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Tony Hawk cannibalism
« on: October 19, 2021, 07:47:44 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2021, 07:49:24 AM »
I guess i gotta take a little trip down the five for a taste test when it opens
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2021, 07:56:58 AM »
Tony hawk pro capitalist
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2021, 08:01:19 AM »
Quote from: DaleSr on October 19, 2021, 07:49:24 AM
I guess i gotta take a little trip down the five for a taste test when it opens

Just check it for eyebrows before you eat it.
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2021, 08:07:09 AM »
Birdman of Subway on Bagel Bites chicken sandwiches
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2021, 08:15:21 AM »


I'll be watching keenly while i brows
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2021, 10:21:11 AM »
Isn’t a chickenhawk an old dude who bangs young dudes?
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2021, 10:25:27 AM »


Which one is it Tony? For real though, why is he starting up a chicken joint?
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2021, 10:33:19 AM »
meat is mutherfukkin murder

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2021, 10:57:55 AM »
Quote from: os89 on October 19, 2021, 10:25:27 AM


Which one is it Tony? For real though, why is he starting up a chicken joint?[\b]
He needed to dump (sorry, Tony… invest) about 100K to get back down into the next tax bracket.
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2021, 11:16:24 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2021, 11:19:51 AM »
I actually enjoyed Fulano's.
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2021, 11:53:58 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2021, 12:01:03 PM »
Quote from: life is a hell ride on October 19, 2021, 10:33:19 AM
meat is mutherfukkin murder

Finger lickin good
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2021, 12:06:54 PM »
Good flipping chicken, fried at 900°?
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Quote from: BRINK on August 27, 2022, 06:52:36 PM
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2021, 12:44:35 PM »
Name is stupid. How could nobody involved at any point not think oh yeah this name only has negative connotations maybe just call it something else.
If they wanted a homage to the 90s maybe call it something like "Hawk.........not! It's chicken"
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2021, 01:48:26 PM »
Idk man

Needs a fun hamburgler style character running around
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2021, 02:00:18 PM »
The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2021, 02:20:23 PM »
Quote from: WavyDavy on October 19, 2021, 02:00:18 PM
The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2021, 02:30:23 PM »
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They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?

Could have called it the (Chicken) Bones Brigade.
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2021, 02:33:40 PM »
Quote from: lampshade on October 19, 2021, 02:30:23 PM
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The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
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They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?
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Could have called it the (Chicken) Bones Brigade.
Outstanding work here.
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Quote from: BRINK on August 27, 2022, 06:52:36 PM
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2021, 02:37:57 PM »
You already know that "boneless" will be included in at least one of the names of the dishes.

Maybe even a whole section of the menu will be dedicated to boneless dishes. Accompanied by, you guessed it, a photo of Tony doing a boneless.
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2021, 02:41:51 PM »
cringe but not surprising
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2021, 02:49:41 PM »
And Tommy Guerrero is not involved?
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2021, 02:52:54 PM »
Quote from: life is a hell ride on October 19, 2021, 10:33:19 AM
meat is mutherfukkin murder
dairy is still rape
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2021, 02:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Lou Strux on October 19, 2021, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: lampshade on October 19, 2021, 02:30:23 PM
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The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
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They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?
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Could have called it the (Chicken) Bones Brigade.
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Outstanding work here.

The Shake Junt Collab seems like a no-brainer.  Something like, "Tony Hawk, chicken bone, now is on."  Griptape, Vans.  The possibilities are endless.  It would be rad if he acutally had skaters working the counter. 
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2021, 03:14:45 PM »
Lien Cuisine
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2021, 03:19:26 PM »
Quote from: lampshade on October 19, 2021, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: Lou Strux on October 19, 2021, 02:33:40 PM
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Quote from: lampshade on October 19, 2021, 02:30:23 PM
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The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
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They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?
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Could have called it the (Chicken) Bones Brigade.
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Outstanding work here.
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The Shake Junt Collab seems like a no-brainer.  Something like, "Tony Hawk, chicken bone, now is on."  Griptape, Vans.  The possibilities are endless.  It would be rad if he acutally had skaters working the counter.

Plenty of stupid groms in Encinitas, they won't have any trouble filling their ranks
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2021, 03:32:07 PM »
first time I saw Birdman eating chicken it was with his chin propped on his icky knobbly knees after they did sunset silhouette streetplants post-wallows and goddamn if I don't think about it often



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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2021, 03:52:20 PM »
Chicken Salad Grab 'n Go.
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