Shecks about to get his fuck on

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His Johnson must be ragging, he’s popped the question

[chihuahuadad2000]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.

[matt_2993]

That fucking face in the 2nd photo

[Spectre]

He finally found a chill girl.cool

[Jagr]

She looks chill, at least.

[Burt Ward]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

Gnarred.

Imagine re-enacting it for instagram.

[Dr-Feelgood]

The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.

she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls

[mushroom slice]

That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.

[ok boomer]

Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip

[Ray C. Usery]

That fucking face in the 2nd photo

Apparently that is his butt wiping face and your supposed to keep that secret

[Gab]

Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip

I mean how can you trust anything after that?!

[h00man]

he's about to get hungry on it.

[KUberry]

The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.

she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls

He ain’t pulling out. All that Redbull, he’s clearly sterile.

[lamfordie]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

I bet Joslin was wearing etnies when he proposed

[Candied cigarettes]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

[Easy Slider]

Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

At least he took of the Red Bull hat. Grats to Shecks tho.

[Dark Knight]

How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?

[versacekid420]

 after he gets this nut off he’s gonna go backside flip el toro 10 times just because

[EdLawndale]

How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?

[versacekid420]

those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book

[pugmaster]

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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?

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In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.

[S.]

That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.

Dude I am married and I still do half of those things.

[Bread Harrity]

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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?

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In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.

oops

[Frank]

he must be ikobrakai-after-nonutnovember kinds of horny, very happy for shecks(and i guess his wifey) he's got the godly go to splurge it finally.

[FatGuy92]

There's no way this dude wasn't beating his shmeat on the toilet while pretending to take a shit. With that being said, she looks like a sweet girl and I hope he's happy.

[backside_reacharound]

That fucking face in the 2nd photo

and in the first photo, it looks like he's flaring is nostrils at her to assert dominance.

do you think he's intending to pound it like this:

[Prostate Exam]

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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.

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I bet Joslin was wearing etnies when he proposed

And we all know how that turned out

[Hevonen]

How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it

[EvenStevieNicks]

How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it

I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.

That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.