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Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« on: November 27, 2021, 05:02:09 PM »
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2021, 07:52:32 PM »
You found it

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2021, 07:59:47 PM »
This brings back fond memories of furiously fast-forwarding through this part on VHS growing up

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2021, 08:08:09 PM »
Literal worst is too harsh but
Jason Lee tincan is pretty minimal effort.
Raven pretty sweet gets outdone at most of the spots he skates by people in the same video.
Timecode apart from Fred and Lenny.
All the acting in guilty might be the literal worst thing in a skate video ever.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2021, 08:24:15 PM »
To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2021, 08:41:08 PM »
Jordan Richter in Video Days. It might be good but I can’t remember the time I didn’t skip it

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2021, 10:11:12 PM »
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2021, 10:44:14 PM »
Feel bad for his filmer having to haul ass to keep up as Mike V is max pushing all day sounds like fun

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2021, 10:53:08 PM »
Some videos would be totally ubalanced(Limewire days) where one skaters song would be blasting & another you would have to turn the pc volume & speaker volume all the way up just to hear any dialogue. . After waiting so long for a video that sucks, I remember not being hyped on several people in the Dc video and Digital videos where they would show a guy with random ish on in every clip. Matter of fact the guy in the Firm video takes the cake, he had a different sponsor in nearly every clip and somehow it was in the video lmao
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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2021, 10:57:58 PM »
Feel bad for his filmer having to haul ass to keep up as Mike V is max pushing all day sounds like fun

He got hit by a car if I remember correctly cause Mike was speeding through red lights.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2021, 11:40:56 PM »
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?
I'm guilty of liking this part (or at least don't think it deserves the hate it gets) but it regularly gets taken down off YouTube so the comments section must be brutal.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2021, 11:46:51 PM »
I misread the title I thought it said worst Pants in a skate  video.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2021, 11:59:11 PM »
sinner in the life extension video or jereme rogers in the selfish promo

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2021, 12:22:06 AM »
Rest in peace to Aya but Gabe's one trick in Snuff was probably the least amount of effort I've ever seen someone make for a video part.

Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

Richard Jefferson in Seasons..?

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2021, 07:05:00 AM »
one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy


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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2021, 07:08:06 AM »
Berra in Mind Field.

Objectively not the worse thing ever but compared to the rest of the video when his part pops up it’s like “What the hell is this shit?”
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2021, 07:19:50 AM »
sinner in the life extension video or jereme rogers in the selfish promo

sinner's part is a fuckin gem

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2021, 08:23:38 AM »
That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2021, 08:25:20 AM »
That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI

To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2021, 09:08:18 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share

Ha Carlos is sick! The second half of the video picks up and there are some cool tricks in there plus his spot selection is on point and I bet he had a lot of fun making this.

That mike v part is just painful. It’s like he had a good session at the full pipe and then stopped trying after that. I forgot about it and remember being so bummed as a kid. Felt like the kid from Christmas story spelling out “drink more ovaltine”

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2021, 09:14:04 AM »
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover

Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2021, 09:18:57 AM »
one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy
Said this in another thread but I feel like the OG version of his part (with 99 Luftballoons) has been eradicated from the whole ass internet.


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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2021, 09:22:14 AM »
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM

That was hilarious, the aggressive pushing and then cutting to more aggressive pushing had me dying.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2021, 09:28:27 AM »

Ha Carlos is sick! The second half of the video picks up and there are some cool tricks in there plus his spot selection is on point and I bet he had a lot of fun making this.

I agree with all of this.  I’m just saying that I know this isn’t the point of skating, but if in some alternate universe, were I to judge this part like it was street league, this wouldn’t score too high.
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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2021, 09:31:36 AM »
Rest in peace to Aya but Gabe's one trick in Snuff was probably the least amount of effort I've ever seen someone make for a video part.

Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

Richard Jefferson in Seasons..?

I love that revolution part

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2021, 09:48:21 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share
I like Carlos just fine, and he gets a little leeway from I, due to his advanced age, but fun vibes or no, I still have trouble imagining the sitch in which this bitch of a clip was considered a good decision to release as a part for a sponsored skater. I would gladly consume this footage as part of a “homies video” but in THIS context, I’m left thinking “whaaat?!?”
My guess is his plug for free wheels said “Aye, Carlos… we need to fill out this bummer of a video: I’m going to need a part from you by Thursday if you want to keep your place on the squad.”
Anyway, dude is cool & some of that shit is barely skateable as it is.
Still… this part was stinkier than the trash can at a dog park.

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Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2021, 09:52:48 AM »
I’m not trying to bash on this dude at all.  I’m just saying I could have filmed most of this. 

Not that straight no comply over the hip/gap thing though.  I can’t do those.
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« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2021, 10:09:10 AM »
I’m not trying to bash on this dude at all.  I’m just saying I could have filmed most of this. 

Not that straight no comply over the hip/gap thing though.  I can’t do those.
You’re not in the wrong here though, Sneak; this part was basic level shit that even I am capable of giving a go at.
The Vallely part was still worse (for me) due to all that EXTREME pushing.
Going fast isn’t “clip worthy” unless it’s on some crazy-steep hill, even “way back” in the early 2Ks.

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