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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2021, 01:02:01 PM »
I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.

I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.

If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day.  At least for me.

Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.

I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum.  I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.

sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.   

It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging.  Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2021, 11:27:40 PM »
I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.

I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.

If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day.  At least for me.

Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.

I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum.  I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.

sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.   

It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging.  Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.

Why the fuck are you describing my life?

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #62 on: November 05, 2021, 12:50:41 PM »
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I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.

I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.

If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day.  At least for me.

Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.

I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum.  I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.

sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.   

It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging.  Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.
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Why the fuck are you describing my life?

You've discovered the secret as well.  It's forreal a game changer

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2021, 02:42:38 PM »
Today went ok. Not much to report. Have not defiled myself yet. But my home boi is getting into ass play. Both still in.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2021, 04:19:26 PM »
Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2021, 02:37:50 AM »
Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.

Sweet!

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2021, 09:13:03 AM »
Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.

When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
Fuck nak. 100 percent of the time he's not chill and not rad and not gnarly. He never let me pet his dog. Hes not rad or chill.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2021, 10:04:18 AM »
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
Stellar!
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2021, 05:34:59 AM »
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
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Stellar!

I think I've seen that one. Solid.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2021, 08:19:28 AM »
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.

I love the irony of a No-Nut Novemeber thread turning into stories of military guys wanking it.   8)
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2021, 08:57:22 AM »
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
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I love the irony of a No-Nut Novemeber thread turning into stories of military guys wanking it.   8)

Both include cooming and assplay, so it's all good.

Anyway, me and home boi are a week in. It's alright so far.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2021, 07:03:12 AM »
Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.

I mean, I doubt any benefit is related to the age of the jizz or using those muscles, probably moreso related to mental and emotional aspects. Mostly all because guys participating in shit like this are probably looking at porn almost every time they jerk, and porn has some seriously detrimental effects on the average guy.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2021, 07:22:16 AM »
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.
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I mean, I doubt any benefit is related to the age of the jizz or using those muscles, probably moreso related to mental and emotional aspects. Mostly all because guys participating in shit like this are probably looking at porn almost every time they jerk, and porn has some seriously detrimental effects on the average guy.

Yeah, coomers are pretty heavy into porn. Even I feel like I need very specific smut to get my rocks off. Think Randy in South Park.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2021, 04:20:08 PM »
the only nuts ill bust is on my trucks

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2021, 07:09:58 PM »
Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #75 on: November 09, 2021, 07:53:31 PM »
Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.

Dude, have you tried one of those exercise guns on your junk? It's next level toe-curling stuff.  I am not really sure if I need a woman/partner in my life because of that damn thing.  No joke.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #76 on: November 09, 2021, 10:58:28 PM »
Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.

Masturbation is not the problem here, itís what youíre trying to escape from thatís the issue.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2021, 12:35:11 AM »
So I'm about two weeks in and it's getting pretty tough...

The gym was pretty intense, luckily for me it was heavy squats+deadlifts day.

Also, Just a thought of sex almost made me coom.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2021, 09:07:20 PM »
That stuff's good if you lack self esteem or self control, might even help with loneliness since you're not thinking about chicks (or dudes, who knows) all the time.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #79 on: November 11, 2021, 10:08:31 PM »
Still in.

Super weird how the subway, gym and all restaurants are full of super models...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #80 on: November 12, 2021, 07:18:12 PM »
I don't have any emotional reaction to jerking it. For me, it's just doing regular maintenance. I'm just blowing out the smokestack so there isn't a dangerous buildup of soot.

Don't get me wrong. I do enjoy a good one.

The only conundrum might be the following.

Has anyone ever felt guilty for jerking it to porn stars that have committed suicide or do you rub one out as a tribute since they made that porn for you to jerk it to?

i.e. https://en.everybodywiki.com/Alyssa_Funke

I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2021, 08:09:59 PM »
Still in.

Super weird how the subway, gym and all restaurants are full of super models...

Hahaha, good for you dude, I couldnt partake if i tried. One time i didnt have sex or jerk it for like a week and by week 2 i jizzed in my sleep, felt like freddy krueger was jerking me off, i wasnt safe in my dreams


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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2021, 10:20:06 PM »
Thanks, Doc.

The fucking gym was insane yesterday. Thongs, ass and titties within a couple of feet, at all times. I'm almost repulsed by the idea of cooming, yet it's on my mind often.

Oh, yeah, the head of my dick hurts so I thought there was some damaged skin, or something. Upon further inspection, there was nothing wrong there.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2021, 10:27:36 PM »
Has anyone ever felt guilty for jerking it to porn stars that have committed suicide or do you rub one out as a tribute since they made that porn for you to jerk it to?

I have a soft spot for Tessa West that I donít feel guilty about. Wish she did more scenes.

Edit - she accidentally overdosed I believe. A real shame. RIP

Thanks, Doc.

The fucking gym was insane yesterday. Thongs, ass and titties within a couple of feet, at all times. I'm almost repulsed by the idea of cooming, yet it's on my mind often.

Oh, yeah, the head of my dick hurts so I thought there was some damaged skin, or something. Upon further inspection, there was nothing wrong there.

Youíre something else dude. I donít get why youíre doing this to yourself haha
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2021, 04:42:37 AM »
Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2021, 04:50:13 AM »
Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...
It's your body you can do whatever the heck you want but I don't see how it can be healthy in anyway to live with a "dick that hurts real bad."
Maybe no nut November should be changed to no wank first week of the month, no spoof days with an s, no tug days with a t or something more sustainable.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #86 on: November 14, 2021, 06:12:21 AM »
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Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...
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It's your body you can do whatever the heck you want but I don't see how it can be healthy in anyway to live with a "dick that hurts real bad."
Maybe no nut November should be changed to no wank first week of the month, no spoof days with an s, no tug days with a t or something more sustainable.

Oh, the whole thing is not even that serious for me, just some online stupid stuff. I doubt that not wanking for a while will do any damage. Also, I've done 20 something days in the past. And... I still prefer this to the weird, empty feeling of post wanking.

Anyway, all I think about is wet, waxed cunts in my mouth and my stomach fills with butterflies. Shit is kind of hot. If, you fellows, could be inside my filthy fantasies, you'd splash hot spunk all over yourselves..

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #87 on: November 14, 2021, 07:43:05 AM »
Rip dakota skye

This business is pretty dark and it eats a lot of young women up. Big respect to anyone who survives it.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #88 on: November 14, 2021, 09:14:11 AM »
Yeah, RIP. She had a unique face.

There used to be a website "deadpornstars" that kept track of deaths. Most were OD/STD's.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #89 on: November 14, 2021, 10:48:15 AM »
Rip dakota skye

This business is pretty dark and it eats a lot of young women up. Big respect to anyone who survives it.
I missed the news on her death. Read the details of her death and it's just terrible. RIP.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.