounds like hell.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2021, 02:56:08 AM »
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
[close]

I choose Darkstar wheels in my Chet Thomas hole. Am I doing this right?
Yup!

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2021, 03:22:58 AM »
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2021, 03:28:20 AM »
Would you rather fuck a dude or your sister?

Dude for sure, as long as it’s a random
Not keen on banging either of my sisters at all
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2021, 10:49:19 AM »
Would you rather pee out a popsicle stick or poop out a 1 foot long 2X6?

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2021, 11:25:14 AM »
my friend Kev used to always ask me "would you rather bumfuck Ryan, or die?" (Ryan was a guy)
normally id just say fuck off
but
 one time I said "I dont know man, what would you do?"
 and he said "I think you know the answer"
and i said "no dude, thats why i asked you"
he said "Die, obviously!"
me: "..."

rip Kev
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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2021, 11:32:10 AM »
both, at the same time

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2021, 11:41:56 AM »
Would rather be able to do whatever tricks I want. Skating is fun. Would not want to be famous. If I could go out and backside flip everything in sight, I would be hyped on me

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2021, 12:48:12 PM »
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
[close]

I choose Darkstar wheels in my Chet Thomas hole. Am I doing this right?

That might be bigger than a softball

We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2021, 12:56:33 PM »
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2021, 02:10:48 PM »
the former. literally anything on a board i want to do. give a shit about fame

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2021, 02:16:19 PM »
i’m already considered a legend so just give me (even more) skill i guess

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2021, 11:19:20 PM »
Basically be a hometown hero or a Supreme pro.

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Re: Would you rather…
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2021, 03:24:08 AM »
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