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ALBUM THREAD
« on: April 18, 2007, 05:46:50 PM »
use this thread to post up albums, requests, leaks, etc WHATEVER

with that said, does anybody have any cymande albums?

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 11:05:11 PM »
yeah. but you don't rep KELLZ hard enough for me to give them to you. your name is a disgrace to the true king of r and b.

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 11:08:21 PM »






I be drilling these chicks like Major Payne
When I make it rain, they be like "Kells do it again"
From the club to the coupe, inside my gates
Up in my bedroom screaming eachother namse
They was perty perty, and I was flirty flirty
Lil' dro, lil' bub now they getting' dirty dirty
Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this
Leave your ass brainless
I'm tryin' to stay R&B
But these streets is a part of me
So don't get it twisted
You see I order one bottle, then I fuck with one model
Then I order more bottles, now I got more models
I'm from that city where them niggaz don't play man
I take a chick to my room like caveman
So ask your girlfriend my name, I bet she go
"Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!"

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 11:08:53 PM »
Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm thinking to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 11:11:58 PM »
your thread is now the kellz thread thank you for your time you bastard  :o

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 11:12:11 PM »
Light it up, light it up
Smoke it up, smoke it up
Exhale, exhale
Now let's sex to the cut

Girl you got that sex weed
I just want to hit it all the time
Sex so good that it gets me high
Bring that home grown to me
Girl you got that fire weed
Light it up, let me take a puff
Of your sex weed

Is I'm tweekin (tweekin)
How did yo sex make me feel this way
Like i been smokin purple haze
Girl you got me blowed (blowed)
Just one look at you I've got contact
Can I get a pull of that
Girl your shit is the chronic
Cuz I can tell by the way you
Roll it up
Make a playa wanna smoke it up
Slow down for we choke it up
Sex give me the munchies
And now I wanna eat it up oh
We can do a shotgun baby and
Take a sip of patrone baby
Now we off in a zone baby
Our boys gettin it on baby
Got be feelin hazy baby
Silly baby, horny baby, flyin baby

Girl its like a dime bag dro (dro)
The way you movin that cush real slow
Got me floatin like a butterfly
Im so high, can touch the sky
I'm a bud head when it comes to you
Cuz Cant nobody drop it baby
Bounce it baby, stroke it quite the
Way you do
You got me buzzin off of that chiefin man
Girl you about to explode my brain
Doin it in the coupe
While we on them thangs
Sex weed about to drive me insane
Baby hands down you got that bomb shit (shit)
Since that first pull
I got this habit
I cant seem to quit (quit)
Baby im about to go up in smoke
Cause your sex weed aint no joke
So girl go ahead and light that dope
Im about to smoke it down to a roach

Can I get a hit of that baby
Girl I want your sex weed
All I want to do is get somewhere wit you
And fire that shit up
And then smoke it baby
Girl just let me blaze it
Pass that ooh wee to me
Girl im addicted to everything
That you do to me
Yor sex got me open baby
Let me hit that in the coupe (coupe)
Girl let me hit that in the jeep (jeep)
Girl let me hit that at the crib (crib)
Girl keep bringin me that heat (heat)

Let me hit that ooh wee, that sticky icky, your mary jane baby
That splash, that boo-boo, yo sweet Lucy baby
I just wanna get a hit of that, good sex weed yeah

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 11:29:20 PM »
begin the epicness which is.....

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2007, 12:18:19 AM »
i would like to thank you for contributing to this great thread. (edit) this great thread where we post things related to why r. kelly is the king of r & b and the slap user "the king of r & b" is not.

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=RKellyTV

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2007, 12:28:42 AM »
i'm inclined to agree with your claims of r kelly being the king of r & b. 

Girl we off in this jeep
Foggin’ windows up
In the back of my truck
Blastin’ the radio
Bouncin’ up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the re-mix
We just buggin’ out...

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2007, 08:29:58 AM »
homie don't bring your girl around me

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2007, 09:39:25 AM »
Light it up, light it up
Smoke it up, smoke it up
Exhale, exhale
Now let's sex to the cut

Girl you got that sex weed
I just want to hit it all the time
Sex so good that it gets me high
Bring that home grown to me
Girl you got that fire weed
Light it up, let me take a puff
Of your sex weed

Is I'm tweekin (tweekin)
How did yo sex make me feel this way
Like i been smokin purple haze
Girl you got me blowed (blowed)
Just one look at you I've got contact
Can I get a pull of that
Girl your shit is the chronic
Cuz I can tell by the way you
Roll it up
Make a playa wanna smoke it up
Slow down for we choke it up
Sex give me the munchies
And now I wanna eat it up oh
We can do a shotgun baby and
Take a sip of patrone baby
Now we off in a zone baby
Our boys gettin it on baby
Got be feelin hazy baby
Silly baby, horny baby, flyin baby

Girl its like a dime bag dro (dro)
The way you movin that cush real slow
Got me floatin like a butterfly
Im so high, can touch the sky
I'm a bud head when it comes to you
Cuz Cant nobody drop it baby
Bounce it baby, stroke it quite the
Way you do
You got me buzzin off of that chiefin man
Girl you about to explode my brain
Doin it in the coupe
While we on them thangs
Sex weed about to drive me insane
Baby hands down you got that bomb shit (shit)
Since that first pull
I got this habit
I cant seem to quit (quit)
Baby im about to go up in smoke
Cause your sex weed aint no joke
So girl go ahead and light that dope
Im about to smoke it down to a roach

Can I get a hit of that baby
Girl I want your sex weed
All I want to do is get somewhere wit you
And fire that shit up
And then smoke it baby
Girl just let me blaze it
Pass that ooh wee to me
Girl im addicted to everything
That you do to me
Yor sex got me open baby
Let me hit that in the coupe (coupe)
Girl let me hit that in the jeep (jeep)
Girl let me hit that at the crib (crib)
Girl keep bringin me that heat (heat)

Let me hit that ooh wee, that sticky icky, your mary jane baby
That splash, that boo-boo, yo sweet Lucy baby
I just wanna get a hit of that, good sex weed yeah
I'm pretty sure "sex weed" is the best song of our generation.

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 11:39:41 AM »

"Sex give me the munchies and now I wanna eat it up oh"


"Baby hands down you got that bomb shit"

Classic. HaHaHa!

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2007, 12:56:34 PM »
the man is such a genius.

feel free to zshare/yousendit/whatever your favorite r. kelly jamz

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2007, 11:15:10 AM »
this thread is getting bumped

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2007, 11:19:04 PM »
"Sex Weed"? Good lord, I must hear this song.

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2007, 03:23:29 PM »
I have a cyamande album on my computer I can upload.

Or I could just send you a link to a torrent.

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2007, 03:44:20 PM »
um no. you don't get the point of this thread. if anything's going to be posted, it's going to be by KELLZ. you can put your cymande albums somewhere else.

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2007, 06:25:34 PM »

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2007, 08:21:08 PM »
JEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2007, 08:45:21 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PkI7F5u1BGY
'merica's real nat'l anthem.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z1ORQ4XnCWw


From beyond this bed of mine I see
Ceiling fans with you on top of me
And the window blinds are filled with rays of sun
And all you secret fantasies thy will be done (done)
And inside of your walls there will dwell a Capricorn
(that will feast your body all night)
If we keep this up then a love child will be born
All because
Of the greatest

[chorus]
The greatest you
The greatest me
We have found the greatest chemistry
The greatest touch
The greatest kiss
What came to be is the greatest wish
The greatest show
The greatest song
The greatest words
The greatest all night long
Baby your love stays constantly on my mind
This is the best sex I've ever had

I know twelve ways to make your love come down
And the secret places on you will be found
Like a voyage when the storm begins to roar
There's no telling what this night could have in store (in store)
Cause inside of your walls there will dwell a capricorn
(that will feast your body all night)
And if we keep this up then a love child will be born
All because
Of the greatest

[chorus]
The greatest you
The greatest me
We have found the greatest chemistry
The greatest touch
The greatest kiss
What came to be is the greatest wish
The greatest show
The greatest song
The greatest words
The greatest all night long
Baby your love stays constantly on my mind
This is the best sex I've ever had
[repeat 3x]

Something that happened out the day for the sake of our love
Like a hand and glove we go together this love is forever oooh

This sex is so good I've got to break it down





damn! get em kelly, get em.

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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2007, 10:35:51 PM »

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2007, 10:56:24 PM »
my face right now is like this:  :D

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2007, 11:03:41 PM »

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2007, 11:09:19 PM »
Double Up
As reported on Billboard.com, Kelly will release his brand new album 'Double Up' on May 29, 2007.

'Double Up' will include the latest single "I'm a Flirt (Remix)", featuring T.I. and T-Pain. The original track entitled "I'm a Flirt," also produced and co-written by R. Kelly, appeared as a hidden track on Bow Wow's The Price of Fame (2006). However, Kelly never gave the rights for the song to be released as a formal single, although it was played by many radio stations before the remix version, Kelly's first single from 'Double Up' was released. Bow Wow is not featured on the remix. In Kelly's video for "I'm a Flirt (Remix)," he encourages fans to call a number which flashes up quickly on the screen. Fans called the number and were greeted by a recording of Kelly talking about his upcoming album and playing snippets of new songs in the studio. During the recording, Kelly revealed that the album is set to feature guest appearances & production by The Neptunes, Kanye West, Young Jeezy, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, T.I. & T-Pain. He explains that due to the success of his current collaborations with rappers like Young Jeezy and Ludacris, he thought, "why not put some of that magic on my album?" Well, Kelly didn't just put some of what he calls "magic" on the album, during the phone recording, he says 70 percent of the record will be up tempo but he assures fans that "there will be some slow jams on there."

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2007, 12:23:57 AM »
i'm sayin, r. kelly's new album will be a modern day classic

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 12:25:05 AM »
easily the most anticipated thing right now, for me

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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2007, 01:30:09 AM »

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2007, 02:12:30 AM »
clearly shes not failing her drug tests

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Re: ALBUM THREAD
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 05:15:00 PM »
kellz is for the people