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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2021, 09:42:27 AM »
Look I’m not saying Berra’s making a lot of money off his Cariuma partnership, but the other day he had to be rushed to the emergency room after he fell off his wallet.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2021, 09:44:47 AM »
Look I’m not saying Berra’s making a lot of money off his Cariuma partnership, but the other day he had to be rushed to the emergency room after he fell off his wallet.

I heard he was already cleared by the time he got there.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2021, 09:49:17 AM »
Did you know that Jason Jesse's grandfather died at the WW2 Concentration Camp?

He was drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2021, 09:56:08 AM »
Every year my toddler's preschool works on a "class art project". This years was the best yet - it's called Frog Skateboards

I heard that once Bobby Puleo delivers a pizza to an apartment, no one else can ever deliver anything else there or else they're spot-stealing culture vultures

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2021, 10:07:32 AM »
Hey Olson, call me if you need a team rider for 917. I've always wanted to skate for FA. 

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2021, 12:12:57 PM »
What's the deal with airline policies making me focus my board to take it in as a carry on? I mean, it might be considered a weapon, but now I have 2 of em and now they're sharp. Next thing you know they're gonna start letting me take my T tool on!

And another thing. Are they thinking they can save the duct tape they used to use on passengers to put the thing back together after the flight? I can't use that board anymore! Who do they think I am? Matt Tomasello?


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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2021, 01:54:20 PM »
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Was feeling quite chirpy
And published his thoughts for us all
I gave it a read
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That shit didn't make sense at all
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2021, 02:52:32 AM »
^ Very nice! We're veering off from skateboarding jokes into slap jokes but whatever:


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His boss confronts him: "You fucking millennials have no respect whatsoever! Why the fuck did you do that?"

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2021, 04:09:28 AM »
Every year my toddler's preschool works on a "class art project". This years was the best yet - it's called Frog Skateboards

I heard that once Bobby Puleo delivers a pizza to an apartment, no one else can ever deliver anything else there or else they're spot-stealing culture vultures

Habitat started out recruiting skaters from Alien, but then they moved on to Guitar Center

these are fucking hilarious

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2021, 07:38:20 AM »
Hey Olson, call me if you need a team rider for 917. I've always wanted to skate for FA.
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #70 on: October 23, 2021, 07:45:41 AM »
Brie anyone catch that new Suciu part?  He was popping off more than Alec Baldwin on the set of his new movie!
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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #71 on: October 23, 2021, 08:02:25 AM »
What do Ricky Oyola, Steve Berra, and Jovontae Turner have in common?

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Re: Skateboard Standup Jokes
« Reply #72 on: October 23, 2021, 10:03:19 AM »
*Comedian doing crowd work. He points at a drunk, sweaty person.

Comedian: So, what do you do for a living?

Person: I'm a pro skater.

Comedian: A PROFESSIONAL skateboarder. So you're unemployed.

*Crowd erupts into laughter.

Comedian: Do you get benefits?

Person: Yeah, I get free product like shoes and decks every month.

Comedian: So you're an unemployed eBay seller.

*Crowd erupts into laughter.