Author Topic: Skatevideo nerd (Read 679 times)

boi-cuzudo · « **on:** October 19, 2021, 08:59:53 AM »

I'm feeling bored and want to know what are your favorite quotes from skate videos, anything goes (songs, gibberish, etc). I have a few I remember now and will be posting more later. Hopefully there isn't already a similar thread. If yes, mods may delete the other threads please.

"ARTO, Arto...wake up...let's go skate..."

goldenbullcow · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:03:16 AM »

"I'm supposed to be out here chasing badguys and doing all this bitching stuff... and they've got me chasing skateboarders... cmon guys... i don't want another call"

"that's got to be the whitest black cop i've ever seen"

Mean salto · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:09:32 AM »

"Big guy on a little board...." - Rick Howard

MaXX_I-D · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:15:33 AM »

McCrank in the intro to Koston’s Yeah Right part.

“All he does is talk and talk and talk and talk, and complains and complains and complains.”

I’ll make references to it way to often.

Not a very skate nerd answer.

Spunkchild · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:19:17 AM »

"nice to meet you, I'm an artist!" - Johnny Wilson vids, i think rack for the first time

"theres a war outside your window, its destroying our worlddd..." - earl

Blender in G&S "Gurils , Gurils! can we have minute of your time?"
"Pretty clever, pretty clever graphic, but its not gonna work in 1990"
"Its 1990 boys... lets get rid of the skeletons"

FeechLaManna · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:21:01 AM »

Bootleg the Muska!

fredgallSOTY · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:30:55 AM »

"yeah right" - Yeah Right (Dir. by Ty Evans)

warmonke · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:32:38 AM »

Quote from: Spunkchild on October 19, 2021, 09:19:17 AM

"nice to meet you, I'm an artist!" - Johnny Wilson vids, i think rack for the first time

Doesn't he say "I'm Otis"?

rosemaryBB · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:44:39 AM »

Max Schaaf in Super Champion Funzone pretending to be Rick Howard on that radio show "This is Rick 'Off the Richter' Howard 'Never a Coward'"

Gnatpant · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:48:05 AM »

Shark heart…… I bit the heart of a shaaaark! -sluggo

Me and my best friend would always make fun of the way Chris roberts said “coming home” in hot chocolate idk why

Ginos yell-hot chocolate

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:52:33 AM »

“It hits you hawrd bro”

JimmyCarlinsJumpRope · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2021, 09:58:31 AM »

This is only funny to me but there's a local video where one of the dudes (who is flow for a few brands) tries a trick and bails so hard in front of this group of pretty hot chicks. He gets up and tells the girls "I'm sponsored" lmao.

Always comes to my mind when I eat shit even though I am definitely NOT sponsored lol.

HiResDes · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:18:47 AM »

"Spanky already did it in the Emerica video"

Baby on Board · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:21:25 AM »

Is this for real or is this really real

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:21:55 AM »

the "Railchomper" skit in Bonus Round or the Gonz "I do the tricks, not you!" clip from a Real (?) video.

Oh and Shackle me Not has a bunch of 'em but Ray Simmons working at the gas station and mocking some guy, saying "That's a pump, sir".

vhsfisheye · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:28:11 AM »

When Malto said “get hungry on it girl”

Molte · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:30:35 AM »

Quote from: Cool Ceith on October 19, 2021, 10:21:55 AM

the "Railchomper" skit in Bonus Round or the Gonz "I do the tricks, not you!" clip from a Real (?) video.

Oh and Shackle me Not has a bunch of 'em but Ray Simmons working at the gas station and mocking some guy, saying "That's a pump, sir".

Real To Reel

GMB · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:36:19 AM »

"arto sucks"
"such a looooosah"

boi-cuzudo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:37:58 AM »

"How many boards have you broken Cairo?"

"And you have become what you thought was dumb, a fraction of the sum"

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2021, 10:42:21 AM »

“I’m talking’ mad shit kid!”

“I ain’t got all day, it’s hot out here.”

“That’s just one bad wheel though.”

“I’m a Vietnam veteran, you’re just a boy from some other place.”

“I could picture being a meannnnn cowboy.”

banksandledges · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2021, 11:02:42 AM »

“Why can’t you go around here, without breaking some wood?”

Mike Oxwelling · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2021, 11:03:50 AM »

"Relax! Have a fuckin bagel!" Harold Hunter

boi-cuzudo · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2021, 11:10:48 AM »

"Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life." (No tomorrow, Consolidated).

"North, south, east and west
Front to back and right to left
Stop and go, fast and slow
Half and whole, shrink and grow
In and out and up and down
City, county, country, town
Push and pull, open and close
Ears and mouth and eyes and nose
Big and small, short and tall
Light and dark, rise and fall" (Idem).

Author Topic: Skatevideo nerd (Read 679 times)

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