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Re: Power moves
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2021, 12:34:39 PM »
Shave your armpits and put on eyeliner before playing ball with $tranger$
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Power moves
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2021, 02:55:23 PM »
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A long time ago my cousin was dating this milf, and after he was done with her he started fucking her daughter who was like 19 at the time. Now they have kids together and are one big happy dysfunctional family lol.
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I think I’ve seen that documentary
I've seen a couple minutes of it too.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Power moves
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2021, 03:42:43 PM »
shoot a deer, elk, moose or other ungulate. hollow out the insides [field dress] and tie the now empty ungulate to your hood. drive around w/ dead deer grill for days. wks. months. jump out w/ a grin and everyone knows you're that guy who shot the animal one time.

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2021, 04:28:50 PM »
Completely taking your pants down to your ankles at a urinal in a public restroom.

Do this at a bar toilet and walk right next to the urinal where another dude pees (although all the others are empty) then tell him while you pee „bro, this place sucks there are hardly any chicks out there“

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2021, 07:11:04 PM »
Take a picture of yourself lying down in bed and post it to your Instagram story and ask, "why is everyone posting pictures of some old guy" to demonstrate how uncool politics are and how you couldn't be further removed from giving a single fuck about what normies who've never tried to bs flip el toro spend their trivial little lives doing or thinking about
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Re: Power moves
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2021, 10:07:24 PM »
what the r/wallstreetbets dudes are doing with gamestop stock .. wow
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2021, 02:59:46 PM »
thread needed to be bumped

lightly letting off the gas while driving when someone is riding your ass


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Re: Power moves
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2021, 07:09:25 PM »
Shave your armpits and put on eyeliner before playing ball with $tranger$
This reminds me of Charlie Murphy's Prince story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8LEx9Mw54

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2021, 02:02:16 AM »
thread needed to be bumped

lightly letting off the gas while driving when someone is riding your ass

Oh man, this shit is chefs kiss.

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2021, 12:28:23 AM »
Do a trick switch after seeing someone struggling with it regular.

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Re: Power moves
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2021, 04:34:41 AM »
Scratching your balls or adjusting your junk in public to assert dominance. Bonus points if you make eye contact.

Or old men that do this in their Lt Dangle shorts, testicles peaking out to say hello while talking to someone with direct eye contact



This here is the power stance you should be taking at the urinal.


Also very mild power move but get multiple ice cube trays and fill them with drinks you have in the fridge. Then when someone comes over you offer them a drink then put say coke cubes in their coke and when they're like wtf be like why what do you use, water? Pffft

(Or just do it for yourself because it makes your drinks nicer)