skaters you shouldnt meet in person

[makesureyoulandbolts]

ill start by saying brandon starr is a skater you should stay away from. that man looks like he smokes and sells meth. well, that guy is from florida so he probably is. i even offered him a hit of my bowl one time he was like “i dont smoke”. moments later hes smoking a fucking joint. he also lies about not skating for supreme. he looks like he’ll stab or even SHOOT you just by looking at him. he does not like to be bothered and i made a mistake by doing so. fuck brandon starr for thinking im a bozo and a kook and for also removing me from his followers on instagram and making his page private.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

This thread is now about steak. Best steakhouse I ever been to was in Calgary, Alberta- green salad, cheese stuffed double baked taters and mouthwatering slabs of beef. I was into cooking steaks at home a few years ago before the price of beef went sky high, just pan-frying them because I didn't and still don't have a proper grill. Wal-Mart was airing these great advertisement showing Hispanic families cooking these delicious-looking steaks at home, let's just say I wasted a lot of money buying crappy ribeyes and such from fucking Wal-Mart, I don't know what I was thinking. I'd really like to try a Brazilian churrasqueira or Argentinian steakhouse, the green chimichurri sauce or whatever its called is so bomb.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

This thread is now about steak.

steak deez nuts in your mouth and gtfo

[Lou Strux]

Man, I remember the first time I had a real STEAKHOUSE aged steak; ruined steak for me for years. It was decades before my trife ass could afford another steak that nice.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Man, I remember the first time I had a real STEAKHOUSE aged steak; ruined steak for me for years. It was decades before my trife ass could afford another steak that nice.

brandon starr would rob a whole steakhouse and trade all that shit for meth

[Lou Strux]

I like a potato side, personally.
Conditioning, I guess.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

I like a potato side, personally.
Conditioning, I guess.

brandon starr would literally put a gun to your head for that plate of food cause he spent all his money on meth and weed and the flow sponsorship at supreme isnt enough for him to pay the bills so he gotta sell meth

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

you dont wanna talk about brandon starr? sounds like hes REALLY bad news LMAOOOOO

[Lou Strux]

Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

You got dibs on my first-born child, Lou

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

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A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.

you dont even know who he is huh? well hes a bozo that should be buried under rikers island

[EdLawndale]

I like my steaks well-well-done.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

I like my steaks well-well-done.

so burnt?

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Make sure you chew that boot leather real good, Ed. Not everybody knows the Heimlich maneuver

[Lou Strux]

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Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

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A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.

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you dont even know who he is huh? well hes a bozo that should be buried under rikers island

Unless this dude is buried under mushrooms with a savory white wine and butter sauce, I’m not interested in hearing another word about him.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady

[keepthefunkalive]

There's a steak shortage. Google "golden corral brawl". The struggle is real. Get that meat while you can... burnt, rare, whatever. If you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf, you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady

no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme

[EdLawndale]

Isn't there a theory that everyone in Pulp Fiction is a vampire because they order their steaks raw?

Edit: For sure if your last name is "Starr", that's a made up name...

[keepthefunkalive]

Isn't there a theory that everyone in Pulp Fiction is a vampire because they order their steaks raw?

Edit: For sure if your last name is "Starr", that's a made up name...

Might explain the briefcase "soul" theory a little better maybe?

[Hedgehog In Da Fog]

I want to try some wagyu beef with eggs aged in volcanoes for a month.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

watch the damn video.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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There's a steak shortage. Google "golden corral brawl". The struggle is real. Get that meat while you can... burnt, rare, whatever. If you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf, you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf.

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LOL. I looked it up. This shit is SAVAGE. You know when the chewy, gristley steaks run out at the small town buffet, shit is about to get real grimey and blood is gonna spill

only brandon starr would start a fight over steak

[Lou Strux]

Somebody call the steak police!

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Hahaha, OP is still trying to change the subject back to some gimp nobody knows of or cares about. What a plucky little dipshit, he just keeps on truckin

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Hahaha, OP is still trying to change the subject back to some gimp nobody knows of or cares about. What a plucky little dipshit, he just keeps on truckin

HA! take that BITCH ASS BRANDON. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOURE HOT SHIT. YOU SHOULDVE LET ME SMOKE YOU OUT THEN I WOULDVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR SOFT BLOCKING ME ON INSTA

[shouldn't]

get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.

[Lou Strux]

watch the damn video.

Alright, Brandon…
Steak talk aside, what is it you want here?
I watched the edit: you’re a fine skateboarder. That’s not saying much coming from me because I’m an old, but I struggle to see how this path to self promotion will lead to upgrading you from shop flow to full on team dude.
You seem to have something, but for sure, THIS isn’t the way to go about promoting it.
Now…
Tell us about how you like YOUR steaks prepared, won’t you?