SKATE SPATS.
Like Scrooge McDuck wore, but more modern.
But get this, you need shoes with a groove, kinda like those new tech skate shoes.
All the shoe companies will adapt.
30 minute Youtube videos about how Airwalk made lace savers before spats existed titled "Did Skate Spats™ Steal Tech from This Old Iconic Shoe Company!??"
Also Matt Goetz announces bid to run for president with runningmate Mark "Gator" Rogowski as his VP. Don't expect that til late next year though.