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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
Now Al, you bring up a great point: could skatepussy be rope-a-doping Joey and Berra? She is a rookie in the league but let’s not forget that she has the vision of mind field era Berra, the absolute tone-deafness of an aged Markovich, and an overinflated sense of self worth that would make Nyjah’s cheeks blush. She could be taking a planned pause from kooking to create a storm of mediocre content.
By taking a break to snap pictures that belong on the cutting room floor of an American apparel look book, she is forcing Berra and Joey to go head to head, and personally I don’t think that Joey has the mental fortitude or strength to take Berra one on one. Much like the pugs Joey rescues, he comes from a shallow gene pool and does not have the longevity needed to bring home the title.
Barring some serious moves by Berra late in the fourth quarter; I think a Halloween blunder and a December onlyfans flash sale will elevate skatepussy to the coveted title of KOTY, solidifying herself on the global stage.
Barring a Hail Xenu play by Berra, it could be lights out at SawCon.
Well you raise some great points Chris, i think it's vital to remember that skate pussy comes from the Berra coaching tree. She was a student under him so even a win from her is a partial won for Berra
Well Al, as you and the fans know, SawCon and their program was designed to produce champion kooks. The alumni of SawCon show what a storied history this program truly has. Just saying Donovan strain, Steezus Christ, and prolific pedophile Chase Gabor shows the kind of talent that Berra can and has found. To get a peek into the future success for storied program we need look no further than the development of a stellar farm system with the aid of hypebeast, cariuma, liquid death, clean yerba mate, the church of Scientology, and let’s not forget mama skate like you mentioned.
Now, do I think that skatepussy has the ability to beat Berra this year, potentially. But if you were to ask me if she could USURP Berra as the undisputed greatest of all time, the answer is a resounding no.
It’s very rare in this game to see someone who is equally talented at kooking as well as managing kooks. Imagine if Michael Jordan had Phil Jackson’s ability at coaching, that is the level of talent we are talking about here. I mean Berra has a legitimate murderers row on his roster, and some of his up and comers are showing some real talent and will more than likely be in contention next season.
Yes, skatepussy and mama skate are products of the SawCon farm system, but this year really showed the kind of potential that those young women have in this game.
I don’t see skatepussy and mama skate ending the empire of SawCon.
But you gotta remember Al, Rome didn’t fall in a day; it was conquered!
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