Free Guy. I thought a bit of fluff was needed while my girl and I were waiting for covid tests, but I think my anxiety precipitated some over-critical rage. Genuinely irritated by the 8 minute plot stretched over however long, that was cobbled together from someone's recent rewatch of Truman Show and The Matrix... where some soulless husk also thought the last third should just be a multi-meta advertising cumshot of other Disney properties. The idea that if you include enough affable dudes (Waititi, Reynolds, Not-Jean-Ralphio) then wink-wink factory-made comedy quipping becomes real humor. Wasted Lil' Rel. My girlfriend's anger over including a whispercore cover of Fantasy by Mariah...in the same movie where you've played the unfuckwithable original multiple times.. was funnier than anything on the screen.
But hey, everyone else I know seemed to like it, so maybe I'm just being a prick. Tests were negative.