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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #90 on: November 14, 2021, 10:11:41 PM »
Dakota's last day super sad, just read about it too. Got me thinking about something haven't thought about in  awhile.. RIP August Ames

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #91 on: November 14, 2021, 10:23:21 PM »
On a positive note, I absolutely love Eva Lovia

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2021, 12:45:47 PM »
Still in. Dick feels weird. Getting a weird tickeking sensation in stomach and croch whenever I think about the cooming stuff.
The gym is absolutly packed with the craziest shit...

I'm gonna lose my damn mind..

Edit: It was real difficult to fall asleep, felt like I'd coom.
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2021, 11:50:54 PM »
You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #94 on: November 16, 2021, 09:26:54 PM »
You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?

Ha!

Almost asked waifu to blow me. Still in.

Edit: Rocking a wet, hot boner at work...
« Last Edit: November 17, 2021, 03:24:56 AM by iKobrakai »

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #95 on: November 17, 2021, 06:39:00 AM »
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You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?
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Ha!

Almost asked waifu to blow me. Still in.

Edit: Rocking a wet, hot boner at work...
Your updates are reliable for a hearty laugh. Thank you for keeping me laughing at the hilarity of roaming full mast like virgin teen in the middle of puberty.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #96 on: November 17, 2021, 06:58:03 AM »
At your service, my dude.

On my way to that gym again... Grinding my teeth already... Like a light exstasy peaks. The horrors I'm about to face....

The train is full of ass trying to seduce me, eye-fucking me hard...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #97 on: November 18, 2021, 08:55:08 AM »
So yeah, been mostly angry at work so nothing to report.

Oh, one thing: most chicks receive automatic +2 level up.

Oh, yeah: I'm glad I don't do martial arts/wrestling... They'd kill me for cooming all over some dude while grapling..
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #98 on: November 20, 2021, 08:09:41 AM »
So about three weeks in. My home boi is at some bi-polar, crazy chicks now. I told him to think of me when he cooms.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #99 on: November 21, 2021, 02:59:12 AM »
So my home boi emptied three weeks worth of spunk on the bipolar chicks face. Five chunky yogurt streams. It hurt.

I got a semi-chubby just by reading his text.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #100 on: November 21, 2021, 05:44:45 AM »
Did he warn her in advance or was that the selling point for a girl into copious facials?

I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #101 on: November 21, 2021, 09:55:31 AM »
Did he warn her in advance or was that the selling point for a girl into copious facials?

He says he gave ger a hint.. you never know what the crazy fucker is up to. Oh, and he jacked off multiple times as soon as he got home...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #102 on: November 21, 2021, 10:22:47 AM »

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #103 on: November 21, 2021, 01:26:30 PM »
What's the word?
Tell me brother, have you heard
From Johannesburg?

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #104 on: November 22, 2021, 04:22:04 AM »
Bro..I'm so damn horny at work, I'm getting bufferflies in my stomach when I think of coom. That or KFC I ate yesterday.

Edit: Just realised how many days are left and it gave a mild anxiety attack...
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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #105 on: November 23, 2021, 07:42:31 AM »
So weird going home and not even coom in the shower... Like, why leave woke at all?

My dick is depressed. Does nothing. Mind stopped thinking about sex.

I have no sex drive and I must coom.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #106 on: November 23, 2021, 12:18:20 PM »
So I like watching stupid low tier Russian fitness Youtube where ugly men threaten each other and of course this shows up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htkmIvQ3CA0

Oh, well:

Here's Russians beefin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0pJaVzJTeA

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #107 on: November 24, 2021, 06:36:08 AM »
So yeah, about a week left...

Had a dream with Emma Watson. I could not understand why she'd hang out with me, because I'm broke and a loser .

Losing my damn mind over here...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #108 on: November 24, 2021, 03:51:01 PM »
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.

DAMN! I miss Gianna…
flat spotted 3 times in 2 weeks, other than that awesome wheels

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #109 on: November 24, 2021, 04:41:33 PM »
So weird going home and not even coom in the shower... Like, why leave woke at all?

My dick is depressed. Does nothing. Mind stopped thinking about sex.

I have no sex drive and I must coom.
What are the chances we could get you to change your username to 'ok coomer'? You could have a bevy of sexy ladies for your avatar and signature

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #110 on: November 24, 2021, 06:08:56 PM »
Did you open the lament configuration?

Fuck yeah, pants! I'm a big fan of those. Have a few pairs myself.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #111 on: November 24, 2021, 09:40:22 PM »
Did you open the lament configuration?



Damn... Get a strap-on and spit in my mouth...

Also, I'll consider name change when I'm done.. can not be trusted right now.

The gym yesterday, my dudes.... So many thongs, titties and asses. Some new ones too. You should have been there, dude...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2021, 04:13:01 AM »
Blyaaat.... saw something at the office... feels like I'm drippin coom a bit...

Still in, though...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #113 on: November 25, 2021, 08:24:48 AM »

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #114 on: November 25, 2021, 09:07:37 AM »
https://youtu.be/gBJ2CVX38To

@iKobrakai be like

It reminds me of dieters who fast and then binge once a goal has been reached…dude is going for dead dick December

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #115 on: November 25, 2021, 10:10:02 AM »
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It reminds me of dieters who fast and then binge once a goal has been reached…dude is going for dead dick December

Pfffff.... That clip is just week two, my dudes... Now I'm trippin, or some shit. Maybe even sitting somewhere in a nice jacket, in a nice padded room, thinking I'm doing epic shit and posting on a forum.

Oh, and I watched som pr0n yesterday.

Normal stuff was totally whatever, "Yeah, yeah, some normie shit"... Then....This half-ugly, semi-chubby, Russian chick put on a strap-on and went hard on her cuck husband... Dude... my dick fucking stiffed the fuck up... Almost like I coomed without even touching the bastard...

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #116 on: November 25, 2021, 10:17:29 AM »
I'm so excited for you to cum soon!
CRACK RAIDER RAZOR

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #117 on: November 25, 2021, 10:34:13 AM »
I'm so excited for you to cum soon!

Thanks, bro!

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #118 on: November 25, 2021, 01:29:52 PM »
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I'm so excited for you to cum soon!
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Thanks, bro!
I'm thankful today that you have brought me such great LOLs with your endurance/torture.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: No - Nut November
« Reply #119 on: November 26, 2021, 01:56:31 AM »
keep us updated, g. good luck for the final meters.