That Austrian guy Elijah Berle laid out in Propeller

[Mr Cheese Resurrection]

I wonder how he’s doing, he seemed pretty angry.

[Utopos]

He's dead

[Alan]

*Austrian

[Johnny Lawrence]

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[rocklobster]

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I just have to say sir, seeing you roll up while shitting made me want to do it. I think about you a lot to this day.

[Christmas Complete]

It was fs180's dad, that's why he's so angry and hates pro skaters and their lazy, do-nothing lifestyles

[Johnny Lawrence]

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I just have to say sir, seeing you roll up while shitting made me want to do it. I think about you a lot to this day.

got me like:

[cky enthusiast]

throw another shrimp on the barbie mate!!

[jerrygurneyscream]

throw another shrimp on the barbie mate!!

wrong austria

[thebacker]

i wonder what he thinks about all this recent stuff

[manysnakes]

It's pretty funny rewatching that part and seeing how heavily he's leaning into a socal skatepunk sorta thing

[art hellman]

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I just have to say sir, seeing you roll up while shitting made me want to do it. I think about you a lot to this day.

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got me like:

thanks for making this the best thread in...I can't even remember how long

[Jagr]

i wonder what he thinks about all this recent stuff

[EdLawndale]

He did seem angry, and rightfully so. That was pretty irresponsible of Berle so I don't blame the Austrian gent for leaving him hanging like that. Might I add that the Austrian dude's wife is also pretty hot, with like a Sarah Palin thing going on...

[Merman]

Ever clear actually wrote a song about Elijah. Perfect example of medium talent with big push, in my humble opinion.

Goes a lil something like this:

You put yourself in stupid places
Yes I think you know it's true
Situations where it's easy to look down on you
I think you like to be the victim
I think you like to be in pain
I think you make yourself a victim
Almost every single day
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Yeah you do it again
You always do it again
You say they taught you how to read and write
They taught you how to count
I say they taught you how to buy and sell
Your own body by the pound
I think you like to be their simple toy
I think you love to play the clown
I think you are blind to the fact
That the hand you hold
Is the hand that holds you down
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah why won't you ever learn
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
I wonder if you will ever learn
Why won't you ever learn
Come on now
Do that stupid dance for me
You do what they tell you to do
You say what they say
You try to be everything to everyone
You jump through the big hoop
You play all the right games
You try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah you do it again
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall

[Craig Lutzka]

Ever clear actually wrote a song about Elijah. Perfect example of medium talent with big push, in my humble opinion.

Goes a lil something like this:

You put yourself in stupid places
Yes I think you know it's true
Situations where it's easy to look down on you
I think you like to be the victim
I think you like to be in pain
I think you make yourself a victim
Almost every single day
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Yeah you do it again
You always do it again
You say they taught you how to read and write
They taught you how to count
I say they taught you how to buy and sell
Your own body by the pound
I think you like to be their simple toy
I think you love to play the clown
I think you are blind to the fact
That the hand you hold
Is the hand that holds you down
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah why won't you ever learn
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
I wonder if you will ever learn
Why won't you ever learn
Come on now
Do that stupid dance for me
You do what they tell you to do
You say what they say
You try to be everything to everyone
You jump through the big hoop
You play all the right games
You try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah you do it again
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall

I read this out loud with my balls in a vice to truly feel it.

[botefdunn]

That kid Elijah laid out? he can do a hamstand.

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That kid Elijah laid out? he can do a hamstand.

I thought he was gost.

He's dead

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

elijah copied that guy's style for a week, as an apology

[Paul Cicero]

elijah copied that guy's style for a week, as an apology

HAHAHA

[Cuban_Lynx]

I wonder how he’s doing, he seemed pretty angry.

Think that was bad, you shoulda seen the baby Tyson kicked at Dime

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I just have to say sir, seeing you roll up while shitting made me want to do it. I think about you a lot to this day.

Fecal matter all over his gloves then the paper/joint.

Luckily he probably licked it sealed before everyone sparked it together

[Kanye Omari West]

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Ever clear actually wrote a song about Elijah. Perfect example of medium talent with big push, in my humble opinion.

Goes a lil something like this:

You put yourself in stupid places
Yes I think you know it's true
Situations where it's easy to look down on you
I think you like to be the victim
I think you like to be in pain
I think you make yourself a victim
Almost every single day
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Yeah you do it again
You always do it again
You say they taught you how to read and write
They taught you how to count
I say they taught you how to buy and sell
Your own body by the pound
I think you like to be their simple toy
I think you love to play the clown
I think you are blind to the fact
That the hand you hold
Is the hand that holds you down
You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah why won't you ever learn
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
I wonder if you will ever learn
Why won't you ever learn
Come on now
Do that stupid dance for me
You do what they tell you to do
You say what they say
You try to be everything to everyone
You jump through the big hoop
You play all the right games
You try to be
Everything to everyone
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall
Yeah you do it again
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and you fall

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I read this out loud with my balls in a vice to truly feel it.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

YOU FUCKING WHORE WANKERS

[Johnny Lawrence]

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I just have to say sir, seeing you roll up while shitting made me want to do it. I think about you a lot to this day.

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Fecal matter all over his gloves then the paper/joint.

Luckily he probably licked it sealed before everyone sparked it together

Not my finest hour

[WavyDavy]

Seid's deppert oder was?

angry austrian language is just too funny for me