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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2021, 06:03:55 AM »
If you can't hear it in the clip, does it actually count?

Yeah, of course you need to hear it.  Otherwise the skater will need a small methane sensor placed directly on the rectum.
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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2021, 06:10:03 AM »
No not never

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2021, 06:22:43 AM »
Maybe him


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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2021, 06:24:34 AM »
I had a huge fart brewing once and wanted to make my friends laugh while doing a kickflip manny.

They did laugh, I didn’t. I sharted mid-manual.


Respect your farts, folks. Don’t force ‘em.

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2021, 06:26:04 AM »
I'm suspecting Justin Eldridge has done this before.

A fart right in the middle of a backside air on vert (with a packed deck) would be cool too.

Farting while grabbing roast beef is the grossest thing I can imagine.

At what point does the wetness of the fart/shart turn the roast beef into a sloppy Joe

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2021, 07:58:07 AM »
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Fuck you weren’t lying, you dm’d him like a man.
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I didnt DM him. I made a whole tweet on it.

Well done comrade.

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2021, 10:40:09 AM »
I only fart mid-line if I need an additional boost for my next trick. It's like shifting gears.

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2021, 10:57:01 AM »
I only fart mid-line if I need an additional boost for my next trick. It's like shifting gears.

Or like, "Shitting gears."

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Re: Has anyone ever farted mid line?
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2021, 11:48:18 AM »
At the end of the opening line, is that a fart or is he showing off?

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