Shecks about to get his fuck on

[davidbeckham2002]

red bull hat stays on during sex says the contract but might ruin the whole footage 

[HugeBodBoyle]

THERE'S NO SHECKS IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

[Eds_gallerist]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

Exactly what I wanted to post. Must be tough to make everything public and consider photo incentive even during (staged) private moments. Surprised he didnt offer her a ring made of a Plan B board.

[urbneathme]

sheckler on chill girl?

[crunchydank]

Shecks of blue balls.

[davidbeckham2002]

He really has had BALLS to do the stuff he did after all. Swolen to the maxxx

[lampshade]

Shecks about to bring the pipe down to Mami.

[IpathCats]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

Imagine purposing to someone while wearing etnies. He must've absolutely certain she was gonna say yes, that's a pretty risky play otherwise.

[gsosa]

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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it

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I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.

That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.

Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.

[notmikerusczyk]

those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

I guess the same way black people like to take photos in front of housing projects or squatting down in front of expencive cars.  It's just a cultural thing. 

[HotnSpicyMcChicken]

Convincing wealthy pro skaters experiencing existential crises because their careers are in decline that pre-marital sex is evil and the only way to avoid burning for eternity is to devote their life to an entity they've spent their entire life ignoring and breaking the rules of, and if they ever want to have sex again they'll have to marry you in order to do so, is a pretty good grift tbh.

[Dark Knight]

Etnies are an aphrodisiac to OC chicks

[quackquack]

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

[Lucky_Basek]

That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.

Hahahhahahaha

[$$LESH]

shecks on fuck machine

[I.C. Weiner]

in my heart i know this thread is titled shecks on sex

[somesortofspin]

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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

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why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?

[close]

As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.

It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.

they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.

[pro club blanks]

Hell yeah

Tag team with the holy spirit

[Hyliannightmare]

Gonna be some gorgeous babies

[shannamal]

sick

[ndsr]

Gonna be some gorgeous babies

God loves everyone especially OC babies. Praise Jebus!

[Alan]

MAKE OUT TIIIIIME!

[$$LESH]

shecks definitely soaks

[Vomit Lust]

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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it

[close]

I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.

That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.

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Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.

Poophole loophole

[Owen]

shecks definitely soaks

Who do you reckon he's got hump jumping him? Joslin or D Way?

[doublesteveburger]

he’s claiming proposal but I’m gonna wait for the footage in the credits of whatever plan b puts out in 10 years

[Joe Pesci]

I don't know what it was from but he had an interview on vid before where they asked him about the most girls he had around at once, he said like 6 in a hotel room in Arizona or something. Sounds like a real bible study if you ask me, no sex til marriage

[Cuban_Lynx]

Etnies are an aphrodisiac to OC chicks

[SneakySecrets]

I’m getting a secondhand chub just thinking about how wild their chubs are right now.