Would you rather…

[Mean salto]

Not trying to break the game with reality but you should really choose the marble. Realistically you won't be able to get either out and will require surgery. Getting a marble out of your urethra will be considerably less life altering.

[IpathCats]

Not trying to break the game with reality but you should really choose the marble. Realistically you won't be able to get either out and will require surgery. Getting a marble out of your urethra will be considerably less life altering.

You don't know what I'm capable of. Softball all the way

[Crusty Grundle]

Sometimes I have lucid dreams where I'm doing perfect 5-0s around the entire deep end of a pool effortlessly, over and over. That's good enough for me.

This is all I ever wanted out of skateboarding.