Author Topic: Trendwatch 2022 (Read 43298 times)

dr.prestige · « **Reply #60 on:** December 15, 2021, 05:13:11 PM »

Quote from: zahed on December 15, 2021, 09:49:40 AM

gloves. after the chima part they are already showing up a lot more.

cromer and kadow were on this years ago.

Can confirm, it's cold as fuck right now and I want to be able to text the homies after I'm done with the session

c-dock · « **Reply #61 on:** December 15, 2021, 05:16:21 PM »

Quote from: eezz on December 15, 2021, 03:33:13 AM

Ig 2012 sean malto clean cut skater boy aesthetic is next

Oh god please no

thirtysomethingskater · « **Reply #62 on:** December 15, 2021, 05:58:42 PM »

Companies will drop product at insane prices to test the waters and backtrack by claiming a typo

big_kev_215 · « **Reply #63 on:** December 15, 2021, 06:00:01 PM »

Could see the previously traditional Spitfire classic-type shape begin to make a comeback in being trendy after years of wider, more squared off wheels.

JamesFardy · « **Reply #64 on:** December 15, 2021, 06:36:38 PM »

Glove and beanies…..JUST Gloves….and beanies.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #65 on:** December 15, 2021, 07:57:01 PM »

Vaccines and helmets

FatGuy92 · « **Reply #66 on:** December 15, 2021, 10:59:06 PM »

'Illegal' tricks are going to be the norm

This year we got GT pressure flipping a street gap, Kyota with the willy grinds, Trung bringing back dark slides.. I'm waiting for double flips and late shuvs to come back

DaleSr · « **Reply #67 on:** December 15, 2021, 11:07:02 PM »

When are we going back to the nautical look? Is it cool to be a fucking pirate or sailor again?

Hedgehog In Da Fog · « **Reply #68 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:46:16 AM »

Burger Concept will outdo Miles as the hottest new griptape company.

Last Resort will make a replica of the Vans Hassan III from the early 2000's.

Limosine will popularize the 26" wheelbase with 109 Indys.

OwlGreen · « **Reply #69 on:** December 16, 2021, 04:02:31 AM »

Fabo L.E.S. opens flagship store in Macau, drops Saucony Kinvara 4 retro Collab.

WavyDavy · « **Reply #70 on:** December 16, 2021, 04:42:03 AM »

- Non-skate shoes like trail running shoes and boots
- barefoot shoes
- skating in coats
- famous stars and straps will be big again
- noise, industrial, neofolk music in Skatevideos
- signature vapes and liquids

xrossings · « **Reply #71 on:** December 16, 2021, 05:15:36 AM »

people skating the worlds smallest rails for new NBDs

Hedgehog In Da Fog · « **Reply #72 on:** December 16, 2021, 05:35:42 AM »

Board company wheels, graphics out.

NBD manuals wearing a kilt.

Prostate Exam · « **Reply #73 on:** December 16, 2021, 05:50:41 AM »

kids will start putting their instagram usernames on their griptape

ok boomer · « **Reply #74 on:** December 16, 2021, 05:53:57 AM »

Dildo hands

apport · « **Reply #75 on:** December 16, 2021, 08:07:27 AM »

Quote from: Allez_Jambon on December 15, 2021, 12:08:22 PM

Somebody will be exposed as the Rachel Dolezal of skateboarding.

shanahan, but instead of being "transracial" he's "trans-generational", people will realize his approximation of gear worn in a time/place he wasn't a part of is deeply problematic

somefucker · « **Reply #76 on:** December 16, 2021, 08:32:56 AM »

Quote from: apport on December 16, 2021, 08:07:27 AM

shanahan, but instead of being "transracial" he's "trans-generational", people will realize his approximation of gear worn in a time/place he wasn't a part of is deeply problematic

tell that to every skater 13-25 in the north east

TwisT · « **Reply #77 on:** December 16, 2021, 08:33:55 AM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on December 16, 2021, 05:50:41 AM

kids will start putting their instagram usernames on their griptape

gotta do something with all that unused ad space

Mike Oxwelling · « **Reply #78 on:** December 16, 2021, 08:34:19 AM »

Skate Kitty retires from professional skateboarding.

BinkyConklinFan · « **Reply #79 on:** December 16, 2021, 10:00:31 AM »

SKATE SPATS.

Like Scrooge McDuck wore, but more modern.

But get this, you need shoes with a groove, kinda like those new tech skate shoes.
All the shoe companies will adapt.
30 minute Youtube videos about how Airwalk made lace savers before spats existed titled "Did Skate Spats™ Steal Tech from This Old Iconic Shoe Company!??"

Also Matt Goetz announces bid to run for president with runningmate Mark "Gator" Rogowski as his VP. Don't expect that til late next year though.

Crusty Grundle · « **Reply #80 on:** December 16, 2021, 12:27:50 PM »

Quote from: DaleSr on December 15, 2021, 11:07:02 PM

When are we going back to the nautical look? Is it cool to be a fucking pirate or sailor again?

Yo... I can back this, definitely diggin the sailor style!

Reed Richards · « **Reply #81 on:** December 16, 2021, 01:50:45 PM »

7.5-7.75 boards return. Venture 5.0 Lo sales skyrocket.
A line is drawn in the sand for the Hesh vs Fresh war.
Berra finally gets punched and the clip goes skate viral.

Hinna · « **Reply #82 on:** December 16, 2021, 02:34:25 PM »

new sk8 app strictly for the culture that combines the worst of ig tiktok and youtube

GumOnMyGrip · « **Reply #83 on:** December 16, 2021, 02:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on December 16, 2021, 05:50:41 AM

kids will start putting their instagram usernames on their griptape

Entirely possible. There are skaters at the local that don’t even know each other’s names. Just insta usernames.
“Yo - you want to meet @fatty420ollie at the curb spot?”

boofer · « **Reply #84 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:02:51 PM »

mall grabs

Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein · « **Reply #85 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:03:13 PM »

Avenue and caliber trucks

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #86 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:04:08 PM »

Gifted Hater guest board on Limosine

Mean salto · « **Reply #87 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:09:53 PM »

Quote from: GumOnMyGrip on December 16, 2021, 02:48:56 PM

Quote from: Prostate Exam on December 16, 2021, 05:50:41 AM
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kids will start putting their instagram usernames on their griptape
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Entirely possible. There are skaters at the local that don’t even know each other’s names. Just insta usernames.
“Yo - you want to meet @fatty420ollie at the curb spot?”

The time loop works out. This was happening back when MySpace started.

braksabbath · « **Reply #88 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:30:02 PM »

Deepfakes and subcontracting for clips. Big name pro's can't afford injuries or any lapse in content creation between the contest circuit, Olympic qualifiers, and pleasing shareholders. Veteran guns for hire and recently cancelled pro's will be spotted in greenman suits.

conqueso · « **Reply #89 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:35:25 PM »

berrics soon to release a COS backed energy drink

Author Topic: Trendwatch 2022 (Read 43298 times)

somefucker

Crusty Grundle

conqueso