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No - Nut November
« on: November 01, 2021, 12:06:02 AM »
Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2021, 08:30:07 AM »
No nut never... you should too

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2021, 08:54:51 AM »
I already failed. Maybe next November, weíll see.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2021, 09:42:45 AM »
Nah I'll pass on preserving my vital essences. The spice must flow

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2021, 09:55:48 AM »
Hard pass. Iíve tried it and found no benefits really. Maybe I didnít keep it going long enough or something, but I found my sex drive actually decreased and I felt more lethargic in general.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2021, 10:06:24 AM »
Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2021, 10:42:28 AM »
I made it for 3+ weeks before. Starting again. I'm already a couple of days in but let's go from today. My home boi is also in.

Also, due to a thing, my waifu can't fuck me, so I have no excuse to mess up. Let's go.

Will get back to you as soon as I fail.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2021, 10:51:05 AM »
Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine

This made me laugh

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2021, 11:02:49 AM »
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
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This made me laugh
I'm just glad that it's fine. Hopefully twice a day is better than fine.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2021, 11:09:55 AM »
What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2021, 11:20:45 AM »
Fuck yeah, pants! I'm a big fan of those. Have a few pairs myself.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2021, 11:26:53 AM »
What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
I think people think having a swollen bag will give them some magic testosterone boost. And maybe make them be able to get harder for longer/blast harder.

Can't speak on the testosterone boost but as far as the second part it's probably not really true. It's all like any other muscles you have to use them regularly to keep them functioning well but of course over use can strain them cause damage.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2021, 11:55:26 AM »
This is some weird frat boy jock shit.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2021, 12:07:17 PM »
This is some weird frat boy jock shit.

The vibe is very puritanical.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2021, 01:00:44 PM »

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2021, 01:44:29 PM »
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This is some weird frat boy jock shit.
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The vibe is very puritanical.

Just a fun thing to do because it's kind of hard. 

I get no real benefits other than some (maybe) energy. All the gosspel about how it makes you a super human is kind of bull.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2021, 01:59:26 PM »
What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
Superhuman irritability

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2021, 02:13:10 PM »
It's also novel writing month. I'm not going to participate in either, which means I'm just gonna be jerking off and not writing a novel like usual.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2021, 02:29:12 PM »
Sorry, I gotta get the poison out.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2021, 02:49:40 PM »
I'm going to write my memoir in my cum

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2021, 09:32:55 PM »
I'm primarily an animal so as long as I'm not humping the furniture to do it, then I will be spurting year 'round.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2021, 10:56:05 PM »
Dunno if itís diet or what but sometimes my cum smells like ammonia, crazy

Not that Iím going around sniffing cum on the regs but yeah, sometimes I can full smell it in the air after

Bit of a yucky smell, really
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2021, 02:18:22 AM »
Dunno if itís diet or what but sometimes my cum smells like ammonia, crazy

Not that Iím going around sniffing cum on the regs but yeah, sometimes I can full smell it in the air after

Bit of a yucky smell, really

Kind of same. Like swimming pool smell.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2021, 03:37:33 AM »
I don't trust people who do not eject their fluids at least once a day

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2021, 03:47:57 AM »
A lot of coomers in here.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2021, 08:00:32 AM »
Nah I'll pass on preserving my vital essences. The spice must flow

These fools are not properly harnessing their orgonic energy and will likely perish.
Fuck yeah, pants! I'm a big fan of those. Have a few pairs myself.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2021, 08:13:38 AM »
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
[close]

This made me laugh
[close]
I'm just glad that it's fine. Hopefully twice a day is better than fine.
Actually it's supposed to lower chances of prostate cancer, so like the doc said, as long as you're not hurting yourself there's no issue.

As for testosterone levels, they actually lower with decreased sexual activity, so there's no way it would help with that.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2021, 08:21:01 AM »
Yeah, I strictly adhere to John Kellogg's teachings. I apply acid to my clitoris monthly to cease the natural urge. Always get your medical advice from a man who invented the enema machine and shot 15 gallons of water through his colon every morning and swore he never consummated his marriage despite his wife birthing children.

Brb, going to watch a motivating video by Gavin McInnes talking about how he doesn't masturbate. Hopefully it ends with him prolapsing to own the libs.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2021, 08:48:54 AM »
A lot of coomers in here.

Name fifteen cereals while you catch these hands haha

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2021, 04:31:50 PM »
This is the dumbest shit, I'm starting Dryjack the Skin Clean Off Your Dick December as a ballast for whatever people think this nonsense is supposed to be about.