Shecks about to get his fuck on

[conqueso]

havent seen this thread in months his balls must be turning purple by now

[Molte]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

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As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

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they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

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Glad to know we're all the same. 

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That's an advertisement for a company that does cloning, right?

[lk130]

Smh
Etnies

You skate etnies?

[cky enthusiast]

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

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As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

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they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

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Glad to know we're all the same. 

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welcome to trader joe’s

[SATIVA HYBRID]

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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...

Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed

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Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party

im sure he could have, he probably just wanted it to be some real san clemente shit and invited his real bro type homies. plus if he did invite anyone from the industry they would probably just jot shit down the whole time and turn it into some magazine article/video feature like "I snuck into shecks wedding and here's what I saw" or some shit

[ok boomer]

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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...

Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed

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Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party

I have wondered that a few times

[ok boomer]

MtV should probably film this for a 2half hour special "Fuck of Ryan"

[Escooter]

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The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.

she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls

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He ain’t pulling out. All that Redbull, he’s clearly sterile.

Gonna need some paxil and Diphenhydramine after all that rebull...

[Eric Dolphy]

How is this topic still going

It has pivoted to misogyny

[fineslime]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

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welcome to trader joe’s

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

[biaherl]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

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Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children

Madison if it's a girl and Madison if it's a boy

[Lou Strux]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

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Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children

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Madison if it's a girl and Madison if it's a boy

!!!

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

[close]

welcome to trader joe’s

[close]

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.

[fineslime]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

[close]

welcome to trader joe’s

[close]

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

[close]

Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.

So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.

Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!

She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.

As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.

I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"

[skate_or_dingus]

Here's to your fuck, Shecks.

[ok boomer]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

[close]

welcome to trader joe’s

[close]

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

[close]

Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.

[close]

So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.

Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!

She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.

As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.

I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"

Good shit. Gave you a gnar

[DESTROYER OF SENSES]

she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.

[Eric Dolphy]

she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.

Wat

Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

[close]

welcome to trader joe’s

[close]

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

[close]

Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.

[close]

So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.

Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!

She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.

As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.

I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"

Thank you for this. It made my day better.

[Escooter]

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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.

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Wat

Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard

Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?

[sid vicious]

New Bachelor cast?

[EdLawndale]

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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...

Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed

[close]

Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party

Pretty sure I see PRod there. And PJ Ladd and B.A. on the left (to Ryan's right). A few others too...

[fineslime]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

[close]

why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[close]

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[close]

Glad to know we're all the same. 

[close]

[close]

welcome to trader joe’s

[close]

Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

[close]

Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.

[close]

So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.

Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!

She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.

As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.

I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"

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Thank you for this. It made my day better.

That's 99% a true story haha. Glad you enjoyed. I'm just trying to hand out smiles.

[BL0B]

jokes on all you guys, i shopped this so they all look the same.

















made you look.

[Eric Dolphy]

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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.

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Wat

Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard

[close]

Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?

It's already hypocrisy, shecks probably clapped more cheeks than all of slap combined, even including cheetahsheets.
Won't bother with the rest of this attempt.

[h00man]

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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.

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Wat

Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard

[close]

Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?

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It's already hypocrisy, shecks probably definitely clapped more cheeks than all of slap combined, even including cheetahsheets.
Won't bother with the rest of this attempt.

[lk130]