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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2021, 12:30:33 PM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2021, 01:00:56 PM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2021, 01:28:25 PM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2021, 02:28:30 PM »
Streetlamp Le Moose - easy answer

http://theabsolutebestofreddit.blogspot.com/2012/10/mr-streetlamp-le-moose.html?m=1

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What the fuck did I just read?

Anyway my name sucks, is it common in my country, I constantly turn around outside cos some rando will call out my name, except itís some other guy. There are two other dudes with my exact name in my class, I donít need to describe how stupid it is sometimes. Wish I was named something like Kane or Sebastian, sound nice

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2021, 05:27:24 PM »
Swore up and down I was a Zack Morris when I was a 4 year old.
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2021, 10:30:32 AM »
Swore up and down I was a Zack Morris when I was a 4 year old.

Same, but I was Michelangelo.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2021, 12:06:05 PM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2021, 09:53:53 PM »
Something with a Z because as a kid i thought Z was a cool looking letter, also K and X
ZAKX   8)

and of course Son Goku or Vegetta
damn iíd be the coolest named kid in school
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2021, 06:30:27 AM »
Clifford so I could be called Cliff. Cliff. Love the sound of that!
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2021, 08:00:36 AM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2021, 09:40:15 AM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2021, 10:23:57 AM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2021, 09:52:49 PM »
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Swore up and down I was a Zack Morris when I was a 4 year old.
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Same, but I was Michelangelo.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2021, 07:34:35 AM »
I picked a bowling ball that said ďMikeĒ on it and I thought my life would have been a lot different if my name had been Mike.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2021, 09:16:24 AM »
Archibald Rutherford Balderoy or Baldy Bald for short. It's an impressive name when paired with a thick luscious head of hair

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2021, 01:45:32 PM »
Jesus
Pronounced hey Zeus

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2021, 04:43:19 AM »
Sorry I donít have a cool joke but when I was a kid I wanted my name to have been Jay instead of John.
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2021, 05:06:37 AM »
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2021, 06:31:33 AM »
I picked a bowling ball that said ďMikeĒ on it and I thought my life would have been a lot different if my name had been Mike.

I've wondered things like this. Certain names are a vibe. Jeff and Steve usually weird me out a bit. Jeff is like a "plant manager" type of vibe to me. Steve is like "civil engineer" vibe. Every Mike I know is pretty cool. 2 of my first skater friends were both Mike and both turned out pretty successful, yet still fun to hang with too.

Also have thought about this with Andrew Reynolds - had he gone by "Andy" instead. Andy Reynolds.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2021, 06:33:35 AM »
Ever since watching Ferris Buellerís Day Off, Iíve always thought Cameron was a cool name.  It screams privileged white boy, but it has a nice ring to it.  Wouldnít work at all with my last name though.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2021, 05:42:20 PM »
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I picked a bowling ball that said ďMikeĒ on it and I thought my life would have been a lot different if my name had been Mike.
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I've wondered things like this. Certain names are a vibe. Jeff and Steve usually weird me out a bit. Jeff is like a "plant manager" type of vibe to me. Steve is like "civil engineer" vibe. Every Mike I know is pretty cool. 2 of my first skater friends were both Mike and both turned out pretty successful, yet still fun to hang with too.

Also have thought about this with Andrew Reynolds - had he gone by "Andy" instead. Andy Reynolds.

Iím Jeff. My dads name was Steve. He was also an engineer. This whole post made me laugh.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2021, 06:34:25 PM »
I always thought if I wanted a porn name it could be Clark W Jisswold

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2021, 08:05:41 PM »
I've been told my name sounds like an active shooter, but I don't care, I like it a lot. Austin Allen Arnold. Fuck the haters.
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2021, 08:44:34 PM »
I've been told my name sounds like an active shooter, but I don't care, I like it a lot. Austin Allen Arnold. Fuck the haters.

Damn. That's a cool name. Sounds like an author name to me.

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2021, 08:55:18 PM »
I donít mind Louis as a name even if itís a hand me down from my father, and his before him. And I suppose Struxworth seems acceptable enough, if not exceedingly Anglo, but if I could have named myself, maybe Iíd have liked something rugged, bold, adventurous, and perhaps even dashing. Something likeÖ Steed Treadwell.
Or if I had aspirations of high society & country clubs, I  might have chosen Batch Harrington.
Or if I wanted to be a QVC host, maybe Pryce Costington would have been apt.
But if I set my life goals a little more modestly, say, maybe I just wanted to be a valet, then perhaps I could be happy with Carl Parker.
So many possibilities, each with a possible name.
As it is, Iíve had my name for so long, Iím not sure Iíd care to change it now; Iím content just being Louis Struxworth III, but YOU, my friends, you can just call me Lou.
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2021, 01:31:40 AM »
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I've been told my name sounds like an active shooter, but I don't care, I like it a lot. Austin Allen Arnold. Fuck the haters.
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Damn. That's a cool name. Sounds like an author name to me.

Thatís a sick name, bro
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2021, 04:05:51 AM »
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I've been told my name sounds like an active shooter, but I don't care, I like it a lot. Austin Allen Arnold. Fuck the haters.
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Damn. That's a cool name. Sounds like an author name to me.
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Thatís a sick name, bro
Yeah, I wanna change my name to that

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2021, 06:10:00 AM »
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I picked a bowling ball that said ďMikeĒ on it and I thought my life would have been a lot different if my name had been Mike.
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I've wondered things like this. Certain names are a vibe. Jeff and Steve usually weird me out a bit. Jeff is like a "plant manager" type of vibe to me. Steve is like "civil engineer" vibe. Every Mike I know is pretty cool. 2 of my first skater friends were both Mike and both turned out pretty successful, yet still fun to hang with too.

Also have thought about this with Andrew Reynolds - had he gone by "Andy" instead. Andy Reynolds.
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Iím Jeff. My dads name was Steve. He was also an engineer. This whole post made me laugh.

Iím actually an Andy so this cuts deep!

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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2021, 06:20:59 AM »
I've been told my name sounds like an active shooter, but I don't care, I like it a lot. Austin Allen Arnold. Fuck the haters.

Nah you don't have an active shooter name, that's a presidential assassin name, which is much cooler  ;D
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Re: What would you have named yourself, given the opportunity?
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2021, 07:17:17 AM »
Ever since watching Ferris Buellerís Day Off, Iíve always thought Cameron was a cool name.  It screams privileged white boy, but it has a nice ring to it.  Wouldnít work at all with my last name though.

But you  could just listen to Dip Set and yell, "Killa!" at random intervals.