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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2021, 04:11:38 PM »
Not sure what’s cringe about starting a business. Tony rules and doesn’t try to pretend he isn’t selling out like other people we all know of.

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2021, 04:58:12 PM »
Cunt will slap his name on a fuckin bag of dogshit for a cheque. Good for him.

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« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2021, 05:36:37 PM »
Cunt will slap his name on a fuckin bag of dogshit for a cheque. Good for him.

I guarantee Tony Hawk probably loves fried chicken. 

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2021, 06:00:15 PM »

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2021, 05:33:40 AM »
What's next? Shawn Powers opening a seafood restaurant?

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2021, 05:54:57 AM »
What's next? Shawn Powers opening a seafood restaurant?

Bill Tacco's Taco Emporium. 

Matt Berger's Burger World

Mark Appleyard's Orchard-yard.


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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2021, 06:03:28 AM »
"I'm a chicken hawk looking for a chicken. Get paranoid when they hear my Glock click'en"
Jerrys Kid : "I work at my real job like I'm a pro skater. Years of work can be summarized to about 3 minutes worth of actual achievements."

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2021, 06:16:31 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2021, 11:43:01 PM »
Doug Pineapple Hawaiian chicken saladino to go please

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2021, 12:06:07 AM »
If Tony learnt one good chicken recipe from each of his wives the menu will be set.

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2021, 03:49:54 AM »
Not sure what’s cringe about starting a business. Tony rules and doesn’t try to pretend he isn’t selling out like other people we all know of.

Nothing wrong with this.  The guy has a few dollars off Birdhouse and THSP and some great name recignition.  Investing in a little chicken place in Southern California doesn't sound too bad.     

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2021, 03:50:09 AM »
What's next? Shawn Powers opening a seafood restaurant?

good one!

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Re: Tony Hawk cannibalism
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2021, 04:06:44 AM »
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The really should've named it birdhouse and employ Clive Dixon as waiter
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They really missed a trick here.
Seriously, why the fuck didn’t they?!?
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Could have called it the (Chicken) Bones Brigade.

both would be 1000times better then chicken hawk.

No doubt it will be a big success no matter the name.

Even Salman´s Pizzanista / or Mikey Taylor, Hermann, Slashs and Omar Salazar beer brewerey /Saint Archer
investment was successful.

Hawks Name is way bigger and will fill that place anyway - his partner is professional - and making a proper chicken is no magic. I don't like the idea- but I see 2023 the next Chicken Hawk just around your corner.
Hopefully they come with a halfpipe and he save that lost art through this.

Coud be possible Hawk will do better with that chicken grill then with that stupid video game.
In the future I predict our grandchilds will ask us - "what-  that chicken hawk guy was skating too - like you grandpa?"