bump when pal

[Steely Daniel]

Grats!

I feel bad for everyone that I will probably make it there in under a year easily at this rate. Still, under 4 posts per day isn't that obnoxious I suppose. I at least try to keep things positive and contribute something. I really just gotta stop drinking and posting or dumping the occasional insane mental health rant. Who am I kidding I badly just need to quit drinking entirely but that's a whole other rant for a whole other thread.

[EdLawndale]

BALUSTRADES
          4
       LIFE

[Uh Oh]

I feel alive.

[EAT PUSSY!]

this pal status thing should change to something like 10 years (or 1k posts)... i'm never reaching that 1k posts. 

[companguero]

this pal status thing should change to something like 10 years (or 1k posts)... i'm never reaching that 1k posts. 

Although she’s let it go, my mom would regularly label me a dropout despite the fact I passed the high school proficiency test to prove I had learned enough to earn an equivalent diploma.

Maybe the mods could devise a test for those with the illustrious OG badge? A quiz of trivia perhaps.

Then graduate to Pal Probation

This thread is fun to pore over

[Prostate Exam]

My first pubic hair grew right the second I hit PAL status. I am a real 29 year old man now

[sometimeperhaps]

Finally made it. I feel drunk on power

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

Fuck it. After 5 years and some change I finally did it. Here’s to 5 more posting about shitting my pants, catching STIs, making fun of trends, and lamenting (or celebrating) the fall of companies.

[Candied cigarettes]

Bumped. Surely this is my highest social accolade

[Dante Bichette]

[ToySanta]

Bumped.

First account to make it this far. Something to be said about resilience or consistency, amiright Pals??