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How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« on: November 21, 2021, 12:36:52 PM »
He barely flips his board, hardly ollies onto anything, needs to hold someones hand to slappy a rail.

https://youtu.be/vfnJlPCkemc

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2021, 12:51:25 PM »
Because people buy his boards, and also because he's sick.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2021, 02:50:56 PM by SmilingBoy »

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2021, 12:52:02 PM »
Supreme wants. Supreme gets

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2021, 12:53:06 PM »
fuck off

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2021, 12:53:55 PM »
People besides you follow skateboarding and buy product. People besides you exist on planet Earth
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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2021, 12:59:17 PM »
He has really entertaining slams from manuals?

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2021, 01:05:51 PM »
Who was the other homie with the two clips?
I have always enjoyed aiden's footage. But then people (me) wonder why sean pablo is pro.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2021, 01:09:20 PM »
The horticulture crowd is into him bombing dirt hills as a method of seed planting.  And since it's the holiday season, he reminds some of Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story.  Other than that, I got nothing.


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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2021, 01:09:33 PM »
Who was the other homie with the two clips?
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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2021, 01:19:53 PM »
aidan mackey = soty?

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2021, 01:21:07 PM »
Because he's fun to watch to skateboard.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2021, 01:27:03 PM »
bc he's fucking dope

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2021, 01:38:44 PM »
because he kickflip backlipped the rail at SLS after midler had tried it

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2021, 02:00:47 PM »
Because he and the Supreme/FA kids move merch.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2021, 02:04:56 PM »
He has really entertaining slams from manuals?

Worst slam I ever had was from a switch manual. Hell, I should be pro.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2021, 02:27:38 PM »
Fits into that category where he doesn't appear to be the most athletic of skaters, so all of the sketch looks dope as fuck.

Dude is dope.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2021, 02:30:07 PM »
a hype brand is not complete without a sprinkle of gimmick pros

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2021, 02:39:43 PM »

nothing's been the since same

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2021, 03:04:09 PM »

Yeah, but it’s not like Strobeck is the team manager over at FA…
I guess Bill’s just got pull with the right people.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2021, 03:08:24 PM »
It's just his name, that's the only reason.
.....Nah

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2021, 03:40:25 PM »
Because he and the Supreme/FA kids move merch.

We get these “why is XYZ pro?” threads all the time and it’s amazing to me that people don’t understand that this is the answer. People still seem to think you gotta skate in the minors or ascend some meritocratic ladder to reach pro status.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2021, 04:00:22 PM »
lmfao this dude look like an extra for harmony korine's kids

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2021, 04:22:15 PM »
Still bummed he didn’t hill bomb El Toro after they ripped the stairs out.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2021, 04:26:34 PM »
Aiden is pro to make jagger Eaton cry at night for having to buy his supreme underwear

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2021, 04:28:14 PM »
Aiden is pro to make jagger Eaton cry at night for having to buy his supreme underwear

This is a sufficient reason, plus, Aiden is sick, so fuck of.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2021, 04:34:06 PM »
It's a way to attract a bigger market, having a loveable nerd whose skating and image lots of young hip types can relate to but who's not necessarily the best skater in the world. They see themselves in him so they think he's cool and it makes them worship him and buy his boards.

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2021, 04:37:20 PM »
Pop punk revival!

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2021, 04:38:08 PM »
OP is a Tum Yeto mole

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2021, 04:40:45 PM »

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Re: How and why is Aiden Mackey pro?
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2021, 04:57:09 PM »
Because “fuck you.” That’s why.