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Why did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.
I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me. You think you got me?
Quote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 09:19:30 PMExpand QuoteWhy did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]True enough; you NEVER inspect the present pony’s hay hole.
Why did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]
Quote from: Lou Strux on October 11, 2021, 10:08:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 09:19:30 PMExpand QuoteWhy did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]True enough; you NEVER inspect the present pony’s hay hole.[close]The routine then continues like this:Still, Ben has second thoughts and asks, Mikey, are you sure you know how to run a board company? Mikey answers: Don’t you worry. This isn’t my first rodeo!
Quote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 09:19:30 PMExpand QuoteWhy did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]True enough; you NEVER inspect the present pony’s hay hole.[close]
Quote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 11:04:01 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Lou Strux on October 11, 2021, 10:08:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 09:19:30 PMExpand QuoteWhy did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]True enough; you NEVER inspect the present pony’s hay hole.[close]The routine then continues like this:Still, Ben has second thoughts and asks, Mikey, are you sure you know how to run a board company? Mikey answers: Don’t you worry. This isn’t my first rodeo![close]Mikey Taylor walks into a bar.Bartender: "why the long face?"
Quote from: Lou Strux on October 11, 2021, 10:08:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 09:19:30 PMExpand QuoteWhy did Ben Nordberg say yes when Mikey Taylor asked him to ride for SOVRN?He didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.[close]True enough; you NEVER inspect the present pony’s hay hole.[close]The routine then continues like this:Still, Ben has second thoughts and asks, Mikey, are you sure you know how to run a board company? Mikey answers: Don’t you worry. This isn’t my first rodeo![close]
I always got one of my boys holdin a jar of leak and a fat blunt, so as soon as i land the trick we gettin wet you know?
i laughed so hard my asshole exploded. then i went online and bought a pair of glassy brand gamer eyeglasses. thank you Mike Mo and thank you sneaky secrets
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a skateboard under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other.Leaves the board on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink".Naked lady says...
I made a limerick insteadThere once was a skater named WeckWho would spout only internet dreckHe made slurs about transthough Weck's a hormone made manprobably lurking in a windowless van.
How many skaters does it take to change a lightning? three one to do it, one to film it and one to spot and high five the one that did it.
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless."That guy is double parked.""Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?
Camp woodward something something, neverland ranch... idk.
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?
Quote from: IpathCats on October 12, 2021, 11:33:24 AMExpand QuoteCamp woodward something something, neverland ranch... idk.[close]what time is curfew at woodward?when the big hand touches the little hand
Camp woodward something something, neverland ranch... idk.[close]
on a scale from 1-10 .. how old is fetty potters girlfriend