Fuck me that underwater tunnel thing gave me some really bad vibes because I did something stupid like that and nearly drowned too.
I almost fell off a mountain last year, trekking with friends off the beaten path, all of us grew on hiking and summer camps in mountainous areas, so we were fucking around on these massive screes. Sun is beaming my dome like crazy, I stop to drink some water and all of a sudden the entire fucking mountain starts to slide down the slope towards a slope. I somehow spotted a tree in there and managed to hold on before I slipped off straight to heaven. I haven’t hiked since, anyone reading this, please never ever fuck with a massive scree, this things can kill you in seconds.
Almost got crushed by an SUV burning a red light last week, luckily I have fast reflexes and I lunged forward off my board. Had to wait for the old cunt driving to reverse so I could pick my board. I don’t know how I resisted the urge to knock off a side mirror, guess the mocking honks from other drivers and bystanders yelling at him helped. Still got to spit on a Porsche SUV, so kind of a win really.
Think that’s all really, it’s sort of humorous that I never hurt myself skateboarding, only ever got hurt doing basic things or activities lol