Tony Hawk's Son Is Dating Kurt Cobain's Daughter

[StillTryin]

Decently adjusted outside of Tony being a serial adulterer, sure.

Hasn’t Tony been married 3-4 times?

High divorce rates are now normal, and cheating is the Hollywood equivalent of picking up the kids at the daycare so I don't see anything out of the ordinary here.

Cobain probably feels like she just entered Narnia after a lifetime of chaos.

[Paul Cicero]

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Decently adjusted outside of Tony being a serial adulterer, sure.

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Hasn’t Tony been married 3-4 times?

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High divorce rates are now normal, and cheating is the Hollywood equivalent of picking up the kids at the daycare so I don't see anything out of the ordinary here.

Cobain probably feels like she just entered Narnia after a lifetime of chaos.

I agree divorce is pretty normal now - but 3-4 times is definitely not normal.

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Decently adjusted outside of Tony being a serial adulterer, sure.

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Hasn’t Tony been married 3-4 times?

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High divorce rates are now normal, and cheating is the Hollywood equivalent of picking up the kids at the daycare so I don't see anything out of the ordinary here.

Cobain probably feels like she just entered Narnia after a lifetime of chaos.

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I agree divorce is pretty normal now - but 3-4 times is definitely not normal.

I mean, compared to Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, I would say the Hawk's are decently adjusted. My co-worker used to be Riley's babysitter and all her dirt was pretty mild.

I know nothing about Frances Bean, but Courtney has glaring BPD and I wouldn't be surprised if she has some traits. Regardless, it's dope she's rocking that green cardigan.

[slapcurbsnotwomen]

I wonder if Riley yells out shotgun when they go out for drives

[SneakySecrets]

Whelp I feel old

[OldSkater]

I wonder if Riley yells out shotgun when they go out for drives

its fucked up that im laughing at this

[augustmoon]

Actually makes total sense.  Good for them. 

[QUIT SINNIN]

Is “Frances’ Bean’s” gonna be the name of their new coffee shop concept?

I’ll let myself out…

[layzieyez]

Is “Frances’ Bean’s” gonna be the name of their new coffee shop concept?

I’ll let myself out…

Start them in France and franchise it out.

[shouldn't]

That looks nothing like the Riley I saw in a Thrasher video yesterday...he changed his entire style overnight?

to be fair, he was wearing a nirvana shirt with a very ‘kurt cobain style’ haircut. he was kurt for halloween. he skated to nirvana. he probably had to change a little in order for her to not date a cardboard copy of her father. good for them though, they both look/seem very happy. at least he won’t go and steal/sell her father’s guitar if they ever split like the last guy.

[TastyBurrito]

Is “Frances’ Bean’s” gonna be the name of their new coffee shop concept?

I’ll let myself out…

Possibly. Their blend names are based on music puns.

And I fucks with Steel Mill coffee, so if they did do a Frances' Bean Blend, I'd pick up a bag.

[Giftedly Hater’d]

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Frances Bean is thought to have a total net worth of approximately $200 million (£145.4 m), according to Celebrity Net Worth, most of which is waiting for her when she turns 30. People magazine reported that Frances also receives nearly $100,000 (£72.6k) a month from her father's estate.

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Skateboarders’ wiener wallets’ wallets

[arcam]

Decently adjusted outside of Tony being a serial adulterer, sure.

Frances is super cute, and apparently super rich, good for Riley.  Riley now looks like a general contractor’s son who’s never touched a drill but gets paid $100k/year to drive a $100k pickup truck around as a “project manager”.

ive seen far to many of the contractors son guy,usually bmw and ipad though

[huggs]

Whelp I feel old

francis bean turning 30 this year, holy cow

where were u in 92 ;(

[Cuban_Lynx]

Is “Frances’ Bean’s” gonna be the name of their new coffee shop concept?

I’ll let myself out…

I think of something totally different when I hear Frances' Bean

[DCLOVE]

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Whelp I feel old

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francis bean turning 30 this year, holy cow

where were u in 92 ;(

Waiting for my mother to give birth to me.

[Sick Duck]

I wonder if Riley yells out shotgun when they go out for drives

damn. I didn’t even know they had a kid. Also pretty funny how riley went from long hair dirtbag rocker dude to standard square dude with a girlfriend so fast

[manysnakes]

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Watch your back, Riley. BPD is inherited and El Duce’s lurking…

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Courtney hit el duce with a train remember?

El Duce II

[manysnakes]

Riley now looks like a general contractor’s son who’s never touched a drill but gets paid $100k/year to drive a $100k pickup truck around as a “project manager”.

lololol if you ride mountain bikes, you dozen of these dudes. They all have some big-hit Evil bike with $2500 ENVE wheels

[funeral_tuxedo]

very cute

[Colin Robinson]

I tried hard to have a father but instead I had a dad

[CHONGO]

huh. Well good for them.


Hope Courtney doesn't get invited to dinner.

for real

[figureitout]

Watson made a thread about a comment i made, i can die a happy man. In hindsight i regret not making it a thread instead resurrecting that other thread which i agree is fairly creepy.

*genuine, non sarcastic comment made by a fellow Canadian

Damn Tony Hawk's son landed Kurt's daughter, that explains how he was able to clear Scentless Apprentice for Baker 4.

Imagine having that psychopathic murderer for a potential mother in law?!?

from r/Nirvana

What a rocket

[Beady]

That looks nothing like the Riley I saw in a Thrasher video yesterday...he changed his entire style overnight?

Are you referring to the Cold Call video where T. Hawk broke his finger? I think that was from at least summer 2020 - he did some kind of charity fundraiser related to the x-ray of it back then.

But yeah, I was sorta thrown off by the short hair - guess he hasn’t really been out there too much coverage-wise, as far as I can tell.

[dannyprovolone]

Riley now looks like a general contractor’s son who’s never touched a drill but gets paid $100k/year to drive a $100k pickup truck around as a “project manager”.

lmao

[exlurker]

The Hawks seem to be a decently adjusted family.

Well, we're way down in the standings, but our best defender's been hurt all season and half the team's been out on COVID protocol. You know what? You're right - once we have everyone back, we can definitely sneak in and fuck up the Knicks and Sixers yet again

[ra the weak man]

courtney's narcissistic ass will have to one up the daughter and bang birdman. or riley. or both. she wants to be the girl w/ the most cake.

[newspaperparty]

I'm actually stoked, hope it works out well for them

[Allez_Jambon]

her art aint very good

[bo bice]

someday you will skate like I skate