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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2021, 07:20:07 AM »
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Only have one question, but its a toughy

Why are you here?
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im starting to feel very unwelcome here
Im slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. Theres a thread specifically for pro encounters.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2021, 07:23:14 AM »
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Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
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i have aspergers and the way you asked that question sounded pretty disrespectful

You said there were 2 reasons why students were in the school. I was just wondering the reason why you were in the school. Seems like the only legitimate question on the table...
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2021, 07:23:24 AM »
im starting to feel very unwelcome here

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2021, 08:43:06 AM »
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro

so... yes?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2021, 11:20:13 AM »
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro
please answer the question

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2021, 12:18:29 PM »
Did you really land bolts?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2021, 12:23:06 PM »
fully flares

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2021, 12:37:33 PM »
I thought Tom Jones was Welsh

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2021, 01:30:26 PM »
Who was the governor of Campania
During the Herculonious period?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2021, 01:37:32 PM »
hi thank you for your story. what style of pants do you wear?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2021, 03:38:21 PM »
TJ been liking coloring books n shit back then rite?
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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2021, 03:39:38 PM »
were you the one who stole his mom's money?

if so thank you for turning Tyshawn into the beast he is today

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2021, 03:40:58 PM »
Have you ever physically assaulted your mother after eating at TJ's dining establishment?
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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2021, 03:58:15 PM »
Could he write switch?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2021, 04:53:24 PM »
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro
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please answer the question

God, I had a girl that sat in front of me in elementary school. She often sat with her knees on the chair and leaned with her elbows towards the front of her desk, essentially sticking her ass out at my face all day every day. Spent a lot of time staring at a butt and the clock that year, sweating and wondering if my boner would go away in time for recess.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2021, 05:13:31 PM »
Did Sean Pablo Bring it Down the Pipe to Mami?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2021, 06:19:25 PM »
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Only have one question, but its a toughy

Why are you here?
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im starting to feel very unwelcome here
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Im slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. Theres a thread specifically for pro encounters.
Cmon fellas, dont be sore.
The topic may be a dud, but by jingo, this thread is ALREADY saucier than a shrimp cocktail & its only just now gaining steam.
I see a lot of potential here.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2021, 06:31:28 PM »
:'(
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Do you stand up to wipe?
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when i was a kid lmaoooooo

Um Is standing up to wipe weird? I uh know a guy who does that.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2021, 06:45:25 PM »
i assume everyone stands up and spreads their legs as wide apart as they can and then wipes 11 times, 8 times forwards and 3 times backwards... sorry about the toe jam, op - clean yr feet more often

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2021, 06:50:30 PM »
If you stand to wipe in a public restroom
There is a chance someone else will see your butt wiping face. Keep that face to yourself. Spare the rest of us.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2021, 07:23:04 PM »
When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?

Nah, tent city all the way.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #52 on: November 24, 2021, 07:44:06 PM »
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said its the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2021, 12:29:38 AM »
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Do you stand up to wipe?
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when i was a kid lmaoooooo
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Um Is standing up to wipe weird? I uh know a guy who does that.

If you sit down to wipe you're weird. I am not sticking my hand down that fucking toilet bowl that I just plastered with stink.
Also I want to turn around and appreciate the mess I made before I cover it with toiletpaper

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2021, 06:48:07 AM »
yeah you guys are fucking strange.

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2021, 07:01:25 AM »
how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40s or 50s
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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2021, 08:38:12 AM »
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said its the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.

this is fucking golden

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2021, 09:36:44 AM »
How tall were the trash cans at your elementary school?

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2021, 07:17:56 PM »
how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40s or 50s

im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????

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Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2021, 07:42:00 PM »
Tristan Junkhouser, obviously.  You know, T-Junk what rock you been living under?