*Comedian doing crowd work. He points at a drunk, sweaty person.
Comedian: So, what do you do for a living?
Person: I'm a pro skater.
Comedian: A PROFESSIONAL skateboarder. So you're unemployed.
*Crowd erupts into laughter.
Comedian: Do you get benefits?
Person: Yeah, I get free product like shoes and decks every month.
Comedian: So you're an unemployed eBay seller.
*Crowd erupts into laughter.