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Steve Cab on GIRL
« on: December 28, 2021, 03:32:04 PM »
Strange fit, she might end up on Krooked (Neck)


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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2021, 03:37:08 PM »
Initially I thought
"What's so thread worthy about Cab posting his daughter?"
Upon further examination..Yikes

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2021, 03:37:30 PM »
Im glad skateboardings moleman has someone to share his fresh fits with

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2021, 03:54:05 PM »
Va-va-voom!
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2021, 03:54:40 PM »
Cabs hella Christian cuz he had a “problem” with jerking of .

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2021, 03:59:53 PM »
I mean, good for him.

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2021, 04:03:19 PM »
Thanks for the clearing the air and not making yourself look any less weird, cab!

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2021, 04:07:30 PM »
30 year age difference isn’t gross or anything. Not at all.

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2021, 04:18:03 PM »
Cab > Max Schaff

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2021, 04:20:15 PM »
I support this.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2021, 04:21:37 PM »

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2021, 04:31:32 PM »
what's a 50 year age difference between lovers?


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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2021, 04:33:47 PM »
Is she technically half Cab or full Cab?

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2021, 04:39:44 PM »
White chocolate

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2021, 04:48:58 PM »
Some of y’all need your Half Cab privileges revoked for real.
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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2021, 04:50:29 PM »
Is she technically half Cab or full Cab?

Just a fakie ollie... their kids will be half cabs.

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2021, 04:56:57 PM »

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2021, 05:01:41 PM »
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« Last Edit: December 28, 2021, 05:11:36 PM by EdLawndale »
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2021, 05:01:56 PM »
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Cab > Max Schaff
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Stupid ass take

But was Max ever in Tilt Mode?

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2021, 05:03:27 PM »
she's not even wearing half cabs??  #dontsliponthedrip

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2021, 05:13:58 PM »
Attention 57 year old men who want a 28 year old girlfriend:


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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2021, 05:26:42 PM »
Steve you can't stand on a piano bench it's for sitting get down from there

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2021, 05:33:11 PM »
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Cab > Max Schaff
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Stupid ass take

Cab rides motocross. Way gnarlier than riding around the roads of the Bay Area.

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2021, 05:35:21 PM »
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Cab > Max Schaff
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Stupid ass take
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But was Max ever in Tilt Mode?
Nah, because his head rests still a 90 degree angle

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Cab > Max Schaff
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Stupid ass take
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Cab rides motocross. Way gnarlier than riding around the roads of the Bay Area.
Cab can hardly do that,but join goldenbullcow...wait you probably are goldenbullcow nevermind

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2021, 05:41:31 PM »
Initially I thought
"What's so thread worthy about Cab posting his daughter?"
Upon further examination..Yikes
yeah, I was gunna start this topic a while back but didn’t want to throw out too many allegations.
Cab of age of consent?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2021, 05:55:54 PM »
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Initially I thought
"What's so thread worthy about Cab posting his daughter?"
Upon further examination..Yikes
[close]
yeah, I was gunna start this topic a while back but didn’t want to throw out too many allegations.
Cab of age of consent?

She looks like she’s in her early to mid 30’s.
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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2021, 06:03:15 PM »
this bitch my age which is crazy cause i can’t imagine finding cab relevant enough to let him bust it down and i skate

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2021, 06:05:13 PM »
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Initially I thought
"What's so thread worthy about Cab posting his daughter?"
Upon further examination..Yikes
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yeah, I was gunna start this topic a while back but didn’t want to throw out too many allegations.
Cab of age of consent?
[close]

She looks like she’s in her early to mid 30’s.

i felt just as creepy as steve looking this up, but she graduated college in 2017. there is no way she is older than 29. unless she like, got held back like 5-6 grades in school lol

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2021, 06:05:33 PM »
Thanks for the clearing the air and not making yourself look any less weird, cab!
What’s so weird about a 29 year age gap…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Steve Cab on GIRL
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2021, 06:07:58 PM »
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Initially I thought
"What's so thread worthy about Cab posting his daughter?"
Upon further examination..Yikes
[close]
yeah, I was gunna start this topic a while back but didn’t want to throw out too many allegations.
Cab of age of consent?
[close]

She looks like she’s in her early to mid 30’s.
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i felt just as creepy as steve looking this up, but she graduated college in 2017. there is no way she is older than 29. unless she like, got held back like 5-6 grades in school lol

First thing I looked up (her LinkedIn account is very impressive, by the way). Graduated high school in 2012.