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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #120 on: October 05, 2021, 10:23:56 PM »
I usually do it if I'm in my skate shoes (sometimes I cruise/do transportation in my chillers). I like giving em a trick or two. Not just for them, but it keeps me stoked if I can pull it on command when there's a lil self induced pressure.
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #121 on: October 06, 2021, 08:35:03 AM »
Depending who’s asking, I’ll either say “no thanks”, or this 360 sweeper sorta thing I have in my “old man bag” (frotnt foot off like a no-comply, grab the nose with leading hand, spin f/s on the tail).
Then keep it moving.
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #122 on: October 06, 2021, 10:00:52 AM »
(360 Toma slide is probably the proper terminology)
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #123 on: October 06, 2021, 01:43:29 PM »
#metoo

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #124 on: October 07, 2021, 03:47:48 AM »
Last time was a dad of a kid in my daughters school class but I was on a krooked rat with clouds, 1/4 risers, and super loose 129s, much to my surprise it worked and I rolled onwards into the sunset with a warm glow inside without a look back.
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #125 on: December 14, 2021, 09:36:50 AM »
i start crying and throwing up

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #126 on: December 14, 2021, 12:10:15 PM »
purposely not land then leave like this:


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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #127 on: December 14, 2021, 12:21:35 PM »
stupid sexy boomer
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #128 on: December 14, 2021, 01:10:47 PM »
you know skateboarding is mainstream when people start asking you to do an inguardo 360 heelflip

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #129 on: December 14, 2021, 02:03:51 PM »
bark loudly

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #130 on: December 14, 2021, 03:14:13 PM »
start crying and focus my board
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #131 on: December 14, 2021, 07:04:10 PM »
pay up or shut up

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2021, 10:29:30 PM »
i usually jus do a nollie flip instead and fail 50% of the time
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2021, 07:35:39 AM »
even tho i dont have em yet i still try and they usually appreciate the effort

then i congratulate myself for giving in to a random strangers demands and reinforce my belief that i have no power in this world

then i push my wooden toy home and cry myself to sleep

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2021, 07:58:10 AM »
The lowest possible flip I can do, like maybe roll it on the ground if I can manage.

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #135 on: December 15, 2021, 11:18:05 AM »
shit my fucking pants. loudly. make them watch. then slow push in front of them on a windy day and woft my shitty ass into their nose.

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #136 on: December 15, 2021, 07:04:17 PM »
I was once asked to "grind" while skating down a side road with absolutely nothing to grind. I think it's just the only skate terminology they knew so they just tossed it out there. I just shrugged.

Last time I was asked I just did a heelflip because I'm more confident in them. I honestly have only been asked twice that I can remember and I've been skating for 25ish years.

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #137 on: December 15, 2021, 08:39:27 PM »
There's an apartment building overlooking my curb spot. A while back, a bunch of jock bro types were having a party on their balcony and started yelling out " do a kickflip". I was warmed up, so I did one, and they went absolutely apeshit with joy. They also left me alone after that.

If you can easily do one for someone, it's usually the best option.

In most circumstances, though, people yell that shit when I'm on my way somewhere ( with a backpack on ), so I pretend I don't hear it.   

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #138 on: December 15, 2021, 08:41:23 PM »
I poop on the windshield of their car and walk away with the satisfaction I have done the work of God.

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #139 on: March 05, 2022, 12:12:14 PM »
Got in the habit of making a kicking motion with my leg and flipping them of.

Ye old kick and flip, my guys and girls.

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #140 on: March 07, 2022, 04:29:09 PM »
Insult them and call them a bitch, continue on a tirade of insults and miscellaneous skateboard history until they're intimidated by my coolness and knowledge and leave  8)
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #141 on: June 03, 2022, 01:54:19 PM »
I was practising tre flips today when an obnoxious kid repeatedly asked me if I could kickflip. I told him: Of course I can kickflip, don‘t you see I am practising tre flips, do you think I would be doing this if I couldn‘t kickflip? He apologized and left.  Checkmate 8)
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #142 on: June 03, 2022, 02:00:41 PM »
I stop and explain the complexities of wheelbases and the intricacies of shoe toe design and how darn tough it is to land those pesky tricks when your board is a tenth of an inch too long and it's not just because I suck at kickflips

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #143 on: June 03, 2022, 03:14:19 PM »
How many of you are walking around with the constant need to shit? Or if the need isn't there, how do you shit on a whim? Asking for a friend.
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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #144 on: June 03, 2022, 06:00:50 PM »
I was practising tre flips today when an obnoxious kid repeatedly asked me if I could kickflip. I told him: Of course I can kickflip, don‘t you see I am practising tre flips, do you think I would be doing this if I couldn‘t kickflip? He apologized and left.  Checkmate 8)

This happened to me yesterday.

Did you not see me just 3 flip?  Why’re you asking about a kickflip? 

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #145 on: June 04, 2022, 07:32:20 AM »
I ask them “what is a kick flip?”

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Re: What's your policy for when someone yells "do a kickflip?"
« Reply #146 on: June 04, 2022, 07:58:11 AM »
Let out a poot.
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