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Skateboard Standup Jokes
« on: October 11, 2021, 05:56:42 AM »
Looks like Chris Gregson is on the Nine Club with Chris Roberts.  Boy, they really ought to just call it “Ectomorphs Named Chris Weekly” this episode am I right!?  How bout it folks?
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2021, 06:02:58 AM »
i laughed so hard my asshole exploded. then i went online and bought a pair of glassy brand gamer eyeglasses. thank you Mike Mo and thank you sneaky secrets

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2021, 06:54:49 AM »
Looks like Chris Gregson is on the Nine Club with Chris Roberts.  Boy, they really ought to just call it “Ectomorphs Named Chris Weekly” this episode am I right!?  How bout it folks?

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2021, 07:20:52 AM »
I used to do pressure flips, well, I still do pressure flips, but i used to too.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2021, 07:22:55 AM »
I used to do pressure flips, well, I still do pressure flips, but i used to too.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2021, 08:40:39 AM »
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I used to do pressure flips, well, I still do pressure flips, but i used to too.
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I also invoke the spirit of Mr. Hedberg any time somebody says “I used to skate” to me.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2021, 08:50:47 AM »
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I used to do pressure flips, well, I still do pressure flips, but i used to too.
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RIP Mitch
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I also invoke the spirit of Mr. Hedberg any time somebody says “I used to skate” to me.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2021, 10:12:43 AM »
What's the deal with fakie?! It's backwards but I'm still lookin ahead... really, I mean is it so taboo that it's "fake". I mean hey, also megaramps? Spend in all that time to get up there and just roll down immediately. What's the deal with that? To me it's more impressive just climbing up there.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2021, 10:30:46 AM »


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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2021, 11:06:09 AM »
they should call it “round-tine”

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2021, 11:10:55 AM »
What's my stance on skateboard jokes?

I think they're goofy

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2021, 11:12:22 AM »
they should call it “round-tine”

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2021, 01:19:20 PM »
Skater in a state that requires a front license plate brings his car to the shop, he says “Hey mechanic “Hey I need you to move my license plate”.

Mechanic asks “why?” Skater says “I’m practicing slappy crooks and don’t want to get pulled over for not having a front license plate after grinding it off!”
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2021, 01:20:52 PM »
Skateboarders are like cockroaches



































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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2021, 01:47:02 PM »
Did you hear about that one skater that went pro for Bryte?


Me, neither!!!
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2021, 03:39:47 PM »
why’d the filmer get kicked off the sesh?

he kept focusing the skaters the board

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2021, 03:53:06 PM »
on a scale from 1-10 .. how old is fetty potters girlfriend

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2021, 03:55:01 PM »
So I say to this kid on a skateboard, I say "hey why don't you paint a face on that thing, a couple of eyes, nose, maybe glue some fuck'n straw on there: then you could fuck it and call it a day, just rip the goddamn skin of that dumb prick a yours with some mob m80."
Kid just stands there looking at me like i'm a fuck'n cow on an indian highway, then he asks if I wanna play skate. And I ask you again, what the fuck is this world coming to.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2021, 03:59:48 PM »
So I say to this kid on a skateboard, I say "hey why don't you paint a face on that thing, a couple of eyes, nose, maybe glue some fuck'n straw on there: then you could fuck it and call it a day, just rip the goddamn skin of that dumb prick a yours with some mob m80."
Kid just stands there looking at me like i'm a fuck'n cow on an indian highway, then he asks if I wanna play skate. And I ask you again, what the fuck is this world coming to.

You’re like one of those gritty, foul mouthed 80’s character comics.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2021, 04:01:24 PM »
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So I say to this kid on a skateboard, I say "hey why don't you paint a face on that thing, a couple of eyes, nose, maybe glue some fuck'n straw on there: then you could fuck it and call it a day, just rip the goddamn skin of that dumb prick a yours with some mob m80."
Kid just stands there looking at me like i'm a fuck'n cow on an indian highway, then he asks if I wanna play skate. And I ask you again, what the fuck is this world coming to.
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You’re like one of those gritty, foul mouthed 80’s character comics.

Was channeling something not sure what I was going for but that sounds about right.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2021, 04:06:54 PM »
on a scale from 1-10 .. how old is fetty potters girlfriend
Gnar’d for the laugh.
I don’t dabble much in astrology, so I don’t know what Fetty’s sign is, but if I were to guess, I’d go with… Cancer?

And if you’re thinking I’ve crossed a line of good taste, or social decorum here, let me state unequivocally that I feel zero remorse for cracking wise about a nonce having a potentially deadly diagnosis.
There! I said it.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2021, 04:29:26 PM »
Little Leandre, skated the wrong way
Busted a tre in a ditch
Umm, said Steve Berra
Are those the new Eras?
They’re Cariumas, you stupid ass bitch!


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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2021, 04:44:06 PM »
Little Leandre, skated the wrong way
Busted a tre in a ditch
Umm, said Steve Berra
Are those the new Eras?
They’re Cariumas, you stupid ass bitch!


OHHHHHH!



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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2021, 06:02:54 PM »
Skateboarding is great when you're hyped and want to try two thousand of something.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2021, 06:12:17 PM »
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Little Leandre, skated the wrong way
Busted a tre in a ditch
Umm, said Steve Berra
Are those the new Eras?
They’re Cariumas, you stupid ass bitch!


OHHHHHH!


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Haha, holy shit


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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2021, 06:36:57 PM »
Have ya heard about Mike V’s new company?

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2021, 06:58:31 PM »
Skateboarders are like cockroaches



































Haha
someone heres said before that pro skaters are circus animals. always thought that was funny

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2021, 07:45:37 PM »
Rip n dip. That's the joke.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2021, 07:57:33 PM »
You know what really grinds my trucks these damn dumb ass uneducated skaters don’t  know that it’s a part of such brand not apart of such brand.

Yes I know it’s not funny but that shit really pisses me off.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2021, 07:59:05 PM »
I know all about skateboard standup jokes… Every time I try to stand on a skateboard, people laugh at me like I’m some kind of joke!