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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2021, 07:56:33 PM »
Because AVE is cool as shit and you're a dork who makes shitty threads.
Nah dude has a point … Berra did it and got crucified … slap is most hypocritical place on the internet… that’s why no one here flinches when uncle Freddy drops n bombs

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2021, 08:00:11 PM »
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Because AVE is cool as shit and you're a dork who makes shitty threads.
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Nah dude has a point … Berra did it and got crucified … slap is most hypocritical place on the internet… that’s why no one here flinches when uncle Freddy drops n bombs

What AVE did with the bench and what Berra did with his fake spots are completely different.

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:05 PM »
this is not about the pass i thought it was gonna be about when i clicked on this thread

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2021, 10:51:31 PM »
It’s a real street bench from his DC part though Then he rediscovered it and put it in the middle of a parking lot for his FA part. Now it’s at Tompkins for Instagram clips. If he was building bump to bars, stairs and painting ledges to match the scenery you’d have a stronger case. Or if he wrote Allstate or No Deliveries on it that would be grounds for Kooking. Also the fact the he gives us all the behind the scenes and history on it is awesome. And Daewon building the picnic table spots was pretty creative. He wasn’t trying to trick anyone into thinking that was a spot he just happened to find and looked like it belonged there. Pretty sure he even said that Carrol and crailtap guys were clowning on him back then for it.

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2021, 10:55:22 PM »
Wasn't Ave's SOTY cover also fake

I remember seeing the bike rack being put together on somebody's Instagram
Am I the only one who remembers this
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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2021, 11:17:57 PM »
That bench is also pretty crazy, it’s definitely not an ideal chill ledge spot, so even if he filmed tricks on the replica one to me it’s not that bad. Berra installed some perfect straight skate park ledges at a spot for his video part.

It’d be another story if he had a shorter less curved bench made to get the switch back noseblunt on

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2021, 11:35:57 PM »
is ave even from australia?

You thinking of Chad Fartie?

he’s like dollar tree Ave

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2021, 11:43:26 PM »
Wonder how many of these opinions would’ve formed on their own 🥵

Y’all some fuckin dick riders

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2021, 11:47:41 PM »
Wasn't Ave's SOTY cover also fake

I remember seeing the bike rack being put together on somebody's Instagram
Am I the only one who remembers this
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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2021, 11:48:58 PM »
Why are burritos so delicious ?
Ave gets a free pass because people love him.
I also love Ave.
His last hockey party with the blitzkrieg switch 360 flip going mach 10 was bonkers.
 

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2021, 11:51:23 PM »
when the dc video came out i was 15 and ill admit i didn’t like ave’s part .. in retrospect it’s amazing but i was just a dumb kid in 2003 . been holding that secret in for years

Should've kept it longer. That part was amazing

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2021, 11:55:09 PM »
Wonder how many of these opinions would’ve formed on their own 🥵

Y’all some fuckin dick riders

We all watch Ave perform skateboard routines and maneuvers in a succession that allows us to judge wether to ride his dick or not. Only primary evidence is used in addition to observation and double blind tests.

He has sufficiently passed our criteria and the algorithm has placed him in a range where it is a suitable action to mount his cock

Don’t you read peer reviewed skate mags? You fool.

nothing's been the since same

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2021, 12:26:27 AM »
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is ave even from australia?
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You thinking of Chad Fartie?

he’s like dollar tree Ave

Hahaha

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2021, 12:36:22 AM »
AVE is the Chuck Norris of skateboarding. You can’t just have simple man rules apply to God like figures like that..
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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2021, 07:14:44 AM »
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Wonder how many of these opinions would’ve formed on their own 🥵

Y’all some fuckin dick riders
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We all watch Ave perform skateboard routines and maneuvers in a succession that allows us to judge wether to ride his dick or not. Only primary evidence is used in addition to observation and double blind tests.

He has sufficiently passed our criteria and the algorithm has placed him in a range where it is a suitable action to mount his cock

Don’t you read peer reviewed skate mags? You fool.

Save some pussy for the rest of us my guy

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2021, 07:38:20 AM »
Ronnie Creager did it too. Both AVE and Creager get a pass in my book. Berra doesn't because he's Berra. Simple as.

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2021, 07:40:17 AM »
He gets the pass because /cool skaters love him. And even the normie skaters respect him enough.
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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #47 on: November 25, 2021, 07:57:23 AM »
Wasn't Ave's SOTY cover also fake

I remember seeing the bike rack being put together on somebody's Instagram
Am I the only one who remembers this






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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2021, 08:35:38 AM »
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Wasn't Ave's SOTY cover also fake

I remember seeing the bike rack being put together on somebody's Instagram
Am I the only one who remembers this
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very sus

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #49 on: November 25, 2021, 08:39:14 AM »
lol he even put a bike lock on it

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2021, 08:41:01 AM »
is it really a "free pass" when earned the status?
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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2021, 10:09:16 AM »
you think hes done too...


but yall dont even know hes about to put BOTH benches connnected together for one last dance

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2021, 10:59:46 AM »
AVE has been dragging around that green curved bench for a while. It has made an appearance in multiple parts of his. I believe he has an interview where talks about saving/stealing it from some spot.

Pals would tear apart most skaters if they did that.

Why does he get a pass?

Edit* I’ve been an AVE fan since dc/alien days.

Guess we gotta start shitting on everybody using the roll in for Wallenberg too I guess huh?

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2021, 11:05:48 AM »
This ain’t some ‘build a spot and pretend it’s real’ Steve Berra shit

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2021, 11:42:39 AM »
when the dc video came out i was 15 and ill admit i didn’t like ave’s part .. in retrospect it’s amazing but i was just a dumb kid in 2003 . been holding that secret in for years

damn you were tripping

i remember this was one of the first videos I saw and I couldn't tell what stance he was

shit i still dont even know if i know

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2021, 12:20:41 PM »
Creager made custom benches too, the ones he used in Menikmati.
With skaters like creager, Daewon and AVE i really dont care what they skate, i just want to see them skate. i wouldnt have mind having a full Deca warehouse career for daewon

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2021, 02:38:37 PM »
AVE has and will be honest with this Bench vs. Berra acted like it was real and probably would still lie to this day.

My buddies were talking about the photo the other day of the red bike rack not sure if it is fake or not but it makes a cool photo which is what matters.

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2021, 02:46:49 PM »
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Wonder how many of these opinions would’ve formed on their own 🥵

Y’all some fuckin dick riders
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We all watch Ave perform skateboard routines and maneuvers in a succession that allows us to judge wether to ride his dick or not. Only primary evidence is used in addition to observation and double blind tests.

He has sufficiently passed our criteria and the algorithm has placed him in a range where it is a suitable action to mount his cock

Don’t you read peer reviewed skate mags? You fool.
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Save some pussy for the rest of us my guy

This is the only time I’ve felt the need to show my gf a comment from this and she laughed almost as hard as I did. Would gnar if could - just perfect response.

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2021, 03:29:58 PM »
Maybe change the topic title to: AVE on beautiful wife

Man got married last month and truly has a stunning wife.

Congrats AVE!!!!
« Last Edit: November 25, 2021, 03:37:16 PM by DISTANT RUMOURS »

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Re: AVE on free pass?
« Reply #59 on: November 25, 2021, 04:32:08 PM »
Who cares if you build a spot, So anyone getting a photo skating a backyard ramp or jump ramp needs to be cancelled??